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> Celebrate Lo's Celibacy, 5 years and counting
LoLo
post Mar 19 2005, 03:54 AM
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I just realized that today is my 5 year anniversary for the last time I had sex, so I promised I would throw a party when this day hit.

Bring your boose, debauchery (sp?) and sex toys!


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post Mar 19 2005, 03:57 AM
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So, when do I get to see Lo neiked? A big pond shouldn't stop you wink.gif


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post Mar 19 2005, 04:04 AM
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/me dances naked for froggy


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post Mar 19 2005, 04:06 AM
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::makes a jello-shooter wrestling pit and tosses Froggie inside::


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post Mar 19 2005, 04:11 AM
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Help?

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post Mar 19 2005, 04:48 AM
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/me strips and dives in to rescue Froggy


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post Mar 19 2005, 05:33 AM
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Awww! Lolo! You poor woman!

/me jumps in


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post Mar 19 2005, 06:29 AM
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*Wanders in, stands well away from jello pit* Well, if nothing else this thread proves you can turn a negative into a positive... *Gets splattered with multicolored Jello* Now, was that called for. *gets out Jello cannon* Say hello to my leetle friend! *Sprays everyone in sight with lime jello* That'll learn ya! *Turns to leave, then slips on a chunk of orange jello, falling into the jello pit.* Ay, Basura! oh, well, when in Rome...


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post Mar 19 2005, 09:17 AM
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*gets naked*


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post Mar 19 2005, 09:23 AM
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me too me too. I come bearing raspberry jelly


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post Mar 20 2005, 10:05 PM
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OOoooo! Naked Cand, Froggy, Lolo and Teapot how can I not join in! *strips and dives in*


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post Mar 20 2005, 10:27 PM
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WHEEE!!! NAKED TIME! *throws off clothing in triumphant whirlwind of freedom and joins in Jello-bound goodness* Mmmm:) *hurls Jello-ball at Lolo* Happy Pentannual Celibacy Aniversary! happy.gif


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post Mar 20 2005, 11:43 PM
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Hey, I offered to break it, but she said something about a law... or like... something. yeah.

*hands Lo a balloon*


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post Mar 21 2005, 02:57 AM
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/me is hit by jell-o ball.

I wonder if I should go take a shower. Anyone want to join me? lol


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post Mar 21 2005, 02:28 PM
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Hrm...

[editted for being a bit too graphic - Mata]

*gets nekkid*

For those of you who don't know the proper definitions:

naked: to be without clothes
nekkid: to be without clothes and to be up to summat cool.gif


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post Mar 21 2005, 02:39 PM
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Mike, I hope you haven't cheated on your fiance!

/me swims side of poolwards, pulls self up and goes to join Lo in the shower


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post Mar 21 2005, 08:24 PM
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Hmm, you celebrate the anniversary of your celibacy on my birthday. That's kinda weird, go get some sexxoring this year so it doesn't happen again!
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