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post May 22 2005, 04:44 PM
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Hi, i'm new to the forums. I'm friends with Oscarhilton & I_am_the_best. I love the smell of a freshly washed monkey & am addicted to drinking floor cleaner. My name is Jack Davis and im currently living in a small bin in mexico. I was inspiration for Dave The Rastafarian!! I have written a small poem about myself:

My name is jack
I live in a sack
I have no back

Talk to me if you want or ignore me completely or you can just throw small sharp objects at me, whatever!

Talk to you or get stuff thrown at me soon!

Jack (Sarcastic150)

The Pigeons are coming!!
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post May 23 2005, 03:47 PM
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If my woman were a fire...

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Hey! I believe the glue is my job!

Oh, fine, go ahead.... but I get the next one...

Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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