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post Apr 16 2005, 11:21 PM
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Well, not an emergency as such. I have recently come into the possession of unspecified quantities of cannabis. I am sitting here (in the Netherlands, if the police inquire at a later date) trying to find a way to prepare for consumption (to help relieve the terrible pain of terminal cancer, again if the police inquire) but am without cigarette papers. Also, I am completely opposed to smoking as it is a horrendous occupation and got me into this terrible cancer mess in the first place. tongue.gif

So if anyone has any ideas - particularly relating to simple-to-prepare dishes and infusions - I would be most glad. Cannabis tea seems a feasible option, but alack! I can find no proper instructions for its preparation. Many thanks, I know I'm among experts.
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post Apr 16 2005, 11:28 PM
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Cannabis Tea

Ingredients:
2 grams of resin
hot water
a tablespoon of honey
2 teaspoons of suger
a half a pint glass

1. cheese grate your resin up. (grind leaves if not in resin form)
2. put the grated resin, honey and suger into a glass (while doing this boil some water in a kettle)
3. once the kettle has boiled add the hot water to the glass and stir until the honey and suger has gone.
4. enjoy and get wrecked (you can drink it hot or cold)

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post Apr 16 2005, 11:34 PM
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Don't worry, it'll only ever be used for medical purposes.
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post Apr 17 2005, 12:30 AM
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Use as an interesting herb in any of your favourite dishes. Nices paster sauce or other such dishes. biggrin.gif


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post Apr 17 2005, 12:36 AM
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Depends on which form it's in really, leaf/bud is better for savoury cooking and the solid form would be better for cakes etc. Well....one would assume....


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post Apr 17 2005, 01:07 AM
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I have had it, in legal countries of course, in a way that seems disturbingly like smack.

So... I'm guessing from 'cannabis' that we're talking about solids here, rather than weed, which has its own etiquette.

Take a teaspoon, a little olive oil, and a lighter. Heat the solids (put a lighter to their corners) and crumble them into the teaspoon of olive oil. Heat for a few moments. Stir into yoghurt. Voila. Cannabis yoghurt.

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post Apr 17 2005, 01:10 AM
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Yes, it's funny the thing that life and living in countries allowing the legal sale, production and use of such substances teach you.
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post Apr 17 2005, 02:08 AM
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In it's most un-noticable forms:

Cannabis bolognase (but spelt right)!:

Cook yer mince a bit, slap in a bit of the 'bis, slap in the sauce.

Spag Bog is filling and fairly 'bitty' as it is, so the drugs are nowhere as near so noticable. I'm told it's pretty nice like that.

If you're going to put it in a chocoaltey beverage, I suggest brownies. Drug cake always seems a little unpleasant. Brownies are better. Otherwise, muffins.

I found, the first few times, it gave me awful stomach cramps, so get ye some Remegel at the ready just in case.


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post Apr 17 2005, 04:46 AM
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You'll have to convert measurements for yourself, but these are found to be highly popular in hippie infested ares of California. laugh.gif

Ingredients:
1/2 cup pot-butter (special stuff melted with butter)
3 squares unsweetened chocolate
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 large or 3 small eggs
3/4 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup walnuts

Directions:pot brownies
1) Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
2) Melt the butter in a saucepan and add the chocolate. Mix until melted and set aside.
3) In a large mixing bowl add the sugar and eggs. Beat until thoroughly mixed (electric mixer ok).
4) Add the chocolate mixture in with the eggs and mix well.
5) Gradually add the flour, baking powder, and salt while mixing.
6) Add the vanilla extract and mix.
7) Add walnuts.
8) Spread evenly into a well-greased 12 x 7 x 1-inch baking pan.
9) Bake at 350-degrees for 30 to 35 minutes.
10) Cool and cut into 2-inch squares.


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post Apr 17 2005, 10:17 AM
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Thanks guys. I tried the tea last night and it worked OK. I think I should've heated the butter and the buds together, but it gave an OK rush. And maybe I'll try cooking the brownies for the sake of making brownies - mmm!
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post Apr 17 2005, 08:56 PM
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I couldn't give you a recipe but it is exceptionally good in trifle.

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post Apr 17 2005, 10:08 PM
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Friend of a friend bought some into Home Economics under the cunning guise of innocent seasoning, and had it on pizza.

Whether this made any marked improvement to either pizza or cannibis I coudn't really say...it may have merely served to heighten her Hardcore Druggie playground status...


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