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post Apr 14 2005, 05:19 PM
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Ooh, haven't done this in a while ..

Well! For the summer, I have exactly eleven days off, and y'know how Polos said Hyp and I are dirty lesbos? Well, I'm going to go viiisit her in Mississippi. Americans, if you've ever been to the southern US, do me a favor and tell me a little about it, huh? I'm nervous. Being .. me, you know, with the piercings and the dyed hair and the eyeliner and the ginormous pants with skimpy little corset tops and all, I'm kind of.. scared of what the folks down there would think of yours truly, and I don't care to be stapled to a cross and burned. But yay! I get to see Saaaaaa..!

(this also involves getting a health card, new clothes, and a job to raise the one hundred seventy to pay for my half of the ticket. meep!)


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post Apr 14 2005, 10:46 PM
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*swaps signs for planes to Missississisipppiipspsispi and England....and kidnaps Saa too to make it all good* >_> tongue.gif

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post Apr 15 2005, 12:20 AM
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Hm. What to tell you. Mwaha.

Well to be honest, as hot as you are, you're gonna get stares. I mean, who can't not lookit katii, right? Add in a corset and...well...whooo. Yeah, I mean, there might be some hick jerks that'll yell some stuff, but people like that are everywhere. The only difference is they'll probably be in a truck and talk like me. Aside from that, you'll be fine. If Mississippi is anything like NC, you won't be walking much. Unless you're in a humongous city.

Besides, we save the stapling and burning for meanies. You're too nice.
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post Apr 15 2005, 02:41 AM
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Just thinking about it makes my parts all sticky.

I mean. Yeah. She's coming to visit, and I'll shoot anyone that looks at her in any way that's not friendly.

And forumites we know & love up for spending a day in Clevaland, MS with us? Lunch, shopping, drinking and egging hicks? e-mail Saa at writer_saa [at} hotmail {doot) com, and maybe I'll share my girlfriend with you for a day. biggrin.gif

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post Apr 15 2005, 03:01 AM
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Well, never been to Missippi (Can't even spell it. Who named the place anyway? Should have their literary license revoked...). It can't be much worse than S.C., though...

Generally, though, the south isn't as bad as it's pictured (ESpecially by those of us who live in it... we don't want yankees to know what it is really like, there're too many down here already... only kidding...). My advice: stick to the larger cities, they tend to be more metropolitan, especially the college towns. Avoid anyplace where there are more broken down cars in the yard, than people living in the houses... laugh.gif Small towns are very picturesque, but be aware that Mayberry no longer exists, if it ever did. Our criminal element and bad neighborhoods can be every bit as bad/fatal as in the big cities.

But, if you're visiting Hyperion, I'm sure you'll be in good hands (Get your minds out of the gutter, people! laugh.gif ). Have fun!

Oh, and pack for Hot, sticky weather. It isn't called the South for nothin', you know...
(Oy. Look who I'm talkin' to. Las Vegas has to be just as bad, though I've never been there, either...). rolleyes.gif


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post Apr 15 2005, 03:05 AM
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Yay Syuu.


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post Apr 15 2005, 02:21 PM
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Hot weather and corsets? It's going to be a sticky time down south.

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post Apr 15 2005, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Apr 14 2005, 10:01 PM)
Avoid anyplace where there are more broken down cars in the yard, than people living in the houses...  laugh.gif 
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I'll have you know we have 3 times as many broken down cars as people at my house and we're very nice! Hmph.

Yes, the weather is bad. Bring baby wipes and hand sanitizer for the cool, clean feeling when you're all sweaty and muggy.
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post Apr 15 2005, 05:36 PM
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...*dies* I love how this thread has as many subtle innuendos as it should. *keff* yep, it'll be sticky, and yep, it'll be in good hands, mostly because I could guess a cypress hill song, not on the merit of my, err, girlfriend-dom. not that dom should be anywhe-- wait, what? haa! anyway! ^_X yarr, I wont be wearing a corset down there, i don't think, it's just the typical way i dress is quite unique. According to them, I mean, I think it's perfectly spiffy! And you're right, I'd forgotten that it'll probably be humid enough to swim through the air. Yikes. *tugs on collar*

sweaty and muggy aren't too awful either ..

>_>

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but vic should come down and hang with us! y'know, hang, chill, kick it, whatever the kids are saying these days. he made me concede he was a real hick, so he'd better play tourguide! :D


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post Apr 15 2005, 09:27 PM
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>_> Dude, it's my town. I get to play tourguide.

And... >_> Cleveland is not a hick town, I swear to ... well, ok. It's a Southern town, all right, fine. but we're not hicks. ._.


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post Apr 15 2005, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Apr 14 2005, 07:20 PM)
The only difference is they'll probably be in a truck and talk like me.
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If I remember right, the accents from North and South Carolina Are quite Diffrent... But then Again, I have no room to talk, as I'm known for having one of the most bizzare accents ever...

Anyway, I can't say much more, as the last time I was in Mississippi, I was about 6 years old.


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post Apr 16 2005, 06:08 AM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Apr 15 2005, 12:36 PM)
but vic should come down and hang with us! y'know, hang, chill, kick it, whatever the kids are saying these days. he made me concede he was a real hick, so he'd better play tourguide! biggrin.gif
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It's more of an over and down. And as tempting as it is, I dunno if I could handle driving 12 hours to see you both. I love you guys but...c'mon. 'Sides, I'm too innocent and I'll see many things I shouldn't see.

QUOTE (Hyperion @ Apr 15 2005, 04:27 PM)
>_> Dude, it's my town. I get to play tourguide.

And... >_> Cleveland is not a hick town, I swear to ... well, ok. It's a Southern town, all right, fine. but we're not hicks. ._.
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You say hicks like it's a bad thing! Embrace the countryness, Saa! Love it!

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QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Apr 14 2005, 07:20 PM)
The only difference is they'll probably be in a truck and talk like me.
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If I remember right, the accents from North and South Carolina Are quite Diffrent... But then Again, I have no room to talk, as I'm known for having one of the most bizzare accents ever...

Anyway, I can't say much more, as the last time I was in Mississippi, I was about 6 years old.
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I wouldn't know. I've only been into South Carolina...maybe 8 times, as far as I can remember. And we didn't go very far in or for very long. It was only to stock up on fireworks, as some idiot decided that the good kinds were stupid and bad and should be illegal. Didn't stop us from going out-of-state to get them. And look! I have all of my fingers and toes and eyes.

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