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post Jul 5 2005, 09:48 PM
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Reading through the morning paper I came across an article titled as follows.

The real Kids stuff
33 things a child should do by the age of ten (and there's not a single computer game amoung them)


The list went like so...

1) Roll down a grassy bank (and up it again?)
2) Make a mud pie
3) Prepare a modelling-dough mixture (and eat it)
4) Collect Frogspawn
5) Make perfume from flower petals (do Pot pourri and petal pies count?)
6) Grow cress on a window sill
7) Make a papier-mache mask
8) Build a sand castle
9) Climb a tree ( I assume it means down as well as up)10) Make a den in the garden (or just a den in general)

11) Paint using hands and feet
12) Organise a Teddy bears picnic
13) Have a face painting session
14) Bury a friend in the sand
15) Bake some bread
16) Make snow angels
17) Create a clay sculpture
18) Take part in a scavenger hunt
19) Camp out in the garden (who says only kids do that eh? evil.gif)
20) Bake a cake

21) Feed a farm animal
22) Pick some strawberries
23) Play Pooh sticks
24) Recognise 5 bird species
25) Find some worms (please note eating them is not compulsary)
26) Cycle through a muddy puddle
27) Make and fly a kite
28) Plant a tree
29)Build a nest from grass and twigs
30) Find 10 different leaves in the park

31) Grow vegetables
32) Make breakfast in bed for mum and dad (hopefully edible)
33) Create a mini assualt course in the garden (why think small?)

After the Candingham meet a respectable number of us proved that being silly and enjoying every minute comes as naturally to matazonians as it does to children. Having been patient and waded through this list my challenge to you is to come up with something better.
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post Jul 6 2005, 04:15 AM
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34) Draw with sidewalk chalk.
35) Build a snowman/snow fort in the yard.
36) Pile leaves/snow as high as possible and leap into pile. (my brother and I used to leap off the garage roof into 4 foot tall snow piles.)
37) Swing as high as you can. (and leap off)
38) Learn to swim.
39) Learn to skate. (Do not necessarily attempt 38 & 39 on the same day in same location. )
40) Tie a rope to sturdy tree branch and swing around tree. Run fast out and around and swing. (easier on a slope. Parents cut down the one that swung out over a 8 foot drop. That one was exciting. Nobody ever actually lost their grip on that swing.)

Can't think of any more at the moment. Next person, please.


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post Jul 6 2005, 06:59 AM
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41) Eat so much ice cream that you are sick
42) Squirt anything moveing with a garen hose
43) Make ice cream soup
44) Spend twenty minutes trying to catch a fly
45) Jumped on a bed
46) Taken part in a three legged/ sack/ wheelbarrow race
47) Played a made up ball game
48) Held a younger sibling/ pet hostage
49) Leanrt to play the recorder
50) Made blue/ green/ purple/ pink faeriecakes


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post Jul 6 2005, 08:18 AM
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51) Swing on rope with or without a tyre attached and drop into river/lake/sea
52)Utterly mortify your parents in front of large gathering of adults by asking a question relating to some utterly mortifying theme
53)Laugh til you wet your pants
54)Trespass on somebodies land, make a basecamp/bivowak(sp?)/treehouse there, and get away with it for years
55) Get at least 2 permanent scars


Note: of the oringinal 33 points, Emma has done all but 4, 7, 24 and 32 and she's 5. There is hope for the future?


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post Jul 6 2005, 03:11 PM
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56) Play a game of cannible Barbie.
57) Build pyramids out of sugar cubes.
58) Make sugar candy with a string and colored sugar water.
59) Chase other people around with worms.
60) Play a game of snail bowling.


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post Jul 6 2005, 03:34 PM
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61) Sleep under a coffee table
62) Have a snowball fight
63) Run away with a backpack full of toys and Pop Tarts only to return in a few hours.


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post Jul 6 2005, 04:13 PM
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64) Ride your bicycle down the steepest hill in town (and then forget to hit the brakes)
65) Wait for someone to make a sandwitch or a bowl of cereal, then wait for them to turn around, steal the food, and run off to another room. (I still do that, but now I can't get away with eating it)
66) have a water-balloon fight.
67)hide everyone's shoes (I can't get away with that one anymore, etheir)
68) Collect fireflies in a jar (then try to keep them as pets)


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post Jul 6 2005, 04:36 PM
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69) Make ear rings from chopped up cotton buds
70) Try to sell stuff outside your housem (eg home made lemonade, home made shampoo...)


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post Jul 6 2005, 04:48 PM
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71. Tie people's shoes together
72. Dance around in the rain

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post Jul 6 2005, 05:43 PM
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73. Compose songs with a piano and fist. Loudly.
74. Break a chair.
75. Break a vase.
76. Creep very, very close to a bird and then forget yourself and call out loudly to someone else and watch it fly away.
77. Learn to use stilts.
78. Skin your knees.
79. Flee from a parent wielding peroxide
80. Put toothpaste on someone's face. (Did that last week....


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post Jul 6 2005, 08:53 PM
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81) Keep stick insects allow them to multiply then 'accidentally' loose them in the greenhouse.
82) Paint a picture with icing and flour paste
83) Coat at least two rooms and several family members/friends in glitter. (Ryn's good at that one if you need tips.)
84) Campout hold sleepover and have a sack race in sleeping bags.
85) Toss a pancake till it sticks to the ceiling (getting it down is always fun)
86) Skim stones
87) Make a den in hay or straw
88) Feed the ducks
89) Go sticklebacking or similar tiny fishing with nets.
90) Write your name with a sparkler


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post Jul 6 2005, 09:11 PM
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(91) Slide down the stairs in a sleeping bag. (84 reminded me)
(92) Tell their sibling that they were adopted and therefore get grounded for it.


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post Jul 6 2005, 11:28 PM
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93)Slide across a tile floor while wearing socks. See who can slide the farthest.
94) Fill up a roll of film on your parent's camrea with blurry pictures of blades of grass, leafs, and fingers.


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post Jul 7 2005, 04:25 PM
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95) WatchSaturday Morning Cartoons while eating cereal that is horrible for you!
96) Drink and spit out coffee (only to find you love it later in life!)
97)Teach grown ups a song
98)Realize that beer is not soda
99)Blow out the candles till it hurts
100)Never lose that innocence


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post Jul 7 2005, 06:45 PM
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101. Make a fort out of sofa cushions.
102. Angrily defend a chair for an imaginary friend.
103. Play Shutes and Ladders.
104. Make an igloo in the snow.
105. Cross over a stream by way of a log or by leapfrogging from rock to rock. (barefoot if possible)


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post Jul 7 2005, 07:46 PM
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106. Marry two pets together
107. Make brother drink pond water
108. Make a teddy a parachute, then be utterly dismayed when a plastic bag just won't do
109. Bake cakes with your grandparents
110. Grow your own vegetables, then eat them straight from the garden without washing them first


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post Jul 7 2005, 08:10 PM
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111) Tie a bit of string to a carrier bag and fly kite-like from a bedroom window. (108 reminded me)
112) Go apple scrumping (try to make sure they are eating not cooking apples before you've eaten 5 blink.gif )
113) Pillow fight
114) Tickle a friend until they squeal
115) Paint a pebble animal and carry it round in your pocket until it gets stuck in the washing machine.


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post Jul 7 2005, 09:08 PM
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116. Have an apple fight with brother(s) and sister(s) until you all find out that they really do hurt and thats why your mum told you not to throw them in the first place
117. Twizzle round in a swing until your hair gets caught and a sibling has to cut your hair to get you out


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post Jul 7 2005, 09:16 PM
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118) try to run up a slide that has a giant puddle at the bottom. (that'll motivate you not to fall!)
119)make a hair wreath out of flowers.
120) Keep a catarpiller in a jar, and wait for it to turn into a butterfly.


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Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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post Jul 7 2005, 11:55 PM
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121. Attempt to use grass as hair ties, and vehemently defend their usefulness (in reality, the lack therof) to all who gather. Cry when the grass breaks mid-sentence. (reminded by 119)


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post Jul 8 2005, 10:52 AM
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122. Take the stuffing out of various teddies and replace with some popcorn kernals, put in microwave
123. Dig a hole to Australia


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post Jul 8 2005, 04:08 PM
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124. Dig a hole at the beach (on the dry sand) until you reach water, then sit in the very sand wetness and say that yes, it is much better than the actual sea.


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post Jul 8 2005, 06:07 PM
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125) Daisy chains
126) Put bubble gum in Sophie Brewer's hair (bitch).


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post Jul 8 2005, 08:36 PM
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127. Cut the girl's hair who sits infront of you in class, without her knowing


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post Jul 9 2005, 01:27 AM
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128) answer at least 2 questions on your math homework with "my religion will not allow me to answer this question."


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Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill
and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame.
Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real.
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