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post Jul 23 2005, 08:36 AM
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post Jul 23 2005, 10:41 AM
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post Jul 23 2005, 11:54 AM
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Try daydreaming. It's really fun, and you don't need anyone to keep you amused. Also, it means that everythiung goes your way.


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post Jul 23 2005, 04:19 PM
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I always go through the Fun Links thread when I'm bored.

Or try going to http://www.iamstrange.com/
that'll keep you busy for awhile.


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post Jul 23 2005, 05:35 PM
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post Jul 23 2005, 11:56 PM
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And lo, Mata did look upon little_twit, and he did pity him.  The Lord spake, and he did say:

"My son, why do you spameth so?"

And little_twit did reply:

"My Lord, tis because I have no useful thing with which to partake of and this decide to spam."

The Lord grew hot with righteous anger, and spaketh to little twit, saying:

"Thou hath broken mine commandments o feeble one!  Doest thou not remember the sixth commandment!?  The commandment of "Thou shalt not spam.""

And little twit did ignore the Lord, and the Lord and his subjects grew mighty miffed.


Okay, so I was bored ... ¬_¬

Please note: May not represent Mata's actual opinion ...

Don't hurt me Mata ... *scarpers sharpish like*


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post Jul 24 2005, 12:00 AM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Jul 23 2005, 07:56 PM)
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And lo, Mata did look upon little_twit, and he did pity him.  The Lord spake, and he did say:

"My son, why do you spameth so?"

And little_twit did reply:

"My Lord, tis because I have no useful thing with which to partake of and this decide to spam."

The Lord grew hot with righteous anger, and spaketh to little twit, saying:

"Thou hath broken mine commandments o feeble one!  Doest thou not remember the sixth commandment!?  The commandment of "Thou shalt not spam.""

And little twit did ignore the Lord, and the Lord and his subjects grew mighty miffed.


Okay, so I was bored ... ¬_¬

Please note: May not represent Mata's actual opinion ...

Don't hurt me Mata ... *scarpers sharpish like*
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post Aug 21 2005, 05:28 PM
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I tend to picture God as the odd cartoon from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" with the moving beard (excellent thing), but perhaps Mata can be God too. Mata, Lord of the amusing website, home of Mittens, the world's favorite sadomasochistic kitten (I'm addicted to Mittens & Snowdrop 2). Mata, the man who owns our forum-hopping souls. *worships at the online feet of Mata whilst chortling under breath*


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post Aug 22 2005, 06:01 AM
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*sets up shrine, complete with altar and candles*

You want to make up some chants?

EDIT: Hey, my 100th post! Go me!


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post Aug 26 2005, 11:03 PM
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Chants: "All hail Mata, supreme lord muckety-muck and Grand High Poobah of the website for people with no productive hobbies. Hail the ads, which we must all click so that Lord Mata may keep the Celestial Forums running and buy equipment for his most powerful rebellious ducks. And hail his minion, the glorious blue kitten Mittens, in whose mere shadow we all quake in fear. Hail! Hail!"
*collapses into mad giggles at the thought of Mittens wearing a big pope hat and leading an army of ducks*


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post Aug 27 2005, 02:42 AM
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try eating cheese, not only is it tasty, but it also is enriched in calcium biggrin.gif


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post Aug 28 2005, 05:50 PM
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Also eat lots of garlic, for it is greatly amusing to have garlic breath in a public place. You can watch people scurry away from you in fear of your horrendous breath.


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post Aug 28 2005, 06:04 PM
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The Lord grew hot with righteous anger[...]

I had no idea Lord Mata was using my anger without my permission. He'll be getting a letter from my attorney in regards to this matter.


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post Aug 28 2005, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Aug 28 2005, 07:04 PM)
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The Lord grew hot with righteous anger[...]

I had no idea Lord Mata was using my anger without my permission. He'll be getting a letter from my attorney in regards to this matter.
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I can't help but think back to the 'Name Righteous' Wang' thread...

That really should be resurrected sometime. biggrin.gif


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post Aug 28 2005, 10:40 PM
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You see, the tricky thing is, would the army of ducks be on the side of Mittens or against him/her? Mittens generally either has good intentions that go wrong or bad intentions that don't work. I'm not quite sure where the ducks would place Mittens on the scale of evil-good.


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post Aug 30 2005, 01:27 AM
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Maybe the ducks would be willing to give Mittens a second chance to be truly good if he gave them some good bread and killed all duck hunters. Maybe they could help him take over the world, then turn on him and take the world for themselves. Hmmmmm... perhaps you should suggest it to them, Mata. Are you their leader, or just sort of a freelance fighting advisor? If you are the leader, how were you elected or appointed?I spend all my time in boring classes thinking about this, you see. It relieves the boredom. smile.gif I've wondered about what sex Mittens is, but it just seems like a guy. It's either the blueness or something about the general attittude he emits. If you ever want to confirm or deny my guess, I'd love to hear about it.


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post Sep 6 2005, 12:59 AM
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Uh, wa- what do you mean? No ducks are helping me take over the world, really, honest!


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