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El Nino
post Apr 19 2005, 05:39 PM
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The only rule is no-one from the forums. But giving reasons would be preferred.

I would like to thank the designers of vehicles in general for including something in almost all of their designs for making parts of my job (often literally) bloody awkward.

I would also like to thank certain makers of towbars that make substandard parts for the same reason.


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post Apr 19 2005, 05:45 PM
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I would like to thank the administration of my school for giving us a week of unnessesary mock exams that are not required either by the syllabus or by any other reason known to man. We have mocks next January, which are actually in the year of the exams. These serve no purpose other then to make people who take them seriously ill with worry, then those who don't take them seriously get told off because they didn't bother revising for tests that in way affect our final grade. Thanks guys. But on the plus side I have 9 hours and 40 minutes total school this week

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post Apr 19 2005, 06:07 PM
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I would like to thank the Cardinals in the Vatican for electing a new pope who will most likely undo the better aspects of John Paul II's work.

(BTW, mocks are there so people worry about them, then after they've taken them everyone realises that they're not so scary so can perform better in the real things, plus they give teachers a chance to identify your weakest subjects so they can prepare you better for the real exams.)


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post Apr 19 2005, 07:33 PM
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I'm gonna thank fate for letting be born in this century. I think that I would have been better if I had been born right at the beginning or in the Victorian times. I also want to thank fate for making me a girl...


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post Apr 19 2005, 08:36 PM
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I would like to thank the poet who read at my school today and referred to me as "sir".


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post Apr 20 2005, 03:04 AM
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I would like to thank whomever got me sick the week before I have 2 websites due in 2 different classes, and left me too tired to catch up and do the 4 chapters I have to get through before I can even start on either or these websites.


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post Apr 20 2005, 04:35 AM
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I would like to thank the idiot manager who even after I sent him a letter refuses to get "the crow" "labyrinth" or any other cool movies on the basis that theres a money shortage....never mind the wide variety of video and DVD porn that they can afford mad.gif
also to the drunk that vomited on my shoes this morning so I had to go home and change then go out agian to do the vege shopping.


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post Apr 20 2005, 09:34 PM
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I would like to thank the life inhabiting my nose, for giving me a throughly uncomfortable evening.


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post Apr 20 2005, 09:38 PM
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I would like to thank all the religions of the world for making 85% of the world believe there actually is a big invisible man in the sky...

I would also like to thank the people of society that have screwed it up for the rest of us (i.e. PRUDES!!!)...

I would also like to thank the makers of a very tasty brand of varnish remover by the name of Coca-Cala...


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post Apr 21 2005, 05:11 PM
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I'd like to thank Lewis for keeping this cold between the two of us for the past 3 months...

I'd like to thank pfizer for making benedryl which leaves me super drowsy and sleeping all day when i have tons of work to do

I'd like to thank my tutor for racial equality studies for upping our word count from 1500 to 2500 words and moving the due date up a week.


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post Apr 21 2005, 09:49 PM
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I would like to thank all those amazingly foresighted employers out there who Demand. Yes Demand a minimum of three years experience working within their field.
A field in which you cannot get experience in without, yes you guessed it three years previous experience.

Is anyone else confused by their apparently missing a vital flaw in their recruitment process?


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post Apr 22 2005, 01:03 AM
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I would like to thank, uh, the moon making Passover happen when I am running a show and therefore feel guilty if I don't NOT eat bread but still don't really want to, so I was going to give up diet cola, but I don't think I can run a show without it either. Yeah.


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SPEAKERfortheLOS...
post Apr 22 2005, 07:17 PM
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I would like to thank all the lovely lawyers we have today for screwing everything up for all of us...

I would also like to thank every corrupt politician for their lovely contributions to society... (you all know what that means)

I would also like to thank every Prude, Gay, Extremist, and all other people who have sided with these people for screwing it all up for the rest of us, while using the lawyers to get the politicians to make laws to make it legal for them to screw it all up for us...


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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though offtimes better than master of one.

Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus
Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo

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{Gothic Angel}
post Apr 22 2005, 08:33 PM
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I would like to thank my stepdad for $&%*ing up the computer network in this house and taking my admin rights away so I can't do anything about it.


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post Apr 24 2005, 04:51 PM
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I would like to thank the people who came to the hotel pool (and brought three screaming kids with them) Who then gave the kids some Pool darts, and let them throw the darts at us.


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oscarhilton
post Apr 24 2005, 05:44 PM
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Don't do that.
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^^ a agree. Same in restarants silly kids throwing darts.

I would like the thank those people who chose the eurovision song contest people for england. They... well they pritty much suck don't they


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Cath Sparrow
post Apr 30 2005, 08:08 PM
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I've been brainwashed
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I would like to thank the people who thought it would be a good idea to annouces that they were going to make a whole load of people redundant from the company I work for on the Thursday before a bank holiday weekend so that they could get rid of the people they want to at the end of the next month.


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oscarhilton
post May 24 2005, 03:06 PM
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Don't do that.
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I would like to thank my geography teacher for his lovely homework. Thanks alot.


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