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post Sep 12 2005, 02:46 PM
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Job Predictor it's as easy as enter your name and it tells you what you should do with your life.

As LoLo I should be a tree surgeon and as my real name I should be a tree surgeon. /me goes to get a chain scalpul.


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Matthew
post Sep 12 2005, 02:54 PM
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According to the job predictor I should be... wait for it...

THE PRIME MINISTER!

* Falls on his arse laughing like a loon *

I'm not making it up! Honest!

Right! The campaign starts here...
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post Sep 12 2005, 03:01 PM
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[enter my real name here], Your ideal job is a Gigolo.

YAY!


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:08 PM
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I should be a freeway light inspector. Apparently.


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:14 PM
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On my real name I should be an Office Gopher. ohmy.gif

But Snugglebum's going to be a stripper. laugh.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 03:51 PM
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Your ideal job is a who are you kidding, you work?

Yes. Yes I do. But that wasn't the reason I used the job predictor now, was it?


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post Sep 12 2005, 04:39 PM
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My real name should be a Brain Surgeon and CheeseMoose should be a Mad Scientist. I think I can combine the two


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post Sep 12 2005, 06:05 PM
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For my real name, my predicted job is: "Evil Boss". Which is fairly generic.

As Hobbes, I apparently should join SnuggleBum as a stripper. Although I find it hard to believe anybody would pay money to see my naked body cavorting around in front of them.
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post Sep 12 2005, 06:09 PM
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Although I find it hard to believe anybody would pay money to see my naked body cavorting around in front of them.


I've decided that Snuggs is far more sexually appealing then Michelle. I bet she doesn't snore either...


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post Sep 12 2005, 06:44 PM
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For my real name I'm a Circus Freak which is pretty much where I'm headed!

For Fallen Element I'm a pole dancer. . . Which is also pretty much where I'm headed!

Who said I'd amount to nothing?

I like this! biggrin.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 06:53 PM
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Your ideal job is a princess.

Kneel before me. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 06:58 PM
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With my real name I should play for a soccer team and with this name I should be a freeway light inspector. However, without my middle name I should be an astrologer and with my more commonly used online name, I should be and air stewardess. I suck.


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post Sep 12 2005, 07:26 PM
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real name = alien investigator
bryden42 is a shoplifter

I rule biggrin.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 07:38 PM
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As moop I'm and airsteward(ess).

As my real name I'm a president. p_o

*nods confidently*

Clearly the latter speaks the truth...now come my minions, follow me to world domination!


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post Sep 12 2005, 07:46 PM
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As my real name, I am God for everyone happy.gif

*wins the thread*


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post Sep 12 2005, 07:48 PM
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Well I used 4 versions of my name and got Proffessional Shopper, Dentist, Reality TV show star and Monkey impressionist........ hmmmmmm...


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post Sep 12 2005, 08:09 PM
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Using my full name I got Porn Star

*pwns you all*


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post Sep 12 2005, 08:12 PM
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Ohhhh - I can be a top gun pilot if I use my middle name!


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post Sep 12 2005, 09:16 PM
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real name - Your ideal job is a Teacher to help Pensioners to Drive.
chronotub - Your ideal job is a Mermaid.


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post Sep 12 2005, 10:14 PM
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Between the various names I go by, I should be a street sweeper, a soap actor, a cowboy and a president. Not the president, just a president. I think I prefer the idea of being a cowboy to being the leader of a capitalist nation, to be honest. France is the only country that I can think of with a president that I wouldn't suddenly tihnk of myself as evil in. In that case I'd be french, so it'd only be worse though wink.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 10:53 PM
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QUOTE (gothictheysay @ Sep 12 2005, 07:53 PM)
Your ideal job is a princess.

Kneel before me. biggrin.gif
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OMG *kneels instantly*


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post Sep 12 2005, 11:22 PM
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funked)out_frog, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.
froggy, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.
real name, Your ideal job is a princess.

Hmm... I could be down with that. *thinks of what she can wear that matches with each profession*


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post Sep 12 2005, 11:44 PM
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real name - financial advisor.
this name - computer nerd.

But, but, I also wanted princess! laugh.gif


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post Sep 13 2005, 12:03 AM
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Under my real name I should be a Professional Hippy,
under Voices In My Head my Ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian and under my nickname (to family members, mostly) I should be a Church Minister.

I could start my own No-shoes Church That saves baby animals on the weekends and give comical sermons. My mother will me so proud of me!


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post Sep 13 2005, 01:19 AM
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Oh really?
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user name= Astrologer
other uresname= Teasmaid
real name= Litter warden
full name= Prostitute
without middle name= Muppet impersonater (i actually DO do impersonations)
work nickname= also a Muppet impersonater

wow, this is sooo wierd


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