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Mittens322
post Aug 4 2005, 06:53 PM
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I was walking along yesterday and tripped over a root. I raised my head and say a Ninja. ph34r.gif You have tresspased! Now you die! We got into a actiony fight and in the end, I severed all his limbs.


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post Aug 4 2005, 06:58 PM
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That's nice sweetie.

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post Aug 7 2005, 09:00 PM
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One time I got drunk, passed out and woke up 5000 years later to find that Bush was still alive. Apperantly, he was an alien. huh.gif


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post Aug 10 2005, 01:44 AM
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mad.gif Am I the only one that replies to this? smile.gif Oh well, I talk to myself alot anyway. The other day I was walking in the halls at school, and I ran into a tree. blink.gif huh.gif unsure.gif I turned around and I was in the forest. laugh.gif huh.gif (mixed emotions) I'm outa school, but now I'm lost! (That or I was smoking pot and this is a hallutionation.) I found my way through the forest and was ambushed by ninjas! Again! ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif ph34r.gif How many did you count? I didn't care. I drew my Katana and beat them all, some how. I found my house and Snowdrop met me at the door with a truency officer. OH CRAP! ohmy.gif sad.gif It wasen't me! innocent.gif (Get it now? Things that never happened but could have! Actually translates into Completely made up stories that never really did happen.) smile.gif


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post Aug 19 2005, 12:45 AM
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I went to school. All of teachers were madly drunk on Jamaican rum, and giving each other some truly evil fights with rubber chickens. My least favorite teacher perished in the fighting. Far too many blows to the head. tongue.gif Then crime-fighting squirrels came and got everything under control. We all had strawberry biscuits and beer at an odd little party, and then the school blew up. We all gained super-secret ninja powers in the explosion devoted ourselves to the downfall of George W. Bush. Thus far, no success. Oh well. You can't have everything. smile.gif


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post Aug 19 2005, 11:23 PM
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That reminds me, the other day at school we were attacked be ninja bunnies who wanted an unlimited supply of doughnuts. ph34r.gif Me and my friend Thomas (blackbelt) banded together with two other poeple that goes to my Tae Kwon Doe School to defeat the ninja bunnies. The next day we were assulted by samari kitties who wanted undistubed cat naps! blink.gif


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post Aug 19 2005, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ Aug 19 2005, 12:45 AM)
I went to school. All of teachers were madly drunk on Jamaican rum, and giving each other some truly evil fights with rubber chickens. My least favorite teacher perished in the fighting. Far too many blows to the head. tongue.gif Then crime-fighting squirrels came and got everything under control. We all had strawberry biscuits and beer at an odd little party, and then the school blew up. We all gained super-secret ninja powers in the explosion devoted ourselves to the downfall of George W. Bush. Thus far, no success. Oh well. You can't have everything. smile.gif
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Down with Bush! Howed you get a picture under you name?
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post Aug 19 2005, 11:31 PM
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Click on My Controls. On the column on the left, under Personal Profile, click Edit Avatar Settings. Enjoy!


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post Aug 19 2005, 11:37 PM
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You mean an avatar? You need to upload an image onto the web, then you can link to it via your control panel.


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post Aug 26 2005, 11:15 PM
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Yeah, getting an av took me a while because I kept missing a step in the middle of the process. But my green dragon owns now, so it's all good. Has anyone else noticed that a lot of people have switched avatars over the last few days?
Today I had to parachute into Chick-fil-A from 5000 feet to get some decent sweet tea so I wouldn't fall asleep. The evil shrubberies (not too expensive) ambushed me. They wanted me to defeat the biggest shrubbery in the shrub patch wiiiiiith... a HERRING! I managed to defeat them and get my tea, but the caffeine has worn off. sad.gif
(I hope you've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Most of this scenario is ripped off from a truly surreal scene.)


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post Aug 27 2005, 02:17 AM
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Today I cut my own left arm off in exchange for pyrokenesis.


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post Aug 27 2005, 10:08 PM
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Pyrokenesis? Have fun with that, and try not to burn all your clothes off.


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post Aug 28 2005, 01:28 AM
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Well, I usually do that anyways, so it really only helps me put them out.


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post Aug 28 2005, 02:18 AM
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I died.







Well, I got better... tongue.gif


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post Aug 28 2005, 05:48 PM
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Were you only mostly dead, Quoth?
An evil witch with a big nose turned me into a newt! What? Why are you looking at me? I got better!


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post Aug 30 2005, 02:12 AM
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"A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man only 999..." tongue.gif


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post Aug 31 2005, 09:00 PM
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Excellently mangled saying.
I had to dig a tunnel under Mongolia to get my sweet tea fix a few nights ago. The evil space hamsters took my tea and hid it underground, so I had to burrow through fo hours to find it. But I had my tea and was able to finish my homework without falling asleep. Yay tea! smile.gif


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post Sep 1 2005, 06:22 AM
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Due to inflation, a minute is now only worth 42 seconds...


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Arthur, Gwen, and Quoth...Onwards to 4000 posts!Quoth is Cath's noob - what was she thinking?:)Duckflaps!Watch out for low flying kittens!'Dance, Monkey, Dance!' Well, this monkey don't dance no more!Never say 'die'... except as a command! I adopted Insaneperc!What kind of fool do you take me for? I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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post Sep 1 2005, 06:12 PM
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today a meteroite filled with angora sweaters landed in a field in Little Whopping completely undermining the neighbouring village's sweater based economy, the locals have engaged in a pitch battle to secure the space bourn bounty utilising copies of sun tsu's the art of war as their weapons coincidentaly completely missing the point of the book.


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post Sep 2 2005, 05:52 AM
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Internationally known writer Steven King today received and ate a shipment of cheese flavored Ascots. His publicist claimed it was research for a new book, entitled, "These are the Ties that bind". Mr. King could not be reached for comment, as he was too busy digesting his research...


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post Sep 4 2005, 03:46 PM
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Today I went to work, and because all the surgeons were away on holiday, they asked me to step in and do a little brain surgery. I said I would.
Then I was promoted to chief brain surgeon of the whole of the UK, but I said I'm only working two days a week, they said thats fine and we will pay you 1,000 an hour.


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post Sep 4 2005, 06:28 PM
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I went shopping and this gorgeous guy said, let me help you, so I did and he carried my bags to the car so I said come and have a drink? He said ok and we're still lying in bed, do not disturb!!!!


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post Sep 4 2005, 06:44 PM
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You wish!


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post Sep 4 2005, 06:47 PM
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What part of "Do Not Disturb" did you not understand?


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post Sep 4 2005, 06:49 PM
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The disturbed bit!!!


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