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Matthew
post Jul 28 2005, 03:47 PM
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Er... Hi! Just dropping a line to make a little introduction, my name's Matt, I used to work in Mata's local record emporium and after many conversations about Batman & Dark city and several adventures together I... um, moved to the darkest, dankest corner of the country... But, having finally got a computer in the house, Mata has assured me that all the folks on his forum are very nice and they almost definitely won't leave me a gibbering wreck... so I'll stop rambling like a demented monkey!
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Cath Sparrow
post Jul 28 2005, 04:06 PM
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I've been brainwashed
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He didn't say anything about blowing you up then?

hmmmmmmmm............... *adds granade to Matt's general appearances pulls pin and wanders off*

Hi by the way! biggrin.gif


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Moosh
post Jul 28 2005, 04:34 PM
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Hmm... a demented monkey, I wonder who left that there?

Ah well, *picks up Matt and puts him in cardboard box*

That's more tidy

*wanders off*


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Sir Psycho Sexy
post Jul 28 2005, 04:51 PM
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QUOTE (Matthew @ Jul 28 2005, 03:47 PM)
Mata has assured me that all the folks on his forum are very nice and they almost definitely won't leave me a gibbering wreck...
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Mata? Have you been telling porky pies again? tut tut... rolleyes.gif


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post Jul 28 2005, 06:34 PM
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*opens the carboard box* Well hey there! I'm Amelia, the Silver Star Angel of Da Towers. Welcome to the forums and enjoy this cake! *hands you a cake*


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Matthew
post Jul 29 2005, 12:19 PM
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Hehe, high explosives! Imprisoned! A timely rescue! And cake too!
Hello everybody!
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post Jul 29 2005, 03:45 PM
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*hands over small angry sounding matchbox*

If you can work out how this works m'dear consider yourself trapped...ahem I mean a guest for well....a long, long time....


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post Jul 29 2005, 08:03 PM
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*hands Matthew a kitten*

Welcome, and just keep that kitten away from Mata, you never know when he might be hungry...


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post Jul 29 2005, 10:36 PM
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*duct tapes you to the ceiling in a friendly, welcoming way*

Welcome to Matazone.

We're all mostly friendly...mostly. tongue.gif

*hands up a cookie.*


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post Jul 31 2005, 02:00 PM
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So we're not allowed to blow this one up then? tongue.gif


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Aug 1 2005, 01:13 AM
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Hey, another new Vict... er, member! Have a flying mouse...If you feed it, don't get it wet, or we'll all regret it....


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