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Phyllis
post Oct 2 2005, 02:14 AM
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In IRC today, we were discussing the fact that the forum needs a bit of humor...and maybe even some friendly competition. syuu came up with the idea of Matazone Survivor, and asked me to host it, since she wants to play wink.gif

If you want to play, go ahead and apply. Creative applications are encouraged, as I will be choosing only 12 people from all the applications. So, make me want to choose you!

Rules will be announced after I have chosen the contestants. You have 72 hours starting from the time I post this to apply (so about 7PM Pacific time on Tuesday is the deadline). I will also be choosing some who do not make it to be contestants to be production crew (to help me think up challenges biggrin.gif )

Applications should include at least the following information (but you can include more if you like, feel free to try impressing me):

Name:
Age:
From:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Favorite sea dwelling creature:


Aaand...go!


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Pikasyuu
post Oct 2 2005, 02:37 AM
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:P

(it'd suck less if i still had PSP. darn!)


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gothictheysay
post Oct 2 2005, 02:49 AM
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From: Some godforsaken city in Dorothy's state, Connecticut, yuppy paradise, and the middle of nowhere. In chronological order.
Likes: Radiohead, sarcasm, making people on public transport stare
Dislikes: egomaniacs, fish.
Favorite sea dwelling creature: Born-again scuba diver looking for salvation in the depths of the Mariana Trench.


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post Oct 2 2005, 02:49 AM
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Mine is nowhere near as fancy as syuu's but I'll give it a bash anyway!


Name: Fal

Age: 18

Location: Dundee, UK

Likes: Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, brown paper packages tied up with string and snazzy show tunes apparantly!

Dislikes: Biting dogs, stinging bees, feeling sad and mean people.

Favourite Sea Dwelling Creature: Seahorsees!

[ass kissing time]
I also love people who have names beginning with "c" and people who think up creative threads on forums really fascinate me! Oh yes, those people are just wonderful! *gush* *gush* *gush*
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LoLo
post Oct 2 2005, 03:02 AM
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Name: LoLo
Age: 26
From: My parents loins.
Likes: Eating cheesecake, learning stuff, making people laugh, and many other insane and silly things.
Dislikes: Stupid people including people who don't realize that cars cause air pollution, steal pencils, and drink gallons of milk all at once.
Favorite sea dwelling creature: The seahorse because the male carrys the offspring. Now there's a creature that has womens lib down.

You should totally pick me because I am like cool and funny and will hide in a tree so people don't realize that I'm actually there and can vote me off. They'll forget I exist and I'll win by default.

That and of course I'm willing to do any type of sexual act to whomever is going to picking the people for the show, or at least get someone to do that to the person if that person doesn't wish to have me do anything to them. I do have my own set of whips, and itzakadoozies. Who's ready for some rich fudge and intense cherry?


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PsychWardMike
post Oct 2 2005, 04:47 AM
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Name: Mike

Age: 18 in two days

From: Viewtiful World.

Likes: Stuff, monkeys, pie, Capcom, coffee, boobs, cartoons, Mata, poker, good anime

Dislikes: Brussell sprouts, clunky cameras, low frame rates, poor controls, Disney's new movies, anything that comes straight to DVD, diet soda, bad anime, angst, emo, labels, people

Favorite sea dwelling creature: Sea monkeys. Those banana eating, sea dwelling, poo flinging bastards. *chuckles*


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PsychWardMike
post Oct 2 2005, 04:50 AM
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I should be picked because I play by my own rules, and some people don't like that, but that's okay. And I'm not afraid to get down with myself. *works it, works it* Yeah... look at my fanny. Look at my fanny.

And I can cook and lift heavy things. And, like Lolo, I will do muchly sex things.


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CommieBastard
post Oct 2 2005, 09:34 AM
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name: Sean.

age: Eighteen, which means I can legally drink here, w00t w00t.

From: The grim and filthy metropolis known as London. Currently residing in green and leafy Sheffield, the jewel of Yorkshire.

Likes: Swords, pretty girls, pretty boys, comic books, East Asian food, death rays, tea.

Dislikes: Badly-made tea, poor English, responsibility.

Favourite sea-dwelling creature: Giant squid.

You should pick me because I would bring a much-needed air of class and refinement to this endeavour.


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post Oct 2 2005, 09:56 AM
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Name: little_bear
Age: Eighteen
From: The glint in the milkman's eye.
Likes: Long walks by the sea, a good book, a good pipe and by jove, a good woman.
Dislikes: 'Teen-Comes-Good' movies and being sodomised against my will.
Favorite sea dwelling creature: Has to be an orca.
Why you should pick me: Cause I'm f__kin' ace, innit.

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Matthew
post Oct 2 2005, 11:48 AM
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NAME: Matthew

AGE: Old enough to know better...

FROM: That itch in my dad's pants.

LIKES: Adventure, dueling along clifftops, swinging from chandelier's, buckling my swash... Er, looking dashing?
But, if the mood takes me...
Laughing maniacally and tying people to rail road tracks!

DISLIKES: Weak tea, men who wear gold watches, my baser urges and bullies!

FAVOURITE SEA DWELLING CREATURE: One of those pale, blind albino thingies with the big old teeth... Crunch!

And I've been watching Lost, so I know what to do when stranded, oh yes I do!
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post Oct 2 2005, 01:19 PM
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QUOTE (Matthew @ Oct 2 2005, 11:48 AM)
And I've been watching Lost, so I know what to do when stranded, oh yes I do!
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See dead people and get into knife fights?


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post Oct 2 2005, 02:26 PM
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Name: moopSte
Age: 21...huzzah! I can drink on both sides of the atlantic!
From: The middle of nowhere on the small island known as Britain.
Likes: Coffee, geekery, the noble mongoose, cheese, Candice and ear copulation.
Dislikes: Bananas, mushrooms, idiots and chavs.
Favourite sea dwelling creature: The platypus of course.
You should pick me because I'm the only one who can actually follow through with sexual favours offered. tongue.gif Also because if you don't I'll be forced to assume you don't love me anymore. >_>


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post Oct 2 2005, 02:54 PM
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Name: I'm me, you're you, he's him.
Age: Ageless
From: A cardboard box under my bed.
Likes: Jaffa cakes, snuggles, drinking, reading.
Dislikes: I have a whole list.
Favorite sea dwelling creature: A Manatee. They're so cool.

Reason to have me: It'll be interesting. Add a touch of Viking Pirateness to the game.


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post Oct 2 2005, 03:26 PM
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Name: CheeseMoose

Age: uncertain

From: Stafford UK

Likes: Reading, listening to music, gigs, cheese and my friends. And mata's animations and forums, obviously

Dislikes: Adverts, chavs and stuff I don't like

Favorite sea creature: Ugly Fish, cos they don't get no lovin from anybody else

Why you should pick me: because I'll add some cheese to the game


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post Oct 2 2005, 03:47 PM
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Wait, I should add to mine that I also like hagfish, because you can make scones with the slime they exude.


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Daria
post Oct 2 2005, 03:53 PM
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Wait for the uprising
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Name- Daria
Age- 17
From- Suffolk
Likes- Properly cooked sprouts, octopus, sewing and making hats, my cat Oscar, going to gigs, making food, the beach, watching (good) films, sarcasm and generaly witty things
Dislikes- People thinking that platypus live in the sea, people who use their cars too often, the government, public transport, mobile phones and the soggy crumbs which come off bread when you get it out of the freezer to defrost
Favourite sea creature- Octopus!
Why you should pick me? Because of my fabulous qualities, and my animorphic powers...


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JimiJimi
post Oct 2 2005, 03:58 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back.
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Name: Jimi
Age: Old
From: Land
Likes: Some things.
Dislikes: All the other things.
Favourite water dwelling creature: Mick Jagger Fish.

Why to pick Jimi: Jimi does not want to be picked for he says he's 'too old for all that shenanigans' and that everyone should ignore this post entirely.


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post Oct 2 2005, 04:13 PM
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Name: unknown
Age: A bit shy of ye olde majority.
From: Carcinogen alley, land of the packing peanut and three-armed babies.
Likes: Muffins. In the past 24 hours my food intake has consisted of 2 chocolate chip muffins , 2 oatmeal, a pumpkin, and half a blueberry. And tea.
Dislikes: Dunkin Donuts, wet socks and people who walk very slowly in front of me.
Favorite sea dwelling creature: Albatross!

You should pick me because at this rate I will be turning into a muffin by the 72 hour deadline, and can be used as an emergency food supply.


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post Oct 2 2005, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Oct 2 2005, 08:58 AM)
Why to pick Jimi: Jimi does not want to be picked for he says he's 'too old for all that shenanigans' and that everyone should ignore this post entirely.
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Then why did you bother? Silly Jimi...

...I'm tempted to pick you out of spite now. tongue.gif

Also, just so you all know: offers of sexual favors will get you nowhere (unless you show up to make good on those offers coughcoughmoopcougcough), and picking apart other entries will only result in me ridiculing you. This isn't a presidential election, people. We have at least SOME class tongue.gif

(do you like how I basically asked someone for sex on here, then talked about class? I can do that, I'm the host!)


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oscarhilton
post Oct 2 2005, 04:28 PM
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Don't do that.
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Age: 14
From: Mars
Likes: video games and programming useless crap. Matazone and the boosh.
Hates: 1337 and clowns (except some)
Favourite sea creature: Plankton
Why?: God knows.


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Cath Sparrow
post Oct 2 2005, 04:31 PM
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Name: hmmmm....... Car? Can? Cat....h Yeh! Cath!
Age: Feh!!!
From: the back of beyond
Likes: Things with extra shiney things on top and stuff.
Dislikes: Lots and Lots and not having a job!
Favourite sea creature: Those really freaky look one from the really deep parts of the sea and plankton.

Why you should pick me: I'm really not sure you should.....


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post Oct 2 2005, 07:27 PM
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apppy polly loggies for the huge size, and potential illegibility.

Pick me please!


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post Oct 2 2005, 07:35 PM
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Name:Chelsey. Or, you can call me by my nickname my family gave me and call me lulu.
Age:13. Unless your going by mental age, and then I'd be about 7.
From:The land of cowboy/hicks (AKA Texas)
Likes:Cute things. and Shiney things.
Dislikes:Going to school and doing chores. (basicly anything I'm supposed to do)
Favourite sea creature: Can you count penguins? If not, then...um... Jelly Fish. Yeah.

Pick me because: Doesn't every reality TV show have the sort of hick-ish person? What kind of Survivor would this be without one? Okay, so I guess I'm not really very hick-ish but if you want, I can tell everyone random facts about Livestock and yell YEEHAW at the top of my lungs every once in awhile. biggrin.gif


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post Oct 2 2005, 07:52 PM
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Name: Emma
Age: 13.
From: London.
Likes: Music.
Dislikes: Dark.
Favourite sea creature: Sea monkeys.
Pick me because: I am the best.


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post Oct 2 2005, 08:19 PM
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Name: David Antony Charles Richards Davis

Age: 22

From: Universe, Milky Way, Sol system, 3rd planet from the sun (Earth), UK, Greater London, Croydon, My House, My Chair, My Brain.

Likes: Really sophisticated gadgets, high level science debates, political debates, pondering.... and really cool cartoons (especially one with girls that have guns(girls holding guns look so much more awesome than guys with guns..))

Dislikes: That guy that was staring at me on the train today... and pikachu

Favourite sea creature: Penguins! "Oooo... lookit me, I'm so graceful.. until I get on land, then I turn into a dorky clumsy waiter".. haha

Pick me because: I'm really good at forward thinking.. this means, I am good at plotting, creating world destroying doomsday machines.. making evil revenge schemes.. and I'm sure there must be some kind of morale use of my forward thinking skills.... none are coming to mind so far.... *ponders*


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