Calling Matazone!, Drugs-related emergency Options

[Polocrunch]

Well, not an emergency as such. I have recently come into the possession of unspecified quantities of cannabis. I am sitting here (in the Netherlands, if the police inquire at a later date) trying to find a way to prepare for consumption (to help relieve the terrible pain of terminal cancer, again if the police inquire) but am without cigarette papers. Also, I am completely opposed to smoking as it is a horrendous occupation and got me into this terrible cancer mess in the first place.

So if anyone has any ideas - particularly relating to simple-to-prepare dishes and infusions - I would be most glad. Cannabis tea seems a feasible option, but alack! I can find no proper instructions for its preparation. Many thanks, I know I'm among experts.

[Mata]

I have had it, in legal countries of course, in a way that seems disturbingly like smack.

So... I'm guessing from 'cannabis' that we're talking about solids here, rather than weed, which has its own etiquette.

Take a teaspoon, a little olive oil, and a lighter. Heat the solids (put a lighter to their corners) and crumble them into the teaspoon of olive oil. Heat for a few moments. Stir into yoghurt. Voila. Cannabis yoghurt.

It's funny the things that life teaches you.