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> Care to test your resident barista?, That's right, I work at Starbucks.
Pikasyuu
post Sep 29 2005, 05:29 AM
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Like the title says, I do, in fact, work at Starbucks as a barista. I know, I'm so corp. Anyhow, I've only been working there for about a month, so I seriously need some training seeing as I haven't been working bar in, oh, three weeks?

So, if you go to Starbucks, or if you just know drinks there, write one down along with the size and whether it's iced or hot, and I'll tell you exactly how to make it. It'd really help with my training, but otherwise, just for fun. :P


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post Sep 29 2005, 05:57 AM
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go on then!

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post Sep 29 2005, 06:12 AM
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A macchiato with cinnamon syrup? Wowww. I'm going to assume it's a venti hot here.

Soooo. Six pumps of cinnamon syrup, steamed milk a little over halfway to the top, either whole or nonfat, two shots of espresso, foam over that, and since you're not doing caramel, no caramel crosshatch ontop.

For the iced espresso? It depends on what size you're getting, so I'm going to go with double tall and say three (or four, I forget) shots of espresso over ice. :)


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post Sep 29 2005, 08:46 AM
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oooh...Barista, not barrister....

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post Sep 29 2005, 10:00 AM
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Now I wish I actually drank interesting coffees at Starbucks. I just normally have their regular one. Or a mocha frappacino - light, because it tastes better.


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post Sep 29 2005, 11:11 AM
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post Sep 29 2005, 11:44 AM
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Can you make tea?

I'd like one of them please.


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post Sep 29 2005, 12:04 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 29 2005, 12:44 PM)
Can you make tea?

I'd like one of them please.
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Watch out, she's American. She'll give you a teabag and a glass of hot water and expect you to make from them something resembling tea. unsure.gif


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post Sep 29 2005, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 29 2005, 01:04 PM)
Watch out, she's American. She'll give you a teabag and a glass of hot water and expect you to make from them something resembling tea.  unsure.gif
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Pfft, its just not cricket.


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post Sep 29 2005, 12:28 PM
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It isn't! And it's not football either.


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post Sep 29 2005, 12:40 PM
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I know! Whats up with the service in this place?


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post Sep 29 2005, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE (CommieBastard @ Sep 30 2005, 12:04 AM)
QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Sep 29 2005, 12:44 PM)
Can you make tea?

I'd like one of them please.
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Watch out, she's American. She'll give you a teabag and a glass of hot water and expect you to make from them something resembling tea. unsure.gif
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but..that's what we're told to do.. T_T I don't make the rules!


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post Sep 29 2005, 03:38 PM
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Okay then, what does CM stand for Syuu? tongue.gif


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post Sep 29 2005, 03:50 PM
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A caramel macchiato, most often ordered cold. An iced venti caramel macchiato comes with six pumps of vanilla, caramel in the bottom, chilled milk up to the first line, three shots, ice, and a caramel crosshatch. smile.gif

*..was drilled for messing it up. keff.*


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post Sep 29 2005, 07:42 PM
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Ooh! Make me a medium double chocolate chip frappucino please. biggrin.gif The other thing I drink is (medium) hot chocolate, but that seems rather boring/easy.


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post Sep 29 2005, 07:49 PM
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Dear Barista,

I have never in my life been to a Starbucks. I think I passed one in Bristol once? I don't like coffee much.

What would you serve to a Starbucks virgin?

Regards

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post Sep 29 2005, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 29 2005, 07:49 PM)
Dear Barista,

I have never in my life been to a Starbucks.  I think I passed one in Bristol once?  I don't like coffee much.

What would you serve to a Starbucks virgin?

Regards

Wide eyed and after caffine.

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You've never had Starbucks? Oh. My. God. You've never ever had Starbucks?

Wookiee has turned me into a complete Starbucks junkie. I want to try whatever's new on the board... I was never a huge fan of coffee until I was taken to Starbucks.

I'm totally taking you next week.


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post Sep 29 2005, 08:10 PM
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You've never had Starbucks? Oh. My. God. You've never ever had Starbucks?


Wookiee's turned you into a corporate whore.

Anyway, I had a disfunctional childhood - my parents never loved me enough. tongue.gif


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post Sep 29 2005, 08:56 PM
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Ragh!

When I used to go shopping with a mate of mine we would crash in Starbucks. We'd order a tea, for me, a conary-inducing expresso thing for her, and then sample all the different types of biccie and cake by dunking them in our drinks. We'd be in there for hours just trying all the goodies and talking bollox. Ahhhh, good times. biggrin.gif
Of course I did feel dirty about supporting the Evil Facsist Corporate Whores ™, but they were tasty whores.


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but they were tasty whores.


I'm not sure I ever want to hear you utter those words again... blink.gif


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post Sep 29 2005, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Sep 29 2005, 10:10 PM)
I'm not sure I ever want to hear you utter those words again...  blink.gif
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Don't worry, I need a day of solid showering after going in one of those places now. You could catch ANYTHING off of them.


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post Sep 29 2005, 10:31 PM
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double chocolate chip fraps is eaaaaasy. Just fill up to the grande line with frap mix, add a grande scoop of ice, and four scoops of chocolate chips. Taa daa. Oh, and blend it, obviously..

And for the virgin, a frappuccino of some kind.

You think it's bad GOING there? I work for them! I'm so non-conformist it hurts! But mm, coffee and money...


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post Sep 30 2005, 12:08 AM
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That's what the Grist Mill Cafè in beautifu Andover New Jersey is for! It's a great independent coffe hous with live music, hippy and conformist food, and an Open Mic Night every Friday. It's also conveniently located right next to a charming pizza parlor! The food and coffee is cheap and tasty, and if you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods, USA, I'll take you!

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post Sep 30 2005, 12:51 AM
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Sounds great! Now I'll just have to stop living in Las Vegas so I can work there!


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how about a hot thai tea lattee?


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