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post Oct 6 2005, 04:06 AM
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There are things your parents and other people tell you not to do, like trying to fly, because, well, because they are old and boring. They say things like "Dont climb that tree you'll get stuck" or "There's no way you'll fit that sandwich on your mouth, take some of the cheese out first". But they get done anyway. And either the parents get prvoed right, at which point you bow your head in shame and mubble "sorry" or you prove you really can fit 20 pringles into your mouth at once, only for them to have to perform the heimlich manouvre.

My best on is "dont run over there, you'll trip and hurt yourself. I ended up with 12 stitches and a second lifeline on my left hand thats there 13 years later.


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post Oct 6 2005, 10:19 AM
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post Oct 6 2005, 02:15 PM
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QUOTE (MrRandomQuotes @ Oct 6 2005, 05:06 AM)
a second lifeline on my left  hand
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Does that mean you'll live longer, or you'll come back from the dead? You should find a gypsy fortune teller and ask her.


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post Oct 6 2005, 03:54 PM
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Mine was look before you leap. I jumped over a wall onto the beach, and fell past an cafe on my way down.


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post Oct 6 2005, 05:06 PM
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Jumping off of one of Brighton Piers.

Landing on my back.

On concrete.

Being unable to breath for 3 minutes.

Ouch.

Okay I didn't jump, I was pushed. I guess my stupidity was in joining the Scouts then.


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post Oct 6 2005, 06:39 PM
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Running into a netball post, getting light concussion.


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post Oct 7 2005, 01:14 AM
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Trying to run on slippery ice in sneakers, falling, sliding, and slamming into a mailbox with my stomach. Not so much fun. laugh.gif


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post Oct 7 2005, 01:30 AM
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Tumbling down a 7-foot ladder nailed into a tree. Ouch.

You know that feeling when you are in so much pain when you bumped into something really fast that you run around shouting expletives for about five minutes? Imagine that feeling all over your body.


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post Oct 8 2005, 09:31 AM
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I haven't yet tried this, but I intend to when no one else is in the house...

Standing on a tray and 'plank boarding' down a row of planks that go down the stairs.


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post Oct 8 2005, 05:41 PM
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I have done that. And yes, it is fun biggrin.gif

Also what is good, is doing it in a sleeping bag because then you can stuff it full of cushions and protect yourself from the wall if your stairs are like mine, and curve at the bottom.


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post Oct 8 2005, 08:12 PM
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Mine was never try kicking someone down the stairs.If you do then it will result in you or the other individual getting hurt. Dude IM THE ONE THAT GOT HURT!
I freaking was tryin to kick this weiner down the stairs cause he took something of mine and i got mad..but i wound up being the one going down and also clattered into a whole pile of glass dishes and got a huge puffy black eye *this was when i was 12 im currently 17 turning 18 next month* unsure.gif
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post Oct 9 2005, 04:13 PM
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"don't play with broken glass!" they said.

"pfft" I said.

"Stop squirming while I try to stitch you up!" Said the nurse a little while later.


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