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Phyllis
post May 24 2005, 09:18 PM
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So, after only 11 breakups (each of which drove me into a dark pit of despair with pain deeper than I have ever felt), moop and I have decided to tie the e-knot.

If this doesn't succeed, I will surely cry and cry, and then cry some more because I can't sleep due to a sopping wet pillow.

So, come one, come all, and be prepared to whine.

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gothictheysay
post May 24 2005, 09:20 PM
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And I, your sniffly maid of honor, wish you all the luck in the world that has evaded you. May you no longer spiral into the deep, deep, black hole of misery. *sob*


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mooooooooooopo
post May 24 2005, 09:21 PM
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This is right. Me and candice were meant to be together. She's not like all the other girls - she won't go off and sleep with my brother after 3 days. Oh the pain. The torment. The depravity.

This wedding must succeed, to put an end to all the hurt and despair in my miserable life.


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Cath Sparrow
post May 24 2005, 09:22 PM
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Oh! My beloved lost souls the pain it would drive through me if this binding does not hold would be to much to bear. So as your Preistess I beg you not destroy me.

The Preistess present


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trunks_girl26
post May 24 2005, 09:23 PM
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*hobbles in brandishing a shenis*

Oh, woe is me. Foever the best man, never even a bridesmaid. But I'm here for my tormented friends *breaks down in tears*

Best man and shenis are here


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Usurper MrTeapot
post May 24 2005, 09:27 PM
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*enters with emo fringe*

I weep for those about to cry to my poetic words. I'm Tearpot, a solo artist with a standing band Farewell Weather.

-A Minor-


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Wytukaze
post May 24 2005, 09:29 PM
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I don't deserve your attention. Please, just don't look at me, I'll just let you down... I'm not even fit to be human.. I'll just sit here, on cand's head, a tattered remnant of my soul.. A veil.


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JERUSALEM, Israel (AP) - In response to Israel's denial of water to the West Bank, HAMAS released three cheetahs in West Jerusalem, where they went on a killing spree, mauling four Jews and injuring thirteen.

TEL AVIV, Israel (AP) - Following a cheetah attack on West Jerusalem perpetrated by the majority HAMAS party, the Israeli Air Force retaliated by detonating twenty kiloton nuclear devices over Gaza City, Jenin, Nablus, Rafah, and Ramallah.

ASHDOD, Israel (AP) - As a result of the atomic bombings of five Palestinian cities, a 50-foot tall reptile has woken from its million-year slumber in the Mediterranean Sea. The monster has made landfall at Ashdod and obliterated the city. Eyewitnesses report that the monster left the destroyed city heading southeast.
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post May 24 2005, 09:31 PM
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*Weeps into the carpet, clutching the all precious glass of booze to numb the horror of the existence.. and the tragedy just waiting in the things.*


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Mr.Teapot is my e-daddy, Jaq is my e-sister and Vic is my e-husband! syuu is our e-daughter.

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Usurper MrTeapot
post May 24 2005, 09:33 PM
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- B Flat Major -

Emptyness is my hall of happy memories
May this occasion be the first
I'm glad you arrived in a limo
For I arrived in a hurst.


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Cath Sparrow
post May 24 2005, 09:36 PM
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My tear stainded darlings we gather here to forever tie these tourmented and tattered soul together. Some will feel forsaken some will feel neglected but all here know these to were ment tobe.


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little_bear
post May 24 2005, 09:38 PM
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*ruthlessly gatecrashes*


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post May 24 2005, 09:40 PM
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" "

......naked. And crying.


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Calantyr
post May 24 2005, 09:41 PM
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*Sneaks in with a bottle of Jack Daniels and lurks amonst the roof beams with a super-soaker*

*Titters and sways quietly*


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Usurper MrTeapot
post May 24 2005, 09:41 PM
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Here comes the bride
She should watch her step
Shards of broken heart lie scattered 'cross the floor

*cries*

I'm so lonely. sad.gif


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post May 24 2005, 09:41 PM
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QUOTE (elphaba2 @ May 24 2005, 10:40 PM)
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......naked. And crying.
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Yep, now you have my attention. Yeppity Yep.


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post May 24 2005, 09:44 PM
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*sobs silently, making candice's head soggy* Such is my curse.. Am I to be forever denied true love? Can I only watch it from afar? Oh, I pray for a top hat to come rescue me from this ever-widening pit, this hole in my existence...


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JERUSALEM, Israel (AP) - In response to Israel's denial of water to the West Bank, HAMAS released three cheetahs in West Jerusalem, where they went on a killing spree, mauling four Jews and injuring thirteen.

TEL AVIV, Israel (AP) - Following a cheetah attack on West Jerusalem perpetrated by the majority HAMAS party, the Israeli Air Force retaliated by detonating twenty kiloton nuclear devices over Gaza City, Jenin, Nablus, Rafah, and Ramallah.

ASHDOD, Israel (AP) - As a result of the atomic bombings of five Palestinian cities, a 50-foot tall reptile has woken from its million-year slumber in the Mediterranean Sea. The monster has made landfall at Ashdod and obliterated the city. Eyewitnesses report that the monster left the destroyed city heading southeast.
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post May 24 2005, 09:45 PM
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*sigh* Woe is me, forever alone, drowned in my tears. and Ooh, what a pretty ring... its beauty is the beauty my life could never possess... siiiiiiigh...


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post May 24 2005, 09:45 PM
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moop oh misunderstood and transient being will take this tearfull and woefull soul Cand to be your soul mate to poetically accompany tear fully dream over till your souls are tourn asunder at the end of eternity?


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post May 24 2005, 09:47 PM
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Omg i just want to die,
slit my wrists and
release the blood that surges
round my aching soul.

So depressed am i,
so so i cant even use punctuation
and write poetry to cleanse my
soul with acid

*single tear*


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mooooooooooopo
post May 24 2005, 09:49 PM
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I do! I do!

Long were the days when I though my eternal single life would never end. The joy is sweeping through my soul, tearing the darkness asunder. I've never felt this way before. So estatic, so unnatural. I think I'm going to cry.

*collapses in a sobbing heap and clings to the brides feet*


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post May 24 2005, 09:49 PM
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*cries large black tears that drip onto her shenis and stain it black, the same color as her heart*


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post May 24 2005, 09:52 PM
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I live the life you dream, but dream the life you live
Today I want to forget, forget that you said yes
And now each day grows shorter, and the nights seem so much longer
I'm standing here when I could be lying there with you

I can't deny it so I'll just confess it, I can't understand it so I'll just accept it...

*emo pose*


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post May 24 2005, 09:53 PM
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Trample my dreams to peices
Tears mix with my gushing blood
I wallow in a pit of feces
Can't form a smile, I never could

Woe is me


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post May 24 2005, 09:53 PM
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QUOTE (trunks_girl26 @ May 24 2005, 10:49 PM)
*cries large black tears that drip onto her shenis and stain it black, the same color as her heart*
*

My tears are tears of blood and pain! I demand justice! I demand to feel cold steel slice through my flesh n' stuff.

Yeah.


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Cath Sparrow
post May 24 2005, 09:58 PM
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*cath stands with tears streaming down face tissues scatter like dead roses around her*

And Cand oh tearfull and woefilled soul do you take this misunderstood and transient being moop as your soulmate to cherish for eternity and grieve on his grave till you join him if he forsakes this plain before you?


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