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post Sep 10 2005, 10:22 AM
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Ok, we're all (mostly) pretty deep people here, so it's pretty obvious the way to our hearts is through our brains. So what I'm asking you guys to do is very hard.

But turn your brains off. Primitive thinking only please. I want shallow responses. Basically what you physically like and mentally I want no more than one/two words. Examples being.

Tall.. muscly, blonde hair, with big brown eyes. Funny, and sweet.

To start I'll say what I like.

Tall, with hair that's big, not bothered about the style/short/long. Just big.
Slight belly (pot bellies welcome). Multiple colours in the hair is a fun.
Large eyes.. and quirks! Stuff like people sqeuaking when they sneeze makes me smile lots.
I am fond of absent minded people a lot biggrin.gif


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post Sep 10 2005, 10:44 AM
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post Sep 10 2005, 01:07 PM
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Dreadlocks. Brown hair. Brown/ green eyes. Long eyelashes. Male. Groovy dress sense.


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post Sep 10 2005, 01:22 PM
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physically, someone who looks after themselves but doesn't go over the top and be vain.

other than that

long hair - Mmmmm

similar tastes to me in music/film etc...

must like cats

must be happy to eat my cooking

and the most important thing, they must be kind.


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post Sep 10 2005, 01:31 PM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Sep 10 2005, 10:44 AM)
A pulse.
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Ditto

Although I like guys who are a bit alternative. People who don't care what people think of them but care about others.


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post Sep 10 2005, 08:30 PM
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Taller than me.


This makes up the majority of people on the planet.

I really, really, couldn't care less what they look like, assuming personal hygiene and stuff is good, though nice hands and nice eyes are a bonus, I guess. Blue eyes, for example tongue.gif


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post Sep 11 2005, 03:00 AM
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Longish hair
Green/blue eyes
Taller than me
Skinny-ish (just not obese, really)
Slight insanity
Similar interests


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:07 AM
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Just going mainly on the appearance :

Not overly tall, but not short either.
Long hair or no hair, but I have recently liked spiked hair because it's fun to touch.
Facial hair = yummy
Someone who looks like they're on crack, but doesn't actually use it.

Personality :

Someone who makes me laugh almost as much as I make myself laugh.


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:14 AM
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You want shallow? Fine.

Black hair
Blue eyes
Big tits
Bisexuality
Big Butt
Bit of a Belley
Open about sexuality
Shorter than me
Nice teeth
Good with music
Smart

(I also like Asian girls...)

There's my shallow answer. Of course, I don't require, but there you go.

I feel like a whore now. *scrubs furiously*


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:20 AM
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And for the fellas...

Funny
Skinny
Dark Hair
Blue Eyes
Kinda Bishounen-y
Smart
Cute smile


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:41 AM
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ick, I hate being shallow. But for the sake of the topic...

Taller than me (I'm fairly short, so this isn't that hard)
Bigish- I'd be afraid I'd squish little guys
semi-long hair (so I can run my fingers through it)
squishy or general cuddliness/pillowness
strength
pretty eyes (normally, the lighter the better)

making me laugh
someone I can hold a conversation with
preferably musical

*wanders off to do unshallow things for a while*


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post Sep 13 2005, 06:56 PM
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Ooooh. Fun.

Chicks:
Tig ol' bitties
Legs about a mile long
A cute, chubby midsection which I can bite
Well-formed shoulders (hard to explain) which I can bite
Nice lips
Nice ass
No body hair
Neck of nominal, bitable length
Bisexuality (mainly because I get along best with bi chicks)
Not being rail thin (ugh!)
Openmindedness
Tattoos/piercings
Overall bitability

However I should point out that even if I have just a few of these, I'm happy as a pig in poo.

Guys:
Thin
Cut
Girly
No body hair
Femme-ish
Bi
Openmindedness
Long hair
Tattoos
Bitable everything

I have a high-ass standard for guys. Just a few of these won't cut it.


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post Sep 13 2005, 07:06 PM
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I don't really mind the hair but generally, I prefer it floppy.
I like really striking eyes, but could go without.
I'm not big on the whole massive muscle thing but I don't relly want a bag of playdoh either.
Nice hands.
Similar music interests and open minded.

I don't think I'm too picky. Just on the hands thing.


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post Sep 13 2005, 07:34 PM
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Skinny and querky looking!


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post Sep 13 2005, 11:20 PM
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Light coloured eyes, dark hair, doesn't look like they're anorexic (I can't say I find boney girls attractive at all). Can't say I care about breasts, they're not extremely arousing to me, but at least something - going by the non-anorexia style thin there will likely be something there tongue.gif.

Currently I'd have to say I'm satisfied with what I have with the shallow and deep side of things.
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post Sep 13 2005, 11:55 PM
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To be overly specific, I love brown spiky hair, blue eyes...hopefully a European accent (especially British). He's gotta be a decent weight, no scrawny people. He also has to have nice hands and he has to be a good artist.


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post Sep 14 2005, 07:45 AM
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I like a girl that has olive skin
dark eye's
longer than shoulder length black hair thats a bit curly
nice full figure (models suck!!!)
nice lips
just a bit shorter than me
no body hair
bisexual

personality.
um... smart and cluey
inquisitive
independant
the list could go on. I can be as shallow as I want but generally thats not me.


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post Sep 14 2005, 02:22 PM
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Taller then me (preferably 5'8"and over)
Long dark hair.
Dark eyes, almond shaped.
Quite prone to a goatee.
Good teeth and a nice smile.
Broad shoulders.
Small waisted.
Good, taut arse.
Big hands.
Piercings (nipples in particular).
Tattoos.
Trimmed groinal area.

Please send your vital statistics to Po Box 101, Sheneedsaman, UK. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 14 2005, 02:27 PM
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Shorter hair than mine.
Same height or taller.
Likes to laugh.
Must tolerate cat.
Touchable skin texture.

blink.gif No bad body odour. laugh.gif


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post Sep 14 2005, 03:21 PM
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post Sep 14 2005, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE (Witless @ Sep 10 2005, 10:22 AM)
Ok, we're all (mostly) pretty deep people here, so it's pretty obvious the way to our hearts is through our brains. So what I'm asking you guys to do is very hard.

But turn your brains off. Primitive thinking only please. I want shallow responses. Basically what you physically like and mentally I want no more than one/two words. Examples being.

Tall.. muscly, blonde hair, with big brown eyes. Funny, and sweet.

To start I'll say what I like.

Tall, with hair that's big, not bothered about the style/short/long. Just big.
Slight belly (pot bellies welcome). Multiple colours in the hair is a fun.
Large eyes.. and quirks! Stuff like people sqeuaking when they sneeze makes me smile lots.
I am fond of absent minded people a lot biggrin.gif
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Wow, I don't have big hair... and I'm married... But I like you! wub.gif

even if it is only because I squeak when I sneeze (and hiccup!) and I'm pretty absent minded. huh.gif


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post Sep 14 2005, 04:28 PM
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Hmmmm

Nice @ss
unaugmented breasts (girls only, don't mind guys with a boob job)
more sweet than judgemental
aggressive


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post Sep 14 2005, 04:53 PM
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I find geekyness incredibly endearing. wub.gif

But that's not very shallow, I guess....cause you were talking about looks, not personality. Errr. I guess I'll have to agree with Cath...skinny and quirky looking. Oh, and I used to hate facial hair, but have recently discovered that it's quite fun to play with, so I like that as well.


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post Sep 14 2005, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Sep 13 2005, 06:56 PM)
Chicks:
A cute, chubby midsection which I can bite
Well-formed shoulders (hard to explain) which I can bite
Neck of nominal, bitable length
Overall bitability

Guys:
Bitable everything
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....don't they feed you at home or something? huh.gif


Aaaanyway, green eyes, red hair, cute smile, nice body (not skinny, need something to cuddle).

I wouldn't say being bothered what someone looks like is particularly shallow. If it was the only thing you were bothered about then yeah, but there has to be a physical attraction of some sort.


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post Sep 14 2005, 05:06 PM
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Red hair (more like orange, that really, really, bright red hair)
blue or green eyes
fair skin, that's even in coloration
an ass that is not too flabby, yet not too tight
long legs
thin to a little above average, but not obese
breasts, of any size or shape
a cute smile
a small, preferably cute nose
little if any visible body hair

That's about it, I think


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