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post Aug 21 2005, 01:05 PM
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Teapot's List of Things He Hates.


1) People with pushchairs on buses.

I tried looking for the picture for this one. Theres a picture next to some fold up chairs on buses that allow for "Wheel Chair users", not Push Chair users. The seats are also at the front and have a picture of an old man next to a woman with a child on her lap, these seats are to be given to the elderly, disabled and people with small children but not for the push chairs.

I can give a bit of leverage for when buses are empty or during the day when the space is otherwise not being used. But people I see on buses think that its their right to shove people off so they can put these behemoths in the space. I paid for the seat, I am sitting here.

Once I saw an elderly gentleman getting on the bus, and I gave him my seat. Well I was till a woman with a push chair decided to sit there instead and block the other seat with the buggy. Then when I suggested that the old man should perhaps sit down she looked around, shrugged and said "theres no space." Oh and when the kid learns how to walk then don't encourage it by letting it push its Barbie doll buggy next to yours which, apart from toys the kid is going to throw at me, is empty.

I was never a child. And if I was I never got a push chair.

2) People who wait at crossings without pressing the button.

I don't like these people as they can catch me out. You see them standing there at the crossing waiting patiently for the light to change and you think "Ah, in this sea of stupid people I see a good citizen". But wrong. You join him and after a while you notice the lights haven't changed, so you go to press the button a few times like everyone does when they're impatient and see that the guy there first didn't press the button and he's been waiting here making you look like a nob too.

He can catch multiple people like that too, so you feel safe as one of those 10+ people must have pressed the button, but nope. All suckers to his evil game.

3) People who talk too loud on busy buses (slash public transport).

The only reason I like the tube is because phones don't get reception on them, which cuts out half the problem. Unfortunatly the seats must be too far away from eachother as they always think they wont be heard and have to talk that little bit louder.

4) Public transport.

If I wanted to travel common I would have been born common.

5) People who buy small items with credit cards.

Ever wanted to quickly grab something munchable and you don't have much time then theres always that one person who is buying chewing gum and a box of matches with their credit card. Or then you've got the people who buy train single tickets using them but only seem to appear infront of you when you're in a rush and the train is coming in a few seconds. I hate them. The whole checking the card, the print out and then the need for a signature to finish off before the tickets are produced.

Oh and bonus "I Hate You" points go to the people who ask for Cash Back, only when refused because they haven't purchased the minimum of 10 of items they say "hold on, let me go grab more stuff." Oh my blood is boiling with these people, theres a special level in Hell just for you.


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post Aug 21 2005, 05:34 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Aug 21 2005, 02:05 PM)
Teapot's List of Things He Hates.


2) People who wait at crossings without pressing the button.

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Or people that press the button, but then don't cross. Either as a prank, or because they decided they didn't need to cross after all. As a driver, this is particularly annoying.
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post Aug 21 2005, 07:24 PM
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I'm not bothered too much by them but as soon as I start driving then my list is going to increase dramatically.


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QUOTE (Hobbes @ Aug 21 2005, 05:34 PM)
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2) People who wait at crossings without pressing the button.
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Or people that press the button, but then don't cross. Either as a prank, or because they decided they didn't need to cross after all. As a driver, this is particularly annoying.
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And people who press the button repetitively. It's not going to work even faster if you carry on pressing it, you know! After all, a watched pot never boils. I also hate it when the 'wait' sign doesn't light up.


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I have a combination hatred: people who wait at crossings, with a stroller (push chair) and to sort of get their nose in the road while they're waiting for the light, they stick the stroller into the street! Like they're trying to steal second base or something! Are those two feet really worth their child's life? I don't understand. Ech.


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post Aug 22 2005, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Aug 21 2005, 08:34 PM)
And people who press the button repetitively. It's not going to work even faster if you carry on pressing it, you know!
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Oh, but it does! Push it! Push it! Push it! If you are insistent, it'll change. Try it... I bet if you keep pushing the button, it'll change...

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post Aug 22 2005, 08:35 PM
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Or you can turn the little knob under the maching, turn that enough and the lights will change. Honest.


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post Aug 22 2005, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Aug 21 2005, 01:05 PM)
5) People who buy small items with credit cards.

Ever wanted to quickly grab something munchable and you don't have much time then theres always that one person who is buying chewing gum and a box of matches with their credit card. Or then you've got the people who buy train single tickets using them but only seem to appear infront of you when you're in a rush and the train is coming in a few seconds. I hate them. The whole checking the card, the print out and then the need for a signature to finish off before the tickets are produced.

Oh and bonus "I Hate You" points go to the people who ask for Cash Back, only when refused because they haven't purchased the minimum of 10 of items they say "hold on, let me go grab more stuff." Oh my blood is boiling with these people, theres a special level in Hell just for you.
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Cough sweets cost fifty fricken pence. I'm sure if you wandered around outside for a bit you could find the damn change on the floor! I don't appreciate beaing glared at by other people in the queue cos you idiots can't be bothered to get some money out. I get enough stick as it is, thanks.

And have you ever noticed how people always pay with far more money than is necessary? If it costs 2, they pay 10. If it costs 9, they pay 20. If it costs over 15, I rarely have enough change in my till to cover the amounts the give me tongue.gif


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post Aug 22 2005, 08:54 PM
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You should say "Sorry, we don't accept that."

So they take out another card and you go "No, it is your stupidity that we don't accept."

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I bought like, 12p of matches on my card once smile.gif. Just thought I'd share that with you all tongue.gif.


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post Aug 22 2005, 09:07 PM
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Burn the heretic! evil.gif


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Guy... you're my best friend and all, but sometimes... *shakes head* *thwaps*


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Oh and when the kid learns how to walk then don't encourage it by letting it push its Barbie doll buggy next to yours which, apart from toys the kid is going to throw at me, is empty.


I assume this is a free for all and I can expand on this one?

Parents who don't control their kids when they're out and about. They've managed to pop out three or four of the little buggars and they're walking through town without a clue to where their kids are going. These will be the same parents who have not even attempted to instil any manners whatsoever on their kids. *growl*

Now, I have a two year old and I do indeed walk through town with him. However, I have the courtesy to put him on a lead, keep it short and watch where the hell he's going. I even swallow my pride and actually APOLOGISE when he may have accidentally walked into someone or tries to pike something from Woolies.


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Please do.

Ah the art of child raising is not dead yet, it lives in many still. Just these are swallowed by the greater number of parents whose children I pity.


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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Aug 22 2005, 10:22 PM)
Please do.

Ah the art of child raising is not dead yet, it lives in many still. Just these are swallowed by the greater number of parents whose children I pity.
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Gotta' be done. He's just lucky it's not a choke chain. Damn child welfare... laugh.gif


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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Aug 21 2005, 02:05 PM)
2) People who wait at crossings without pressing the button.
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Oh, there are worse. Leafletters who stand in front of the button at crossings. I've only seen it once but it made me want to scream.

Also leafletters in general, especially ones who start shouting at you as if somehow it's you who are the rude one when you refuse to take a leaflet which you will throw away 10 seconds later (preferably in their field of vision) advertising something you don't need and don't want.

Also the people who are paid to put leaflets through people's letter boxes. I swear they must only take them if they fail the test for everything else. I had several for verandahs and garden furniture while living in a top floor flat. There are no words to the stupidity of some people!


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(Slightly relevant to hatred number 5.)

I swear to God every time I am working and go out to buy some lunch from Boots there is a five strong queue, a maximum of two tills open and some flinner trying to buy a years' worth of baby food with an invalid voucher.

The people that seem to take longest are fellow staff members who forget about their discount on that 50p can of pop until after it's been run up.

I only get half an hour, and ten minutes on a sunday, people! I buy a sandwich and drink, with cash, within 30 seconds, why can't other people manage it?


Oh, and the pushcair one, I just hate the things in general. Having a pushchair seems to make the person pushing it think that they no longer need to try to avoid other people.
I made the mistake of going to Tesco at lunch time today. I swear every child in my town was there gooing all over the place and getting in my way. I'm all for one-way systems in supermarkets.
Oh and while we're at buses, last time I was on one it was full and I offered some old lady my seat and she just refused to even look at me. Bah.


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I don't know if you have check cards in England too, but one of my pet peaves is people who don't know how a check card works.

It's a card with a credit card logo, that takes your money directly out of your bank account and can be used either as an ATM car, or as a credit card. There are so many people that don't realize that they can use it as a credit card, but still have the money come directly out of their bank account, or they think if you run it through as a credit card it will be charged to some non-existant credit card account.

I'm with you on all the other annoyances, although I must say I have used my check card for a 2 dollar purchase because I was out of cash and didn't have time to stop by the bank, so I am one of those evil people from time to time. /me awaits her flogging.


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QUOTE (LoLo @ Aug 23 2005, 02:52 AM)
It's a card with a credit card logo, that takes your money directly out of your bank account and can be used either as an ATM car, or as a credit card.  There are so many people that don't realize that they can use it as a credit card, but still have the money come directly out of their bank account, or they think if you run it through as a credit card it will be charged to some non-existant credit card account.

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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Aug 22 2005, 10:16 PM)
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Oh and when the kid learns how to walk then don't encourage it by letting it push its Barbie doll buggy next to yours which, apart from toys the kid is going to throw at me, is empty.


I assume this is a free for all and I can expand on this one?

Parents who don't control their kids when they're out and about. They've managed to pop out three or four of the little buggars and they're walking through town without a clue to where their kids are going. These will be the same parents who have not even attempted to instil any manners whatsoever on their kids. *growl*

Now, I have a two year old and I do indeed walk through town with him. However, I have the courtesy to put him on a lead, keep it short and watch where the hell he's going. I even swallow my pride and actually APOLOGISE when he may have accidentally walked into someone or tries to pike something from Woolies.
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For just saying you use one of those leashes you have my deepest respect! Does no one else know about them these day they were a brilliant idea when I was little and are still a brilliant idea now. Pehaps we should start a company selling branded ones the plebs might see it as a new fashion acessory and think to use them.


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Burbury leashes!


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I know! But think of the pluses rather than the minuses.


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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Aug 22 2005, 09:16 PM)
I assume this is a free for all and I can expand on this one?

Parents who don't control their kids when they're out and about.  They've managed to pop out three or four of the little buggars and they're walking through town without a clue to where their kids are going.  These will be the same parents who have not even attempted to instil any manners whatsoever on their kids.  *growl*

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AND another thing! Jonman and I went over to the park with a friend of ours to play a game. Just as we begin setting it up a chatty 10 year old plops down and asks what we're playing, proceeds to ask questions and interrupt throughout the explaination to our friend (who hadn't played before), made issue when he didn't understand something, asked what color he got to be, and then ate half our raspberries after asking if he could have ONE.

Now, I would like to be sympathetic to the kid, we certainly weren't mean to him. However, what the snot?? Who does this child belong to and why do they get to have a lovely childless afternoon in the park instead of me?!


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QUOTE ({Gothic Angel} @ Aug 22 2005, 09:42 PM)
And have you ever noticed how people always pay with far more money than is necessary? If it costs 2, they pay 10. If it costs 9, they pay 20. If it costs over 15, I rarely have enough change in my till to cover the amounts the give me tongue.gif[/color]
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I second that.

Also, am I the only one that works in a shop that seems to attract 50 notes. I used to think the 50 note was a myth, until I started getting them every single day.

Funny how the ink comes off on my fingers when I put it into the till...

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Teapot, you can't hate things! Much less rant about them! You are obviously a Maddox poser, because Maddox invented both hating and ranting.



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