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Pikasyuu
post Apr 18 2005, 10:38 PM
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This is IRC spawn, if you couldn't tell.

Yo yo yo all my homies in the house, you got a beef with a forumite? (Not a real beef, we're all friends here, tra la la la..), well, this is where you can beat box and rhyme all your anger out into the flyest, hippest battle of all time!

*starts beatboxing*

y0, forum homies! Rec'nize!


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Apr 18 2005, 10:44 PM
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I'll beat box to get you started.

Umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst umpst. [repeat]


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Novander
post Apr 19 2005, 12:06 AM
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teapot, spin that ****...

yeah...

uh huh...

bring it...

now here we got a forumite
whos going down in this rapfight
they say she's gothic but thats a lie
shes less goth than apple pie

hide behind your irc crew
'cause this verse is comin' right at you
cand can't stop my phat lines
ain't no rhymes gonna save you these times
when you're up here you're gonna choke
ain't no folk can't see you're broke

All you homies see how I canned her?
She been owned by Novander


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Pikasyuu
post Apr 19 2005, 12:20 AM
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Day-um! That burn scorched me like o-zone
In the no-zone
You ain't playin' with this, you're un-known
Novander's bustin' out with some mad rap in his hat
He's crazy
Thinks he's gonna take down this lay-dee
But save face,
he can't
know why?
I'm the ace of this place, the mod, the fob, I'll toss you to the mob,
They'll whack you, crack you, pick you up and jack you --

Because me, and my IR-C
Homies -
We're here to stay, holmes
So don't play.

:X


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Apr 19 2005, 07:54 AM
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Yo yo yo, let me drop the beat. (umpst umpst umpst umpst)

Flawless, I'm rememberable,
My c**k is extentable,
You try, but you can't touch this,
Even with a magnetic fist.

I'm coming for your krew with a +4 mace,
Hits you so hard it breaks your mum's face.
You can't see me in my magic elf armour,
But don't say anything 'gainst me, I'll sue you for slanda.

Beat that hoes!


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CommieBastard
post Apr 19 2005, 11:42 AM
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My T-dog's rhymes is sh*t-hot
Opening a portal to the Plane of Hip-Hop
Dungeon Masta, pullin' tha strings
Step to him? Maybe in your dreams


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Usurper MrTeapot
post Apr 20 2005, 09:28 PM
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Respect to tha Comm, saaaafe blud.

Alrigh' yo, its time to pump it up, hump it up!

We need some of ma bredren to try and match me in da rap battle.


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Erin
post Apr 27 2005, 12:51 AM
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(you all will now see that square erin rap)

All ya'll can rap hella fine,
but ya'll cant beat mine,
i'm bringing it down from coast to coast,
i dont mean to brag, i dont mean to boast,
Ya'll can't mess with me,
I'm rapping, fightin, and always free,
I'll kick yo @$$ is this rap battle,
takin in ya'll like sheep,
herdin ya'll like cattle,
I always win when the rappers fight,
don't mess with me. okay? aight?,
I know i sound extemely lame,
but ya'll i aint ta blame,
i was born a hick in the country,
i've lived to fight and lived to be free,
i'm bringin ya'll down,
I am teh queen of Rappas,
now give me a crown,
don't just stare at your feet,
Get up and come to muh command,
i have this whole thing laid out and planned,
I'm the fish masta,
i'll blast u into the pasta,
messin wit me is like messin in with a thunda flasha,
ya wanna fight stick ya head up ya a$$,
fight 4 air,
but watch out,
cuz everyone might stare,
and my homie derek is helpin wit my act,
derek is awesome, and thats a fact,
I'm the best of the rappas,
since 2005 makin a beat,
here i am bringin the heat,
don't got much inspiration,
but got a whole lotta dedication,
i've done more than you'll ever do,
once i've finished you'll be through,
i'll beat you down so hard,
if this was a game i'd have the top card,
i've been fighting for my rights,
been staying out of the lime lights,
dont mess with me ya'll,
dont even touch me you'll fall,
lets all mosh and get in the pit,
you dont wanna be hurt,
i dont give a $hit,
Don't touch me,
i've seen things you'll never see,
i'll always beat you,
no matter what you do


i dunno what to do now actually lol. and i give lots of credit to derek for making like 4 of my lines.


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BIG-KEZ
post May 10 2005, 07:03 PM
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BIG KAZ
IN DA MIDDLE OF A WAR SMOKIN DA SES
ITS THE MIC KILLA LABELED BIG KAZZ
IMA FLOW TILL THE DAY I REST
YOU WONT STOP HEARING ME TILL YOU ACCEPT ME AS DA BEST
ITS THE EAR DRUMS OF YALL THAT I FINESSE
ITS KASANOVA
WITH A FRESH LYRICAL BULLDOZER
FOR YALL TO TRY TO GET OVER
BUT LIKE CURING AIDS IT CANT BE DONE
YOU WILL NEVER SEE KAS ON THE RUN
BETTA CHANCE SEEIN HIM FLASHIN THE GUN
TO A OLD ASS NUN F****N WITH HER CALLING HER HUN
YO IM SICK OF THE WACK GETTIN RICHES AND FAME
WHEN THEY SHOULD BE ACREDDITING MY NAME
I SLEPT FOR A MINUTE TRYIN TO BE HOLY
BUT THE CURRENCY LIKE ALWAYS CONTROLS ME
ITS THE EXTENDED
SICK OF YOU WHO PRETENDED
TO BE A WISEGUY
WHEN ITS MY STYLE THAT I LENDED
INSTEAD OF PROLONGING SHIT IMA END IT
TO MY FRENDZ DOING TIME FOR THE GAME THEY COULDNT ABORT
WHEN THE ONLY REASON THEY BUY DRUGS WAS CAUSE THEY HAD HABBIT TO SUPPORT
ITS LIKE THIS SH**S A TRAP AND LIKE A NET IM CAUGHT
WHETHER ITS BEING SOLD OR BOUGHT
MY SKILL CANNOT BE STOLEN BUT IT CAN BE TAUGHT
CALL ME THE HARDCORE PROFESSOR
THE MICROPHONE MOLESTER
THIS RHYME IS FOR MY PEOPLE ON THE CORNER AT NIGHT
OR THE GANGSTERS THAT DRIVE AROUND LOOKING FOR A FIGHT.
BIG KAZ ON DA MIC
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Erin
post May 14 2005, 02:46 AM
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nice rap. i can't rap very well..rawr..but then again hippies dont usually just like rap all the time or anything.. biggrin.gif


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B1ZK3T
post Sep 27 2005, 12:22 PM
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I got skills, trying to get a deal.
But it's all uphill. 'Till I squeal, my lyrics are real.
And if I make a mill, no tellin' how I'll feel. I'll kneel and pray to god.
If I believe in god, I'd be rich as h***. I'm a fisherman and these words are my reel, and if I get your attention that's kill. Can I steal, my place in fame and make my impression in this frivilous rap game? Or are my lyrics just to tame? That would be a shame for me to waste all this talent on something ever so lame, if I'm to never see my autographed picture in my fans picture frames. So until this day, I'm gone like a breeze that blew out the flame. Can't you see I'm only here to entertain? I gotta be the one to go against the grain. But life is pain, I breath it, feel it, live it but it's inhumane they way you say you're not influenced by this game we play. But we both know this is the day, we can settle our differences and put them each away.

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Jatopian
post Sep 27 2005, 11:09 PM
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LOL MrTeapot
Thumbsup to Novander and CommieBastard.
I think that once this thread peters out I will put up a poll asking who won.


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post Sep 27 2005, 11:52 PM
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QUOTE (Jatopian @ Sep 27 2005, 04:09 PM)
LOL MrTeapot
Thumbsup to Novander and CommieBastard.
I think that once this thread peters out I will put up a poll asking who won.
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Well, it petered out in May. Look at the most recent posts before today. It was only bumped by someone as their first post. blink.gif


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post Sep 28 2005, 02:27 AM
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(haha I'll step to teapot)

Your c**k may be extendable
But only cause it's bent
Teapot's not Superman
Just a geriatric Clark Kent
Cause when you use the same hand
It gets all outta wack
He almost e-married Cath
But he got an asthma attack
He's got nothing about me
So try and have a go

In other words:
I Just reached back like a pimp
and virtually smacked you, HO! tongue.gif


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