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Which hand do you use when "plesuring" yourself
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MrRandomQuotes
post Oct 18 2005, 10:57 PM
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A few of my friends and I were chatting in physics today. It seems that (for guys at least) most people stick to one hand, unless they're feeling adventurous or their normal arm is tired. So the question? Which hand do you you use when you're alone?


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post Oct 19 2005, 12:38 AM
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Yet another topic that proves that there is truly nothing that people feel uncomfortable discussing on the Internet. tongue.gif I nulled my vote because I don't mastrubate. I don't have any objections to others doing it, but I don't really want to (I don't know why) and my family has this unfortunate tendency to walk into my room at awkward times. So you'll have to wait for someone else to post.
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post Oct 19 2005, 02:08 AM
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Rather than "Left" and "Right", better poll options would be "Dominant" & "Non-dominant". I voted both, but I do unconsciously tend more toward my dominant hand.


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post Oct 19 2005, 10:23 AM
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I know the statistic for left handed people is 1 in 10, but I know a helluva a lot of left handed people. I'm also left handed...with obvious connotations.


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post Oct 19 2005, 03:35 PM
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My left hand is less dexterous than my right hand (pun intended), due to an accident, so I use my right hand. I am also right handed, so that contirbutes as well.


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post Oct 19 2005, 11:01 PM
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Although I'm not really into what this topic was intended for, I use my right hand for everything.


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post Oct 25 2005, 02:23 AM
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I voted for right because I really do use it more. I am ambidextrous, but that tends to be for other tasks. What can I say, though? My right hand knows me well and has a healthy rhythm down. It just fits like a glove. wink.gif


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post Oct 27 2005, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Oct 19 2005, 11:23 AM)
I know the statistic for left handed people is 1 in 10, but I know a helluva a lot of left handed people. I'm also left handed...with obvious connotations.
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Sorry, statistic for what exactly? How many left handed people actually use their left hand?

*cough* it doesn't happen very often, but I do find my left hand too clumsy, my right one having beter control.
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post Oct 27 2005, 06:50 PM
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I have to say I prefer the right hand. I agree with Rykans point that my right hand has more control. Although I've never really tested it in any kind of serious comparison.


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post Oct 27 2005, 06:53 PM
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I use my right hand for dining while alone, but both when I am eating with others. I do not wish to appear ill-mannered.

That IS what we're talking about... right?


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post Oct 27 2005, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE (Rykan @ Oct 27 2005, 12:41 PM)
QUOTE (Sir_Psycho_Sexy @ Oct 19 2005, 11:23 AM)
I know the statistic for left handed people is 1 in 10, but I know a helluva a lot of left handed people. I'm also left handed...with obvious connotations.
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Sorry, statistic for what exactly? How many left handed people actually use their left hand?
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No...that 1 in 10 people are left handed, I don't think a study has been done as to whether left handed people really do use their left hand.

Funnily enough, while I AM left handed, I do some thing right handed...like "play" guitar.


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post Oct 27 2005, 11:31 PM
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post Oct 28 2005, 01:50 AM
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Yes, but at the end of the day, you love us and all out shennanigans!

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post Oct 28 2005, 02:27 AM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 27 2005, 07:31 PM)
I feel slightly degraded by some of the things that I let on my forums...
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post Nov 2 2005, 07:02 AM
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I feel this needs to be back at the top of the list, due to the sheer amount of amusement i just had reading all the comments left biggrin.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif


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post Nov 3 2005, 06:24 PM
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It matters not to me. I sometimes switch halfway through. Half the time, the hand I'm using doesn't even register. The outcome's the same, so it doesn't really matter.


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post Nov 10 2005, 09:01 PM
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both, depends if i want to suck my thumb at the same time or not


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post Nov 10 2005, 10:10 PM
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Sucking you thumb, eh? I've never heard of doing that.


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post Nov 14 2005, 10:44 AM
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If you are right handed and use your left it feels like some one else is doing it.

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post Nov 14 2005, 11:15 AM
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I wish I was a monkey, then I could use my feet too.


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post Nov 14 2005, 12:02 PM
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QUOTE (Calantyr @ Nov 14 2005, 11:15 AM)
I wish I was a monkey, then I could use my feet too.
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And if you were a cat?

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post Nov 14 2005, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Oct 27 2005, 03:31 PM)
I feel slightly degraded by some of the things that I let on my forums...
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Oh pft...this from the man who adjusted my penis so it was facing the right way for a photo...

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(I just like being able to say that a whole group of Matazonians touched my penis. Which, by the way, I appear to have misplaced sad.gif And we're not really all THAT bad...we're a lovely group of people, really....yep. *nodnod*)

I don't want to contemplate the cat thing. blink.gif And now I will forever picture Calantyr swinging from vines by his feet....going "ook ook!"

My imagination is far too active at 5 AM. Anyway. I can't do anything with my left hand at all...including write anything legibly or eat. I'll leave it at that.


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post Nov 14 2005, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE (Misty Rain)
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I wish I was a monkey, then I could use my feet too.
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And if you were a cat?

Misty Rain
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I would have a very hairy tongue!

QUOTE (candice)
I don't want to contemplate the cat thing.  And now I will forever picture Calantyr swinging from vines by his feet....going "ook ook!"


By my HANDS, miss. My feet would be otherwise engaged. wink.gif

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post Nov 14 2005, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE (Misty Rain @ Nov 14 2005, 10:44 AM)
If you are right handed and use your left it feels like some one else is doing it.

Misty Rain
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Or sit on your hand until it goes numb then do it, it really does feel like someone else is doing it.


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post Nov 14 2005, 05:55 PM
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Or sit on your hand until it goes numb then do it, it really does feel like someone else is doing it.
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