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May 22 2005, 04:44 PM
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![]() Member ![]() ![]() Group: New Members Posts: 27 Joined: 21-May 05 From: A small bin in africa Member No.: 1,808 Gender: Male |
Hi, i'm new to the forums. I'm friends with Oscarhilton & I_am_the_best. I love the smell of a freshly washed monkey & am addicted to drinking floor cleaner. My name is Jack Davis and im currently living in a small bin in mexico. I was inspiration for Dave The Rastafarian!! I have written a small poem about myself:
My name is jack I live in a sack I have no back Tack Dack JACK BLACK!! Talk to me if you want or ignore me completely or you can just throw small sharp objects at me, whatever! Talk to you or get stuff thrown at me soon! Jack (Sarcastic150) -------------------- The Pigeons are coming!!
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May 22 2005, 05:27 PM
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![]() Don't do that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
hello jackus and welcome to the world of mata....
If you like want to know where eveything is you can like, ask me..... although you would be better off asking some of the more expirenced people because im a bit dumb. -------------------- |
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May 22 2005, 07:20 PM
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![]() I plug directly into my computer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
Guten Abend Herr Davis, wilkommen!
And in that spirit, here is your welcoming gift: »Hab acht vorm Zipferlak, mein Kind! Sein Maul ist beiß, sein Griff ist bohr. Vorm Fliegelflagel sieh dich vor, dem mampfen Schnatterrind.« Er zückt' sein scharfgebifftes Schwert, den Feind zu futzen ohne Saum, und lehnt' sich an den Dudelbaum und stand da lang in sich gekehrt. A german translation of some peotry by the right Revered Charles Lutwidge Dodgson -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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May 22 2005, 10:17 PM
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![]() If my woman were a fire... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
I'm pretty sure that I'm right, but isn't Charles Dodgson just Lewis Carrol's real name?
*hands sarcastic a kitten* Welcome, and have fun! (or else...) -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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May 23 2005, 03:00 PM
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![]() Don't do that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
ill get the glue.... hand me a pillow
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May 23 2005, 03:47 PM
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![]() If my woman were a fire... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
Hey! I believe the glue is my job!
Oh, fine, go ahead.... but I get the next one... -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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May 23 2005, 04:03 PM
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![]() I plug directly into my computer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 3,640 Joined: 18-November 04 From: Manchester Member No.: 1,488 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ May 22 2005, 11:17 PM) It is, and all the stuff I've been giving to the n00bs is just translations of Jabberwocky -------------------- QUOTE (Peter Griffin) Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. |
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May 23 2005, 04:36 PM
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![]() Don't do that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Established Members Posts: 2,270 Joined: 13-March 05 From: Richmond , London, UK Member No.: 1,683 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ May 23 2005, 04:03 PM) QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ May 22 2005, 11:17 PM) It is, and all the stuff I've been giving to the n00bs is just translations of Jabberwocky I knew it! -------------------- |
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