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post Apr 9 2005, 05:11 PM
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Hooray! The other day my lovely e-wife Jaq asked me to re-e-marry her when I clubbed her over the head and dragged her off by her hair (our first e-wedding was caveman themed).

The theme is b-movies. FurryMammal will be performing the ceremony. Moop is my best man, and Tigersong is Jaq's Dude of Honour.


I am going as The Wasp Woman:



And the wedding is being hosted here:



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post Apr 9 2005, 05:13 PM
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I will re-e-marry my caveman...erm.. woman as Linda from the original Evil Dead movie.

Come! Join in the dismemberment and cake!



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post Apr 9 2005, 05:14 PM
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Whooo!

I shall be bestmanning as some guy with cool facial hair wearing some tight leather thing and...chains! yay.



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post Apr 9 2005, 05:16 PM
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I'm here, as the One and Only Ash!

I guess as the Dude of Honour, it's my job to stand around and look pretty.



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post Apr 9 2005, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE (Tigersong @ Apr 10 2005, 03:16 AM)
I'm here, as the One and Only Ash!

I guess as the Dude of Honour, it's my job to stand around and look pretty.
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And dismember the bride if it comes to that. Or if I start trying to eat other people's brains...


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:17 PM
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And I shall be performing the ceremony



I have the stance. Are the planets correctly aligned for the ceremony to begin?


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE (moop @ Apr 9 2005, 10:14 AM)
I shall be bestmanning as some guy with cool facial hair wearing some tight leather thing and...chains! yay.
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...and Jaq said I couldn't take you behind the altar and rip your clothes off if I chose you as best man. Well, there isn't much to rip off!

*SMEXES best man quickly behind Jaq's back before ceremony begins*

Ahem. *straightens wings* Shall we? innocent.gif


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:19 PM
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/me looks warily at the SMEXING and starts chainsaw menacingly.


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Apr 10 2005, 03:18 AM)
Ahem.  *straightens wings*  Shall we?  innocent.gif
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*screams maniacally once*

edited to add: once for yes, twice for no

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post Apr 9 2005, 05:21 PM
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I think that's a yes.


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:28 PM
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/me starts cutting down random zombie guests in boredom.

Dum dee dum dum...

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post Apr 9 2005, 05:33 PM
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/me hungrily eyes non zombie guests


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE (Jaq @ Apr 9 2005, 10:33 AM)
/me hungrily eyes non zombie guests
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Patience, darling. Wait for the reception!

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post Apr 9 2005, 05:34 PM
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WITHOUT much further ado (stop that TS) the ceremony shall proceed.

First, I feel I must warn those reading that this ceremony contains scenes of extended bad animation, poor acting, and long drawn out screams.

Ahem.

Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks, and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:35 PM
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/me attempt to leg it in late but what with being a robot runnig anit going to well


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:36 PM
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/me playfully bats away the wasp woman with his chainsaw.

Eh, buzz off.


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:37 PM
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QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Apr 9 2005, 10:34 AM)
Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks,  and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?
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*buzzes in an agreeing fashion*

Hmm. I will not devour my bride's best friend. I will not devour my bride's best friend...


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:39 PM
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/me oils joint so as not to squeek at inapropriate times


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:39 PM
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Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks, and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?



*looks lovingly into Cand's eyes*

*lets out one blood curdling shriek*


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:40 PM
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/me wanders about to accompanyment of much creaking and many rattling noises


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:40 PM
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NOT YET, Linda.

/me slaps the bride upside the head.

Ew. Now I have bits of gross and maggots on my hand.


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:41 PM
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QUOTE (Tigersong @ Apr 10 2005, 03:40 AM)
NOT YET, Linda.

/me slaps the bride upside the head.

Ew.  Now I have bits of gross and maggots on my hand.
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*laughs maniacally*

*gnaws on skull*


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:42 PM
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*offers moop oil*


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE (candice @ Apr 9 2005, 05:37 PM)
QUOTE (FurryMammal @ Apr 9 2005, 10:34 AM)
Cand, known to all as the destroyer of english tastebuds, The One Who Blinks,  and the vengeful wasp woman, do you take Jaq, also known as the destroyer of holy mops, Linda, and the sarcasmabot, to be your lawfully wedded wife, again?
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*buzzes in an agreeing fashion*

Hmm. I will not devour my bride's best friend. I will not devour my bride's best friend...
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Quite. Jaq! Same question, approriate titles redistributed and correctly inserted paranthetically in a logical order.


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post Apr 9 2005, 05:43 PM
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/me shivers and compains loudly about the cold drowning out most of the other noise in the room/boat/fish/submarine thingy

/me gratefully accepts oil from Cath and proceeds to oil self up

Kinky!


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