Calling Matazone!, Drugs-related emergency Options

[Polocrunch]

Well, not an emergency as such. I have recently come into the possession of unspecified quantities of cannabis. I am sitting here (in the Netherlands, if the police inquire at a later date) trying to find a way to prepare for consumption (to help relieve the terrible pain of terminal cancer, again if the police inquire) but am without cigarette papers. Also, I am completely opposed to smoking as it is a horrendous occupation and got me into this terrible cancer mess in the first place.

So if anyone has any ideas - particularly relating to simple-to-prepare dishes and infusions - I would be most glad. Cannabis tea seems a feasible option, but alack! I can find no proper instructions for its preparation. Many thanks, I know I'm among experts.

[Usurper MrTeapot]

Cannabis Tea

Ingredients:
2 grams of resin
hot water
a tablespoon of honey
2 teaspoons of suger
a half a pint glass

1. cheese grate your resin up. (grind leaves if not in resin form)
2. put the grated resin, honey and suger into a glass (while doing this boil some water in a kettle)
3. once the kettle has boiled add the hot water to the glass and stir until the honey and suger has gone.
4. enjoy and get wrecked (you can drink it hot or cold)

This post is purely for educational reasons.