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> Do I Give Fella The Boxers?, -I'm not sure if they belong to my ex :
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froggle-rock
post May 11 2005, 12:27 PM
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So, I found a pair of boxer shorts and I'm not sure if they belong to my fella or my ex. I know they arn't mine. My fella suspects that I have been stealing his undies, and near enough anytime I visit him, he asks if I have any at mine, so I made an effort and he has all but one back (maybe two if these questionable boxers are his). I'm worried that he might throw a 'We've been together eight months and you give me another mans boxers' tantrum, which would be understandable. Or do I keep em and wear then as my own, for the lenght of our relationship, hoping fella never sees me in them? Or give them to my ex, 'Here you go, one year later, another mans boxers'. Hmm

I know you Matazonians care. I know you care about other Matazonians, in this case me. So show me you care, vote and explain your choice. I won't be seeing the fella till this weekend, so I'll decide what to do, with your assitance then.

Boxered Froggy

*EDIT* Pab just suggested I wear 'em infront of fella and if he says 'give 'em me back' I shall do so. Makes sense.

Nothing to see here. Move along please.


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Jaq
post May 11 2005, 12:37 PM
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Wear 'em.

Flaunt 'em

If he says "Oy! They're mine, give 'em back." problem solved.

If he doesn't say anything; problem solved.

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post May 11 2005, 12:37 PM
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k ... here's what you do ...

You wear the boxers in a clear and obvious way, preferably nothing but the boxers. Then you take pics of this to prove that you have correctly followed the instructions.

Then, and this is the clever bit, 2 things may happen:

- if he says "oy those are mine" you look at him disdainfully and throw them at his face claiming "about time you noticed" thus paving the way for borrowing more undies from him in the future.

- if he says "who's are those?" or nothing at all you carry on as if nothing had happened and KEEP the boxers, claiming that they are yours and always have been. You might be able to slip in a "well, blimey, I've only been wearing them for the passed 8 months ... you dont remember, PUNK!" ... You don't return them to ex either. No sir.

- last of all you send the pics to "El Pab I, POBox1, Pabs Freistaat, Pyrenees, Europe


edited to add: damn you jaq and your quick limited typing to post before your lord and master got the chance to click the submit key. My life now has a mission and it involves your undies and this pile of sand right here *points to sand*


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froggle-rock
post May 11 2005, 12:55 PM
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If you want a picture of me in my boxers Pab, you only have to ask *readies fist* wink.gif tongue.gif


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post May 11 2005, 01:27 PM
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I was going to say the same thing as Pab. But now I won't. Instead I'll suggest that you study the fabric very closely and become inspired into inventing a new way to filter water from the air, then distribute this knowledge freely to developing nations and therefore solve world hunger. It's not quite the solution to poverty, but it's a good start.


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post May 11 2005, 04:07 PM
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Hehe, I don't know what it is, but I guess us girls have a thing for boxer's eh? Anyway, here's another thing, when you do find out if they're his, say "Ohh, but I love wearing them, *because* they're your's." I'm a boxer klepto anyway, and I refuse to buy boxer's because I don't feel like breaking them in, that's why, your boy toy's boxers are always the best....-=sigh=- Like an extremely well worn pair of jeans, they're so thin and soft you could melt..and yeah, that was mad rambling there.


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post May 11 2005, 05:31 PM
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I wont even bother saying cause its been said already so I wont so neeeerrr!
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post May 11 2005, 09:46 PM
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My wife had a similar problem some years ago. The fact that I know about it indicates that she told me, obviously. We then pinned them to her door at the halls of residence where she was staying, with a note reading "Are these pants yours?" There were no takers, though someone did once pin a condom next to them in what may have been an attempt at Turner Prize winning 'art'.

We probably still have them. But not the condom.


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post May 15 2005, 01:21 AM
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QUOTE (Industrial Kybosh @ May 11 2005, 09:46 PM)
My wife had a similar problem some years ago.  The fact that I know about it indicates that she told me, obviously.  We then pinned them to her door at the halls of residence where she was staying, with a note reading "Are these pants yours?"  There were no takers, though someone did once pin a condom next to them in what may have been an attempt at Turner Prize winning 'art'.

We probably still have them.  But not the condom.
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You didn't use the condom did you? Turns out they're no good if they have a pin hole in them!


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post May 17 2005, 11:19 PM
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i say what others is. wear them and if he says nice shorts did i leave them say yea i knew you would love them on me and if he says were did you get them say found them in my drawer or something and give it to the ex


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Quoth(The Raven)
post May 18 2005, 05:04 AM
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Don't say anything. Just wear 'em. Like the others have said. If he notices them as his, fine. If they're not his, you say they're yours. If he doesn't notice at all, start considering a new Boyfriend... laugh.gif


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