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post Oct 1 2005, 01:07 PM
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look the other day i tried walking down the stairs with my eyes closed and i succeeded so i thought hey why not run down the stairs with my eyes closed well i did..BIG MISTAKE! tripped over two kittens toppled down the stairs and hit the wall.. i just sat there dumbfoundedly and looked at the wall a minute then i started laughing at me and my stupidity so NEVER EVER EVER ATTEMPT WHAT I JUST DID cause it hurts....
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post Oct 1 2005, 02:14 PM
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After reading this thread, I now feel enriched.


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post Oct 1 2005, 02:15 PM
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Next they'll be telling us things like "Don't run with scissors" rolleyes.gif


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post Oct 1 2005, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Oct 1 2005, 03:15 PM)
Next they'll be telling us things like "Don't run with scissors" rolleyes.gif
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Do not take the mickey, voices_in_my_head. This is very useful advice. I suggest you apologise to heavenlychild_87 post haste.


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post Oct 1 2005, 02:40 PM
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you know what's really scary? they tried underlineing the entire post and out it in italics, that's just silly!


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post Oct 1 2005, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 08:14 AM)
After reading this thread, I now feel enriched.
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how do you feel enriched darlin?
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post Oct 1 2005, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Oct 1 2005, 08:15 AM)
Next they'll be telling us things like "Don't run with scissors" rolleyes.gif
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hahaha......sorry i tend to get hyper when i have gotten no sleep for a whole day
and i hadnt (at the time eaten anything for almost 20 hrs so i was a bit out of it).
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post Oct 1 2005, 06:34 PM
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QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 07:05 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 08:14 AM)
After reading this thread, I now feel enriched.
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how do you feel enriched darlin?
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The information you imparted was just so ... helpful, I could not help but feel enriched.


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post Oct 1 2005, 06:44 PM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 06:34 PM)
QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 07:05 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 08:14 AM)
After reading this thread, I now feel enriched.
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how do you feel enriched darlin?
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The information you imparted was just so ... helpful, I could not help but feel enriched.
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I think we should encourage more people to run down the stairs and cause themselves serious injury. That's how I've been enriched.


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post Oct 1 2005, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 02:07 PM)
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look the other day i tried walking down the stairs with my eyes closed and i succeeded so i thought hey why not run down the stairs with my eyes closed well i did..BIG MISTAKE! tripped over two kittens toppled down the stairs and hit the wall.. i just sat there dumbfoundedly and looked at the wall a minute then i started laughing at me and my stupidity so NEVER EVER EVER ATTEMPT WHAT I JUST DID cause it hurts....
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Other activities you may want to experiment with and report back upon.
  • Shark wrestling.
  • Bareback anal sex in Uganda.
  • Gargling with razor blades.
  • Consume vast quantities of bad bad meat.
  • Get pregnant and attempt to perform a DIY abortion with a coat hanger and a bar of soap.

Have fun! Good luck!


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post Oct 1 2005, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 12:34 PM)
QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 07:05 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 08:14 AM)
After reading this thread, I now feel enriched.
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how do you feel enriched darlin?
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The information you imparted was just so ... helpful, I could not help but feel enriched.
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hahaha!! well i felt it dutiful to tell everyone so that they dont attempt the same dumb idiotic thing of which i so stupidly attempted but whats funny is that i didnt cuss at all i just sat there is shock then laughed and people came by wondering if i was on crack and i looked at them and then laughed at them
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post Oct 1 2005, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE (Wookiee @ Oct 1 2005, 01:01 PM)
QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 02:07 PM)
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look the other day i tried walking down the stairs with my eyes closed and i succeeded so i thought hey why not run down the stairs with my eyes closed well i did..BIG MISTAKE! tripped over two kittens toppled down the stairs and hit the wall.. i just sat there dumbfoundedly and looked at the wall a minute then i started laughing at me and my stupidity so NEVER EVER EVER ATTEMPT WHAT I JUST DID cause it hurts....
*


Other activities you may want to experiment with and report back upon.
  • Shark wrestling.
  • Bareback anal sex in Uganda.
  • Gargling with razor blades.
  • Consume vast quantities of bad bad meat.
  • Get pregnant and attempt to perform a DIY abortion with a coat hanger and a bar of soap.

Have fun! Good luck!
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OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! HOW FUNNY!! unfortunately im too chicken and i dont plan on getting pregnant by anyone til im 25 so that rules out that daring activity. you people have the greatest personalities and humor i have ever seen. i love it!
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post Oct 1 2005, 07:21 PM
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*blink*

I have a better tip - decrease the sugar intake...


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post Oct 1 2005, 07:24 PM
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And increase the opium intake. Enormously.
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post Oct 1 2005, 07:40 PM
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I would opt for cyanide personally; it has such a delicate almond smell.


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post Oct 1 2005, 07:47 PM
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As you have said before LB, Chloroform is your friend...


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post Oct 1 2005, 08:01 PM
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This topic's on its way to being closed, too. Either respond with something about the topic (hard as it might be), or lay off of her. C'mon, kids, we're all adults here.

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Either respond with something about the topic (hard as it might be), or lay off of her.


I was serious - she's really, really perky and excitable. It's kinda cute but I really would take sugar out of the diet for a bit. *noddles*


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post Oct 1 2005, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Oct 1 2005, 02:05 PM)
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Either respond with something about the topic (hard as it might be), or lay off of her.


I was serious - she's really, really perky and excitable. It's kinda cute but I really would take sugar out of the diet for a bit. *noddles*
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dude if i dont like have sugar then i will die i have to have sugar im addicted to it just like im addicted to softdrinks *no teketh away mi sugar* lol
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post Oct 1 2005, 08:11 PM
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*gently prises heavenlychild_87 from the sugar and gives her a nice piece of fruit*


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post Oct 1 2005, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE (Snugglebum the Destroyer @ Oct 1 2005, 02:11 PM)
*gently prises heavenlychild_87 from the sugar and gives her a nice piece of fruit*
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no no no!! mi sugar!! mi sugar!! *throws the fruit at the head of a llama*
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post Oct 1 2005, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE (Forever Unknown @ Oct 1 2005, 12:44 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 06:34 PM)
QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 07:05 PM)
QUOTE (little_bear @ Oct 1 2005, 08:14 AM)
After reading this thread, I now feel enriched.
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how do you feel enriched darlin?
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The information you imparted was just so ... helpful, I could not help but feel enriched.
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I think we should encourage more people to run down the stairs and cause themselves serious injury. That's how I've been enriched.
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omg!! that is so mean and bad and wrong and i think you need a 45 minute timeout *laughing my arse off*
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post Oct 1 2005, 08:42 PM
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QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 01:06 PM)
hahaha......sorry i tend to get hyper when i have gotten no sleep for a whole day
and i hadnt (at the time eaten anything for almost 20 hrs so i was a bit out of it).
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Isn't that the reverse of what's supposed to happen when you don't sleep for awhile? blink.gif

Now that I think about it... I did something similer once... I was about five, though. Anyway, We used to own this big house in Georgia with a really steep and narrow staircase. I was trying to copy my older sister and skip every other step while going upstairs...and ended up falling backwards until I was half way back down and managed to grab the railing.
Moral: If your going to do something stupid, make sure someone else is around to take the blame. (My sister couldn't have desert that night)


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post Oct 1 2005, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE (Wookiee @ Oct 1 2005, 01:24 PM)
And increase the opium intake. Enormously.
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*gasps* opium me?? *gasps* throws a swan at your face*
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post Oct 1 2005, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ Oct 1 2005, 02:42 PM)
QUOTE (heavenlychild_87 @ Oct 1 2005, 01:06 PM)
hahaha......sorry i tend to get hyper when i have gotten no sleep for a whole day
and i hadnt (at the time eaten anything for almost 20 hrs so i was a bit out of it).
*

Isn't that the reverse of what's supposed to happen when you don't sleep for awhile? blink.gif

Now that I think about it... I did something similer once... I was about five, though. Anyway, We used to own this big house in Georgia with a really steep and narrow staircase. I was trying to copy my older sister and skip every other step while going upstairs...and ended up falling backwards until I was half way back down and managed to grab the railing.
Moral: If your going to do something stupid, make sure someone else is around to take the blame. (My sister couldn't have desert that night)
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! your poor sister! weiners always getting their siblings in trouble we kids are such goobs! lmao
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