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post May 22 2005, 04:44 PM
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Hi, i'm new to the forums. I'm friends with Oscarhilton & I_am_the_best. I love the smell of a freshly washed monkey & am addicted to drinking floor cleaner. My name is Jack Davis and im currently living in a small bin in mexico. I was inspiration for Dave The Rastafarian!! I have written a small poem about myself:

My name is jack
I live in a sack
I have no back
Tack
Dack
JACK BLACK!!

Talk to me if you want or ignore me completely or you can just throw small sharp objects at me, whatever!

Talk to you or get stuff thrown at me soon!

Jack (Sarcastic150)





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post May 22 2005, 05:27 PM
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hello jackus and welcome to the world of mata....

If you like want to know where eveything is you can like, ask me..... although you would be better off asking some of the more expirenced people because im a bit dumb.


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post May 22 2005, 07:20 PM
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Guten Abend Herr Davis, wilkommen!

And in that spirit, here is your welcoming gift:

»Hab acht vorm Zipferlak, mein Kind!
Sein Maul ist beiß, sein Griff ist bohr.
Vorm Fliegelflagel sieh dich vor,
dem mampfen Schnatterrind.«

Er zückt' sein scharfgebifftes Schwert,
den Feind zu futzen ohne Saum,
und lehnt' sich an den Dudelbaum
und stand da lang in sich gekehrt.

A german translation of some peotry by the right Revered Charles Lutwidge Dodgson


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post May 22 2005, 10:17 PM
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I'm pretty sure that I'm right, but isn't Charles Dodgson just Lewis Carrol's real name?


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Welcome, and have fun!
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post May 23 2005, 03:00 PM
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ill get the glue.... hand me a pillow


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post May 23 2005, 03:47 PM
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Hey! I believe the glue is my job!

Oh, fine, go ahead.... but I get the next one...


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post May 23 2005, 04:03 PM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ May 22 2005, 11:17 PM)
I'm pretty sure that I'm right, but isn't Charles Dodgson just Lewis Carrol's real name?
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It is, and all the stuff I've been giving to the n00bs is just translations of Jabberwocky


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post May 23 2005, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ May 23 2005, 04:03 PM)
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ May 22 2005, 11:17 PM)
I'm pretty sure that I'm right, but isn't Charles Dodgson just Lewis Carrol's real name?
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It is, and all the stuff I've been giving to the n00bs is just translations of Jabberwocky
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I knew it!


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