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post May 22 2005, 04:44 PM
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Hi, i'm new to the forums. I'm friends with Oscarhilton & I_am_the_best. I love the smell of a freshly washed monkey & am addicted to drinking floor cleaner. My name is Jack Davis and im currently living in a small bin in mexico. I was inspiration for Dave The Rastafarian!! I have written a small poem about myself:

My name is jack
I live in a sack
I have no back

Talk to me if you want or ignore me completely or you can just throw small sharp objects at me, whatever!

Talk to you or get stuff thrown at me soon!

Jack (Sarcastic150)

The Pigeons are coming!!
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post May 22 2005, 07:20 PM
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Guten Abend Herr Davis, wilkommen!

And in that spirit, here is your welcoming gift:

»Hab acht vorm Zipferlak, mein Kind!
Sein Maul ist beiß, sein Griff ist bohr.
Vorm Fliegelflagel sieh dich vor,
dem mampfen Schnatterrind.«

Er zückt' sein scharfgebifftes Schwert,
den Feind zu futzen ohne Saum,
und lehnt' sich an den Dudelbaum
und stand da lang in sich gekehrt.

A german translation of some peotry by the right Revered Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

QUOTE (Peter Griffin)
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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