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post Jun 17 2005, 07:48 AM
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I really guess this is the right fourm, well I was just thinking we often have random thought well here I go.

Death always comes at the worst time, or is there ever a good time for death.

Why earth, why not Mars, whats makes earth so much better, don't think scintific we all know why earth, think out of the box.

Why always think out of the box, if everyone thinks outside the box then does a new box form or is a figminte of our imaginations and just a cheap trick to get us to think diffrently.

Long hair or short hair, that is the question

If what we see and hear move us then does a blind and deaf person move

Who made Friday offical party day, was it the Mayans or the Romans

How long do you have to wait to call a show classic

How come life is so simple as a kid, but the more you know the more confused you are

How we yell "Jesus Christ!!!" why not Budda, don't you think Jesus gets tired of hearing his name, next time yell "Budda!" bug another spiritual leader

If my religion is right and yours is wrong, than why do we fight about it doesn't devaule both religions

What is the purpose of emus

Why do we watch Reality TV when we watch the TV to lose our selves, I suppose it has to do with the degrading part, everyone enjoys watching others degrade themselves

Why do I have so many random thoughts.

If no one is around to see your turn signal do you have to use it, or do we do it because it's habit, for some

Why do you have to pay a fee to publish a photo of the Effel Tower at night, but not during the night

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post Jun 18 2005, 01:13 AM
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okay, I'll add to this:

Why is it, if I get two 'phone calls in a month, they both occur on the same day, and within an hour of each other?

'Friday' stands for 'Frigga's day', just as 'Thursday' stands for 'Thor's day'. Both come to us from Norse Mythology. 'Monday' is for 'Moon's day', and 'Sunday' is for 'Sun's day'. Not sure about 'Tuesday', but I think that's Norse, as well. Same for 'Wednesday'.
The months are also a toss up between Roman, planetary, and Norse, as well. I can understand Roman influence on our culture, but I wonder how the Norse fits in?

Why did VHS catch on, while Betamax died a quiet death?

How could an award winning journalist like Lois Lane never catch on to Superman's secret Identity, despite the fact that the only disguise he wore was a pair of glasses? (He did tell her, eventually. Must have been a real 'Duh!' moment for her...).


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post Jun 18 2005, 04:35 AM
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Haha.


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post Jun 18 2005, 05:54 AM
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If no one is around to see your turn signal do you have to use it, or do we do it because it's habit, for some


Use it in case a biker is there and needs to know which way you're turning. Can't tell you how many times I've almost gotten run over by people who just decide not to use their turn signals 'cause they're in a subdivision... rolleyes.gif

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post Jun 18 2005, 06:07 AM
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Haha, there are people that don't use ever, I seen a guy the other night switch lanes twice, then turned down a road, not one turn signal, they put them on cars for a reason.


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post Jun 19 2005, 09:48 PM
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Tuesday is from Tyr, God of war.

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post Jun 19 2005, 11:59 PM
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Why do they call it a building if it's already built?


If nothing rhymes with orange, what does that make syringe?


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post Jun 20 2005, 01:54 PM
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That would make syringe something that doesn't rhyme with orange.

Syringe rhymes with cringe, which doesn't rhyme with orange.


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post Jun 20 2005, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Jun 18 2005, 02:13 AM)
Why did VHS catch on, while Betamax died a quiet death?
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I can answer that. Even though Betamax and the Phillips v2000 were much higher quality, superior systems, VHS survived because there was more porn released for it. Seriously, I'm not lying. Look it up.

QUOTE (arachnidoc18 @ Jun 20 2005, 12:59 PM)
If nothing rhymes with orange...
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I believe there is a mountain somewhere called the Blorange, and I'm sure that there's a place called Borange (sorry I'm not being specific here, I can't remember too well).

Also, who can notice two things wrong with the above post. And it's nothing to do with the VHS thing, that's actually true.


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post Jun 20 2005, 06:12 PM
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random thoughts, eh?

Freeking hell gum costs too much. sleep.gif 3.00$!!!! for a 5 peice pack of gum! my gawd.. blink.gif


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post Jun 20 2005, 11:18 PM
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Ok for a 10 (i think) pack of gum it costs around 30p here. Thats like $10 to you yanks.


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post Jun 21 2005, 01:33 AM
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What?
Around where I live it's a dollar thirty-five for ten.

Those places are running you dry.


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post Jun 21 2005, 01:39 AM
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Um....I can buy a pack of 12 piece gum for about $1.

Why doesn't the salt we buy taste like salt? how could you possibly screw up salt?


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post Jun 21 2005, 02:03 AM
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an old chestnut: Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

Why are they called Highways, when they run on the ground?

Why do we call them Freeways, when our taxes actually pay for them?

Language is an odd thing. Here, in America, we say 'Mathematics' or 'Math'. In England, it's 'Mathmatics' or 'Maths'. Why 'Maths'? the TH and S sounds are so similar, they're dificult to express together. On the other hand, people in both countries routinely drop the G from ING words, because it's more difficult... Why make Pronouncing one word easier, then deliberately make another harder? huh.gif

Does Superman eat Hero sandwiches?

Green Lantern has the most powerful weapon in the universe... with it, he can stand at ground zero of a nuclear blast, and escape unharmed. But toss a yellow Billiard ball at him, and he still gets a concussion...


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post Jun 21 2005, 02:06 AM
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell? shouldn't it be the other way around?


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post Jun 21 2005, 02:19 AM
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If Yellow + Blue = Green, why do yellow things defeat Green Lantern? Shouldn't they help him?

If the Flash can run at the speed of light, how does he see where he's going?

If the Invisible Woman and the Invisible Man are invisible, including their eyes, how do they see?

If Batman has all those gadgets, where does he get them, and why has noone ever traced their manufacture and sale back to him?

Why do Gotham, Metropolis and New York ALL have statues of Liberty in their Harbors?

Does anyone remember Ambush Bug? Howard the Duck? Captain Carrot?


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post Jun 21 2005, 10:12 AM
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Why is it that when a use by date says 15th it gets throw out on the morning of the 15th surelly it's not unfit for human consumption till the end of the day, off food should be thrown out at the end of the business day not the begining


*the whole above post was a covert rant triggered by woolworths staff, if it pisses you off take it up with them......please*


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Why is it that Woolworths in Australia is supermarket but in England it is more of a toy store.


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Isn't it a restaurant in the US?


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post Jun 22 2005, 03:25 AM
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QUOTE (arachnidoc17 @ Jun 21 2005, 05:57 PM)
Isn't it a restaurant in the US?
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Woolworths was a chain of department stores, often with lunch counters, in the U.S. It went out of business decades ago...


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If most mamals get slower as they get older then just how slow would Slow Poke the mouse go? And just how much of a speed reduction would Speedy have once he aged?


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post Jun 23 2005, 12:50 AM
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In America do the homeless people migrate in winter or is that when homeless shelters open or do they all freeze to death????????


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From a recent E-mail:

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the atmosphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when ... :-X?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?


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from: http://www.iamstrange.com/

Who was the first person to think that the white thing that came from a hen's but looked edible?

A truely wise man will never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

What do you call a fly with no wings?


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