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post Sep 19 2005, 10:25 PM
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rules: we all take turns with our character, Sprage, who is on a journey. we'll figure that journey out as we go. we meet new people as we go, 4 people in a party at once.


ill go first.

*wakes up* ugh!


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post Sep 19 2005, 10:40 PM
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Sprage exclaims sleepily, "Why are my boxers soaking wet? And why am I chained to this bed?"


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post Sep 19 2005, 11:27 PM
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Releasing himself from his bondage gear using his Escape Artist +4 skill, Sparge shuffled to the bathroom, dropping his semen soaked boxers to the floor, to take a post coital whizz ...


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post Sep 20 2005, 02:14 AM
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In the mirror he saw that he no longer was a boy, but a young man.


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post Sep 20 2005, 06:22 PM
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*Annoying music* Age +12! You are now level 26! You are still 29 levels away from a pension.


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post Sep 20 2005, 06:31 PM
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Sprage grumbled menacingly at the mirror then set about finding his Chaps of Sezziness +5.


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post Sep 20 2005, 07:55 PM
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Sparge finds breakfast! Twenty HP! Ten MP!

*And for the record, saying RPG game is like saying ATM machine or PIN number.


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post Sep 20 2005, 09:21 PM
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sprage is confronted by a wizard! -2 mp


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post Sep 20 2005, 09:32 PM
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Sprage flees north.

He is in danger of being eaten by a grue.


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post Sep 20 2005, 09:46 PM
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sprage thinks back at what the wizard has said...


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post Sep 21 2005, 12:43 AM
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"Teabagging has nothing to do with hot water." +5 Wisdom!


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post Sep 21 2005, 01:16 AM
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why am i so sexual today sprage thinks. oh well,
*makes fire but fails* +7 expeirence


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post Sep 21 2005, 01:29 AM
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Sparge pops the big one! +10 charisma +10 defense!


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post Sep 21 2005, 04:51 AM
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Sprage encounters a wild... Door...

Sprage can't open the door. Characters require 30 Strength for the ability to open level 5 doors.


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post Sep 21 2005, 08:59 AM
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Sprage tires of difficult door and waits a turn as he takes a break to look at females passing by.
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post Sep 21 2005, 09:40 PM
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sprage is again confronted by a wizard this time being told that he has been chosen by the people of higher people group thingy.


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post Sep 22 2005, 12:19 AM
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First, Sprage must complete a daring quest, which many great adventurers had failed. Does Sprage Accept?
No.
However, the Wizard says "Thank you!" and teleports him to a dark and spooky Dragon's cave anyways.
Sprage hates wizards.


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post Sep 22 2005, 12:59 AM
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Sparge leaves, goes to the gas station, buys beef jerky for ten gold (+10 HP!) Mountain Dew for fifteen gold (+20 HP!) and a Playboy for twenty gold. Sparge goes home to let the good times roll. Screw wizards.


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post Sep 22 2005, 01:59 AM
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Sprage goews to grab a cold one from the kitchen. But, oh no! Sprage needs the blue key to open his fridge, hidden in the cave by the Wizards.

Sprage opens his Chest, and finds a .302 Winchester Magnum!
Sprage searches under his bed, and finds a Scope!

Sprage equips the .302 (+500 Ranged weaponry)!
Sprage equips the Scope (+50 Accuracy)!

Sprage walks outside.
Sprage enters the Del Sol Convertible.
Sprage sets off on his journey to the Wizard's Guild (ETA: 30-45 minutes, depending on Higway traffic).

Crazy Hobo hitches a ride on the Del Sol Convertible.


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post Sep 22 2005, 11:32 AM
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The Crazy Hobo asked Sprage for some spare change.

SIDEQUEST ACTIVATED!


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post Sep 22 2005, 03:28 PM
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Sprage gives hobo spare change.

Congratulations, you have completed the sidequest with 100% accuracy! -16 gil.


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post Sep 22 2005, 09:03 PM
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sprage encounters a boss, the Gorilla King!
*LIMIT BREAK!*


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post Sep 23 2005, 11:34 AM
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Feces ensue.


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post Sep 23 2005, 07:30 PM
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-10 Hygeine!


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post Sep 23 2005, 09:01 PM
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sword buster slash! gorilla kind deafeted, new ability gained. feces throw! +1700 gill
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new character in party, katya smith


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