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post Sep 9 2005, 01:53 PM
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Heya ladies and gents of these parts of the electronic wilderness. I'm new here and thought it would be good manners to introduce myself so here goes; the Name is Jimmy, I'm a 20 year old Aussie. I was directed over here by a friend, Depressed Lonely Crazy Person in fact. Anyway all looks cool and looking forward to chatting to you people.
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post Sep 9 2005, 02:27 PM
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Hi....I know where you live.


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post Sep 9 2005, 02:50 PM
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QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Sep 10 2005, 12:27 AM)
Hi....I know where you live.
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That's lucky because I don't, but I know where you live...
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post Sep 9 2005, 02:59 PM
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But my windows lock and I have an attack dog, whereas you're totaly at my mercy


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post Sep 9 2005, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Sep 10 2005, 12:59 AM)
But my windows lock and I have an attack dog, whereas you're totaly at my mercy
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Right now I couldn't think of anything better tongue.gif
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post Sep 9 2005, 05:52 PM
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Greetings my little friendling. Don't eat anything that has writing on it. This is very important. Especially if the writing says: "DO NOT EAT THIS THING WITH WRITING ON IT SAYING DO NOT EAT THIS THING WITH WRITING ON IT!"

In other news, ad eundum quo nemo ante iit


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post Sep 10 2005, 08:18 AM
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welcome aboard, and always remember my current aggrevation:

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but they are not to state it as fact... grrrr!

Seriously, though, have fun...


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post Sep 10 2005, 09:57 AM
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Oooh! Get you and your newness! laugh.gif

I have relatives in New South Wales...not that that really matters, I'm sure it's probably so huge the equivilent for you would be to tell me you have relatives in France or some such, and if you do, no, I don't know them! tongue.gif


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post Sep 10 2005, 11:19 AM
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I've you thought of something else. Congratulations on being member number 2000!


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post Sep 10 2005, 12:08 PM
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Wow... lucky guy, member 2000.. I wanna be a special number.. sad.gif


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post Sep 10 2005, 09:54 PM
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Welcome to the insanity. Follow these rules and you'll have plenty of good times.
1) Be nice. Flaming and trolling aren't witty, just annoying.
2) Don't be an idiot.
3) Type in correct English with correct spelling, capitalization, and puctuation. Or Mata will give your spleen to the koala bears.
Have fun here, and become one with the craziness!


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post Sep 11 2005, 07:24 AM
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Yay people are responding to me! Member 2000 thanks you for the welcome.
Ok lets see if I've got it all don't eat stuff with writing especially when they state not to be, opinion doesn't equal fact, be nice and use correct English! Hmmm that last one might be a little hard, I never learnt correct English but I'll try.

Anything else I should know?
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post Sep 11 2005, 08:04 AM
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Avoid the evil space mutant of the deep.

Yarr, we call him Ol' Spaceymuteydeep.


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post Sep 11 2005, 11:12 AM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ Sep 10 2005, 09:54 PM)
Welcome to the insanity. Follow these rules and you'll have plenty of good times.
1) Be nice. Flaming and trolling aren't witty, just annoying.
2) Don't be an idiot.
3) Type in correct English with correct spelling, capitalization, and puctuation. Or Mata will give your spleen to the koala bears.
Have fun here, and become one with the craziness!
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Or you could, y'know, read the Official Rules . Mata likes that, it gives him a reason to get up in the mornings.


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post Sep 11 2005, 02:20 PM
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Koalas aren't bears!


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post Sep 11 2005, 02:30 PM
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QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Sep 12 2005, 12:20 AM)
Koalas aren't bears!
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Damn right they aren't! But don't try and pat a wild one they might take your arm, and then your eyes, then your brains... But don't worry it's the Drop Bears you really have to worry about...

*Jimmy hears the distant call of a lonely Drop Bear*
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post Sep 11 2005, 08:10 PM
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Koala bears is just the popular name, I know that they aren't bears. The official rules are useful, but my little list is good for the people who are too lazy to read the official rules. And it's fun to think of a different thing that Mata will do to lazy typers for every newbie that I give my list to. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 11 2005, 10:52 PM
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*hands Jimmy-von-Lucidious a kitten*

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Anything else I should know?

Don't eat yellow snow. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 06:34 AM
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QUOTE (Jimmy-von-Lucidious @ Sep 11 2005, 09:30 AM)
QUOTE (depressed lonely crazy person @ Sep 12 2005, 12:20 AM)
Koalas aren't bears!
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Damn right they aren't! But don't try and pat a wild one they might take your arm, and then your eyes, then your brains... But don't worry it's the Drop Bears you really have to worry about...

*Jimmy hears the distant call of a lonely Drop Bear*
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From what I've seen, koala bears aren't much of a threat... after eating their weight in eukalyptus leaves (Who named these bloody trees, anyway? They should be shot for crimes against the English language!), they're too stoned to give a d*mn, anyway... laugh.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 12:07 PM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Sep 12 2005, 08:52 AM)
*hands Jimmy-von-Lucidious a kitten*

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Anything else I should know?

Don't eat yellow snow. biggrin.gif
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Yay a kitten, errr it isn't going to eat me or anything will it? Perhaps it's smelling my brains... Just look at those eyes, so cute but I wonder what's behind them... unsure.gif
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post Sep 12 2005, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE (Quoth(The Raven) @ Sep 12 2005, 04:34 PM)
From what I've seen, koala bears aren't much of a threat...
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Koala's aren't aggressive unless you try to touch an untamed one, in which case it will go crazy at you and rip chunks out of you! Very true happened to a nosey foreigner I knew. He was warned... So yes beware the cute and cuddly!
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post Sep 13 2005, 01:56 AM
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In that case, welcome fellow aussie. And yes, iv also seen someone get attacked by a koala, not pretty. Oh, and keep an eye out for 'Speaker for the lost', he has a habit of taping the newbies up to the cieling.


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post Sep 13 2005, 05:33 PM
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Shh... you're not meant to tell anyone!

Now who's going to know which Jimi is which?

Agh!


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post Sep 15 2005, 08:43 AM
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Cool more Aussies! Yes I've observed this strange ritual of taping people to ceilings and thus far I've gotten away unmolestered.

Don't worry Jimi you can be Jimi and I'll be Jimmy and we could play all sorts of strange and bizarre tricks on people. We could do the whole doppelganger thing!
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