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Calantyr
post Jul 19 2005, 09:59 PM
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Ever spent half an hour skimming through the adds at the back of the local paper looking for stupid things? No?

Really?

Well poo too you! At least these guys prove I'm not alone!

http://www.horsman.co.nz/story.do?id=67

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post Jul 19 2005, 10:53 PM
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That made me giggle for a while. I think I may ring the one looking for an arch-enemy. I've always wanted the thrill of having one. It's almost as if you love them and don't want to see them die, you just want to be superior to them... unsure.gif


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post Jul 20 2005, 02:06 AM
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Did anybody else wander into the letter of resignation? laugh.gif Brilliant.
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post Jul 20 2005, 02:43 PM
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"Incurable romanatic, seeks filthy *****." Now that's my kind of ad. laugh.gif

Incidentally, I've wandered through the classifieds sometimes, but I never seem to find anything quite as funny as these. sad.gif


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post Jul 20 2005, 04:00 PM
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The resignation was funny, and so was the "pilot gripe sheet"

Problem: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Solution: Took hammer away from midget.


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post Jul 20 2005, 06:51 PM
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Just in case anyone's interested: those ads are all the work of comedian Jimmy Carr. The pictures of the ads themselves are grabs from his Jimmy Carr Live DVD.

So there.
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post Jul 21 2005, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE (Hobbes @ Jul 20 2005, 06:51 PM)
Just in case anyone's interested: those ads are all the work of comedian Jimmy Carr. The pictures of the ads themselves are grabs from his Jimmy Carr Live DVD.

So there.
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I knew I'd seen them somewhere before!


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post Jul 21 2005, 09:44 PM
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Damn! Someone got to say it before me!

But I didn't see the "Albino he-she looking for simmilar" ad...


Jimmi Carr is great, if a little un-P.C...

*edit- sorry, skimmed through again and saw it...*


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post Jul 22 2005, 01:07 AM
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That L&P commerical rocks... (it's under "stubbies")

'...while their mullets shielded their necks from the summer sun'.


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post Jul 26 2005, 10:17 AM
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That's nothing. Those are joke ads. This one is a man from my hometown and he's completely serious This has been going on for years. Good thing for him that you can put free ads in the PA Shopper.

He ran in the mayoral election a few years ago. Some people voted for him. mellow.gif


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