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Misty Rain
post Jun 30 2005, 11:27 AM
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Good afternoon,

It being a day of showers, England - West Country - I debated doing the beds but have now decided, late in the day, to strip everything and load the washer. So while doing lunch this thought occurred to me:-

If all the occupants of a bed had a shower immediately before going to bed would you be able to get away with only changing the bed clothes once a month?
This would save the house person's time and effort. Little economies like that, aggregated, could help save the planet.

But wait there's more, to stop the sheets getting sweaty, those among us still young enough to do sex could do table enders. The table could then be cleaned down with a wetwipe. For thos who do not know, a wetwipe is a sort of paper handkerchief that feels like some one has already used it.

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I hope the spelling/grammar is soothing for you all.
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post Jun 30 2005, 02:11 PM
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Hardly saving the planet: the amount of water required to shower every night before you go to bed doesn't balance out with a wash every few weeks.

And tables aren't very comfortable!


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post Jun 30 2005, 02:53 PM
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surelly wouldn't it be even more efficent to just have sex on the kitchen bench which needs to be wiped down more frequently anyway.....Or is that just too grotty for you?


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post Jun 30 2005, 04:05 PM
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QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Jun 30 2005, 02:53 PM)
surelly wouldn't it be even more efficent to just have sex on the kitchen bench which needs to be wiped down more frequently anyway.....Or is that just too grotty for you?
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A We have chairs so no bench - would be not very cumfee.

B Why wipe down more often.

C That comment was for people young enough to have sex done to them and I was 65 last weekend..

Thank you for your help though
PS would a bench be a bit narrow?

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post Jun 30 2005, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Jun 30 2005, 02:11 PM)
Hardly saving the planet: the amount of water required to shower every night before you go to bed doesn't balance out with a wash every few weeks.

I get a slight hint here that you don't think it is a good idea.

And tables aren't very comfortable!
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And is this the voice of experience?

I was only trying to help and these ideas float through my mind while waiting for the shower to pass.
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post Jul 1 2005, 03:57 AM
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PS would a bench be a bit narrow?

Probably I'm just spoilt enough to have an industrial standard kitchen with metal benches and sinks 36 inches wide tongue.gif

PS Happy oldness smile.gif you seem to be handling it well


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post Jul 1 2005, 06:24 AM
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QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Jul 1 2005, 03:57 AM)
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PS would a bench be a bit narrow?

Probably I'm just spoilt enough to have an industrial standard kitchen with metal benches and sinks 36 inches wide :P

Metal sinks are OK but metal benches seem a bit cold. Do you get piles?

PS Happy oldness :) you seem to be handling it well
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They interviewed Maurice Chevalier once. That was when he was alive, always a good time to do interviews. He was asked how he felt about being old. He replied that it was better than the alternative.
There is a satisfaction in taking a very long view back at the people who tried to make one's life a misery being caught out with their fingers in the till or being dead early fomr gross over indulgences.

I take great satisfaction in the awful life that school bullies get in middle age. That five year gap in age makes no difference at age 25 when the ex-victims come looking for them.

Yeah! - life is good among the surviving good guys.


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post Jul 1 2005, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE (Misty Rain @ Jun 30 2005, 12:27 PM)
Good afternoon,

If all the occupants of a bed had a shower immediately before going to bed would you be able to get away with only changing the bed clothes once a month? To stop the sheets getting sweaty, those among us still young enough to do sex could do  table enders.  The table could then be cleaned down with a wetwipe.
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Or just have sex whilst taking the shower!
Two birds, one stone... so to speak.
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post Jul 1 2005, 04:38 PM
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Or just have sex whilst taking the shower!
Two birds, one stone... so to speak.
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Good point but will it work only for flexible youthfull people?
You get stiff as you age. I think an session of slippery stiffness in a shower could be dangerous for the elderly. Better though than a metal bench jobbie?

This is far too exciting for me, must go and lie down.

Byee

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I am going to a private viewing later of some open air sculpture. It is of course raining.
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post Jul 1 2005, 04:47 PM
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Sex with 2 birds in a shower is one HELL of a proposition, actually. But I don't know that I condone the use of drugs.

The metal bench theory is practical in inverse proportion to how cold the metal is. Nothing like freezing alloys to shrink oneself out of existance.

BTW, Misty is talking house-work, not sex, you depraved bunch of sex-heads.


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