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Witless
post Sep 7 2005, 08:34 AM
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Right, bet this topic gets red lots with this titles.

So.. ok rather logically minded lady (*swoons after logically minded ladies*)
came up with a simple equation for working out how sexually excitable you are.. otherwise known as, how frisky a person you are.
It sounds obvious when you see it, but when you apply it to people you'd be suprise how well it works.
Basically it goes,

How turned on you are by things subtracted by your inhibitions equals your friskyness.

Things that turn you on could be anything from just boobs, to a situations etc etc..
Inhibitions might be, guilt, fear of what the other person thinks of you.
If you have lots of things that turn you on, and few inhibitions you're likely to be a very very frisky man/lady. But if you have lots of inhibitions compared to your turn ons, you're probably either nervous of sex/disinterested. The latter might also have more difficulty reaching orgasms.. poor things.

Thing is.. you can create interesting combinations assuming you suspend your disbelief and believe in this system (and lets face it.. it's fun to believe in.. that's why I posted this in the daft section). Let's say someone has few turn ons, but no inhibitions, you'll get someone has a few specific special things that get them all bouncy pretty fast.

On this little model, I see myself with few turn ons, and maybe slightly more inhibitions, sadly this means I'm not that frisky. Oh well!

What about you guys?
(PS: I'm at work and bored.. need entertainment)


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post Sep 7 2005, 08:50 AM
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I rate this thread Premature Ejaculation out of ten.


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post Sep 7 2005, 09:50 AM
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Its too early to think about orgasms............give me an hour!


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post Sep 7 2005, 10:03 AM
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I think about odd things at odd times of day, with an odd frame of mind. I do however believe I make perfect sense (to myself)


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post Sep 7 2005, 11:02 AM
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I saw that program to it was a very interesting series. I found the finger measurement thing interesting as well.


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post Sep 7 2005, 11:26 AM
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Ah yes, I remember that. The thing about about your ring finger being longer if you were exposed to a lot of testorone in the womb. Women in that predicament tend to have higher sex drives. *will start spying at ring fingers of people from now on*


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post Sep 7 2005, 12:08 PM
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QUOTE (funky fairy @ Sep 7 2005, 01:50 AM)
Its too early to think about orgasms............give me an hour!
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It's never too early to think about orgasims. laugh.gif


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post Sep 8 2005, 07:21 PM
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I have many inhibitions, and only few things turn me on... Its mainly actual contact that does it. But saying that, I can be frisky when I want to be biggrin.gif


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post Sep 8 2005, 08:19 PM
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Thanks you lot, I've been thinking about orgasms all day......I'm tired and need a ciggy!!


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post Sep 8 2005, 08:39 PM
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Things that turn me on: Being alive and upwards.

(intelligence+(beauty*pose*charm)) + (urgency*feasability of situation) / fatigue = horniness

Hmm... I wonder if this could fit into the grand unified theory? *ponders*


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post Sep 8 2005, 09:43 PM
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You see, Calantyr, my equation is much simpler.

Penis + stimuli = orgasm.

There we go.


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post Sep 10 2005, 07:57 PM
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Alcohol is the orgasm lovers arch enemy. Damn the stuff to hell...


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post Sep 10 2005, 09:09 PM
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post Sep 11 2005, 09:57 AM
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Except alot less fun and entertaining.


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post Sep 11 2005, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE
Except alot less fun and entertaining.

Hehe I was thinking that...

*pictures whipping pool balls around the table*

My god.. I have invented a new game to unite us all!


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post Sep 14 2005, 07:27 PM
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Almost no inhibitions, very few turnons...
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post Sep 14 2005, 09:16 PM
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Witless, do I actually have to tally up turn ons vs inhibitions?


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post Sep 29 2005, 06:28 AM
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Oh, God. I'm so random, I can hardly identify what turns me on.

But one thing I dooooo know? Witty people. *snort* Isn't that stupid? Anyone who has a snappy, prefferable sarcastic response to anything usually gets my attention, which most likely means this post is going to get one for the irony of it. :P

Oh, and cocky b*stards. Gotta love them.


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post Sep 29 2005, 10:04 AM
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syuu: Lime-flavoured lube?


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post Sep 29 2005, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 29 2005, 10:04 PM)
syuu: Lime-flavoured lube?
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Oh, and that.


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post Sep 29 2005, 06:14 PM
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I bet you do love the cocky bastards, syuu.

There. I was witty. Now sleep with me!

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post Sep 30 2005, 09:15 PM
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*Places the official 'saw that coming' stamp on Mike's post* :P


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post Sep 30 2005, 09:21 PM
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You know, you're a mod. You can actually do that if you want.


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post Sep 30 2005, 09:44 PM
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Done and done.

I also like the intellectually savvy. And people who wear leather jackets in the summer so that they can whine about it being hot. tongue.gif Oh, and folks who listen to the Who. Rawr.


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post Oct 1 2005, 12:48 AM
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QUOTE (syuu @ Sep 30 2005, 10:44 PM)
Done and done.

I also like the intellectually savvy. And people who wear leather jackets in the summer so that they can whine about it being hot. tongue.gif Oh, and folks who listen to the Who. Rawr.
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