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post May 6 2005, 10:27 AM
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Following Mata's post below in the Duckflaps thread, I figured that we could start a thread devoted to starting, spreading and maybe feeding back on new odd rumours.

Lets get'em started, or, if you've heard one you want to share drop it on

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QUOTE (Mata @ May 6 2005, 11:18 AM)
You get a feeling of great satifaction at spreading The Good Word.

I'm also trying to get the rumour started that if you turn a swan upside-down in water it can't right itself. All help appreciated.
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post May 6 2005, 04:45 PM
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post May 6 2005, 07:43 PM
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post May 6 2005, 07:46 PM
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post May 7 2005, 04:52 PM
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post May 7 2005, 05:18 PM
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post May 7 2005, 05:50 PM
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post May 7 2005, 10:24 PM
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post May 8 2005, 05:39 AM
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post May 10 2005, 09:35 PM
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I heard that chocolate makes you fat. Never heard anything so ridiculous in my life!!!

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post May 11 2005, 09:34 AM
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Monkey Overlords ARE!!!!!!!! taking over the world dammit!

oh yeah, and salad rots your brain


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post May 11 2005, 01:33 PM
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post May 31 2005, 04:59 PM
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post Jun 7 2005, 03:03 AM
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post Jun 7 2005, 04:07 AM
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post Jun 9 2005, 06:52 PM
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post Jun 10 2005, 06:56 AM
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post Jun 10 2005, 10:41 AM
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post Jun 11 2005, 01:42 AM
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post Jun 11 2005, 04:15 AM
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post Jun 11 2005, 09:15 PM
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QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Jun 10 2005, 09:42 PM)
Arachnidoc has a secret, cold fusion powered lab, from which he hopes to one day rule the world... or at least, find a cure for tiny dogs...
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post Jun 11 2005, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE (Ashbless @ Jun 9 2005, 02:52 PM)
According to Arachnidoc, caffeine is derived from adrenaline, and gold from lead is coming along nicely.
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post Jun 13 2005, 02:02 AM
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post Jun 13 2005, 02:03 AM
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post Jun 13 2005, 02:18 AM
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QUOTE (pgrmdave @ Jun 12 2005, 09:03 PM)
Scientists have discovered a way to create perpetual motion machines, but the energy industry was able to lobby the government to outlaw it and make sure that the public never heard about it.
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Hey, this is a thread for RUMORs, man...


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