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RaevnKite
post Aug 9 2005, 08:08 AM
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Blame the faeries.
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Hi, I'm Rae, some of you (2 of you) know me from the RavenGuard.

Well my forums got hacked, can I have a tiny space to camp here?


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Mata
post Aug 9 2005, 03:22 PM
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'Trouble Down Pit' now online!
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I think there's a bit just past the turnip field, but mind you don't scare the sheep. *waves pitchfork*


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SPEAKERfortheLOS...
post Aug 9 2005, 07:24 PM
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welcome aboard....

*whips out duct tape and tapes Rae to ceiling*

now that thats done...

when you unstick yourself from the ceiling come visit the Matabar... its fun there...


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Wyvern
post Aug 9 2005, 08:33 PM
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*offers small muttering matchbox*
This should help with the orientation phase of forum life as well as being a handy emergancy device with multiple functions. A bit like a swiss army knife on legs...oh yes and with a smidgeon of attitude, keep it happy and fed you'll be fine. tongue.gif

*hands over any-flavour-cookie*
As long as you save a bit for the scuttler you'll be fine with this it ought to last until the next forumite comes bearing gifts or till the tape breaks, either way Im sure you'll enjoy yourself.

Anyways its good to see you finally made your way on here. Welcome. Have fun and if you get stuck PM someone their all lovely around here...a little odd occaisionally but almost never dangerous. biggrin.gif


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Cath Sparrow
post Aug 9 2005, 08:59 PM
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I've been brainwashed
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Hmmmm........ What do we have here......... someone looking for camping space? Well this should help *sticks granade to Rae* It'll either clear plenty of space or make you in to such small pieces that you wont need much evil.gif *pulls pin and wanders off* Have fun! biggrin.gif


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PsychWardMike
post Aug 10 2005, 09:21 PM
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I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power.
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There are many loving bosoms here. I recommend camping on one of those. They're soft and warm and fun!

Any takers for ol' PsychWardMike?


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Aug 11 2005, 12:45 AM
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Meow!
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Welcome! Watch out for sneaky hamsters, Flying Cats, and flying mice... Oh, yeah, and we recently had an infestation of flying skulls... (Don't ask)... all of the above are (Mostly) Harmless...


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PsychWardMike
post Aug 11 2005, 02:32 PM
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Bosoms!

(oYo)


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post Aug 11 2005, 05:40 PM
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Has too much time on their hands
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yeah, about those flying skulls, ahem
dont ask


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oscarhilton
post Aug 11 2005, 06:46 PM
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Don't do that.
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Hello there. Welcome to the forums!

stay as long as you like smile.gif


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Aug 12 2005, 02:10 AM
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Meow!
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Hmmmm. I forgot to mention the flying lizards... Though they haven't been much in evidence, of late... I think they're laying low, until their numbers increase...


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Quoth(The Raven)
post Aug 12 2005, 03:51 AM
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seriously... like the Guide says, we're, "...Mostly harmless"


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Wyvern
post Aug 15 2005, 06:46 PM
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Mostly???
Have you been in the same forums as me...I mean have you not noticed? Physically you are in absolutely no danger at all, what so ever, but psychologically? Well...I suppose we dont all twist and corrupt things, some of us just twitch....

*blinks nervously and skulks off into the shadows giggling*


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Moosh
post Aug 21 2005, 03:16 PM
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I plug directly into my computer
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Yo Rae, glad you could make it


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RaevnKite
post Aug 21 2005, 03:34 PM
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Blame the faeries.
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QUOTE (SPEAKERfortheLOST @ Aug 9 2005, 08:24 PM)
*whips out duct tape and tapes Rae to ceiling*

*


Bleh. Somehow I knew that would happen.

*starts wiggling out without much success*


QUOTE (Wyvern @ Aug 9 2005, 09:33 PM)
*offers small muttering matchbox*

*hands over any-flavour-cookie*


*


Thanks.

*places scuttler on shoulder (like a pirate!! Yarr!!)*

QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Aug 12 2005, 04:51 AM)
seriously... like the Guide says, we're, "...Mostly harmless"
*


*grabs spoon in self-defence and cowers*


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--Likes long words--
--Decorates his sig with "--"--

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Wyvern
post Aug 21 2005, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE
*grabs spoon in self-defence and cowers*

*watches attempt*
That won't save you!


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RaevnKite
post Aug 21 2005, 06:31 PM
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Here I am again. With a random plea.

*Seeks adopter-type creature willing to adopt small dog-basket furry critter of matabar storeroom*

I take bribes!


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--Noob of Wyvern AND Cath?!--
--Prone to excessive breaks of unadultered length--
--Likes long words--
--Decorates his sig with "--"--

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Wyvern
post Aug 21 2005, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE (RaevnKite @ Aug 21 2005, 06:31 PM)
Here I am again. With a random plea.

*Seeks adopter-type creature willing to adopt small dog-basket furry critter of matabar storeroom*

I take bribes!
*



You take bribes?!
MINE!!!
*snatches small noobish critter and stuffs under a beanbag*
We'll soon drive the cuteness out of this one. Cath you interested in a spot of noob terro..ahem..I mean noob training?
Most definately mine as all the others have learnt so many things or dropped of the edge of the known world, never to be seen again.

Note: At some point I reserve the right to auction off said noob if it becomes to much of a handful. wink.gif


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RaevnKite
post Aug 21 2005, 06:43 PM
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That was quick.

Bleh.

First duct-taped to the ceiling, now stuffed under a beanbag.

Hehe if Cath comes along does that mean I'm the noob of two people?

Could be fun.


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Cath Sparrow
post Aug 21 2005, 07:29 PM
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I've been brainwashed
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*Wanders in picks up noob by scruff of neck. Pears at and turns round pokes, checks teeth* Hhhmmmm...... might have pertential. *hangs by ankle* Hhhmmmmm..... *pokes some more* Ok this one'll do. I think we might just be able to do something with it. *put's collar on noob and drops*


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Wyvern
post Aug 21 2005, 07:31 PM
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I like the collar idea, it can't run too far or too fast with that on.

Step one in noob training has begun methinks. biggrin.gif


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RaevnKite
post Aug 21 2005, 07:56 PM
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No way!! You cant put a collar on meee!! Im too damn innnocent!!

I feel so small.. and somehow I know this is gonna turn into some bondage thing.

*shivers*

Gah... Whats step one?


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SPEAKERfortheLOS...
post Aug 21 2005, 10:51 PM
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*silently walks in and hands Cath and Wyvern two very large rolls of duct tape*

*Makes a sharade style imitation of duct taping Rae to a bed*

*walks out silently*


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The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
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RaevnKite
post Aug 22 2005, 03:54 PM
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Duct tape... it's so beautiful... Unless it gets me stuck to various ceilings...

*cries*


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--Noob of Wyvern AND Cath?!--
--Prone to excessive breaks of unadultered length--
--Likes long words--
--Decorates his sig with "--"--

How am I progressing nicely anyway Wyvern? I've been away for ages!! I could have... matured!! Or got lost!!
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Quoth(The Raven)
post Aug 23 2005, 01:43 AM
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Hey, there! Just remember, in an emergency, your scuttler can rescue you by dragging you inside it's matchbox... Just by living in the match box, they create a tesseract, folding space within, to create a much larger space inside then out... making the matchbox virtually indestructable, at the same time...

Of course, it helps to be on good terms with your Scuttler... because the Scuttler retains it's size relative to the matchbox... meaning that, inside the matchbox, the scuttler will be bigger than you are...

Sweet dreams! Bwahaha!


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