 Hufu, The Tasty Alternative to Human Flesh! |
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 Nov 7 2005, 10:18 PM
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I'm afraid I'm back.  Group: Established Members Posts: 3,389 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Cambridge Member No.: 1,308 Gender: Male  |
I couldn't find a thread like this already, but after some quick internet searching I came across Hufu, a tofu product designed to closely match the taste and texture of human flesh.
Here it is on Wikipedia. Well, what do you think? Does this mean they can do anything with tofu? What other tasty tofu products would you buy? And most importantly, how do they know it tastes like human flesh anyway? -------------------- |
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Nov 8 2005, 03:47 AM
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Technically a giant, intellectual midget. Group: Established Members Posts: 4,319 Joined: 29-March 03 From: Enger-land Member No.: 197 Gender: Transgender |
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Nov 7 2005, 10:18 PM) What other tasty tofu products would you buy?  ....kungfu...wonder what that'd taste like.... -------------------- He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.
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Nov 8 2005, 07:45 PM
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 sesquipedalian Group: Established Members Posts: 717 Joined: 3-February 04 From: der Mond Member No.: 915 Gender: Secret |
I've always thought tofurkey was a hoot.
I'm so glad this gross discrimination has been overcome. Now we vegetarians can live on the Swift diet, too! -------------------- -Grammar Nazi-quotes of the yesterday
It is only in his work that an artist can find reality and satisfaction, for the actual world is less intense than the world of his invention and consequently his life, without recourse to violent disorder, does not seem very substantial. -Tennessee Williams |
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Nov 8 2005, 10:26 PM
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 Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (artist.unknown @ Nov 8 2005, 03:45 PM) I've always thought tofurkey was a hoot. I'm so glad this gross discrimination has been overcome. Now we vegetarians can live on the Swift diet, too! I loved reading "A Modest Proposal," but some of my stupider classmates thought that Swift had written it as a serious idea, so I got screamed at for laughing at one bit. Stupid gits. I suppose it could be useful, but I want to meet the research team that decided on the taste. Wonder if they found someone who donated their body to science and ate the leftovers or something. It's an odd thought, but how do you find out things like that? 
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Nov 9 2005, 09:46 PM
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sesquipedalian Group: Established Members Posts: 717 Joined: 3-February 04 From: der Mond Member No.: 915 Gender: Secret |
QUOTE I suppose it could be useful, but I want to meet the research team that decided on the taste. Wonder if they found someone who donated their body to science and ate the leftovers or something. It's an odd thought, but how do you find out things like that? I hadn't even thought of that. Ugh. But, then again, they could make it taste like just about anything and we'd not know any better. (Mmm-mm, who knew human flesh tasted of Pez?) Hopefully. And if you did, I don't think you're about to offer yourself up as spokesperson. You know. Those pesky "laws" and suchwot. -------------------- -Grammar Nazi-quotes of the yesterday
It is only in his work that an artist can find reality and satisfaction, for the actual world is less intense than the world of his invention and consequently his life, without recourse to violent disorder, does not seem very substantial. -Tennessee Williams |
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Nov 9 2005, 09:52 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
I just have an overly morbid imagination that rins wild trying to explain things like this. If they did then they aren't saying, but it's hard to know what other sort of meat they would use to compare with the taste of human flesh? How would they know which was closest? Seems like some tasty human flesh was involved at some point....
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
I am a leaf on the wind. See me soar. |
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Nov 9 2005, 09:54 PM
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 Dirty Laundry Group: Established Members Posts: 3,191 Joined: 7-January 05 From: By London Member No.: 1,573 Gender: Female |
Urgh, just reading in this thread makes me feel like I'm about to be sick. *grabs bowl*
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Nov 10 2005, 01:09 AM
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 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaang Group: Established Members Posts: 1,197 Joined: 29-December 03 From: Wiggleton Member No.: 829 Gender: Female |
It says right on the site they flavoured it by different accounts of cannibals describing the taste so it may not be 100% correct. They also say that.
A friend and I are thinking of buying some. -------------------- If the world collapses and we find ourselves closer together I'm convinced it would be positive.
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Nov 10 2005, 02:14 AM
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 Advanced Member Group: New Members Posts: 33 Joined: 16-October 05 From: Rogue's Island Member No.: 2,065 Gender: Male |
This thread makes me hungry. And it also makes me wonder where you buy this stuff. I mean, I haven't seen any at "Stop & Shop." Have you?
It just sounds so . . . desirable. Am I a sick person? Probably. Luckily, with modern tofu technology I can still exist more or less normally in society. Thank you hufu! -------------------- The purpose of nonsense is to be nonsensical.
I don't feel as though my words are what is needed in this instance. "The rest of those who have gone before us cannot steady the unrest of those still here." Finding Forrester by James W. Ellison. |
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Nov 10 2005, 10:27 PM
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Browncoat Group: Established Members Posts: 1,547 Joined: 18-August 05 From: Out in the black Member No.: 1,958 Gender: Female |
I have this urge to rend one idiot boy at school limb from limb and then set him afire, but I manage it through playing pointless online games and assuring myself that I'll never see him again after high school. I exist more or less normally. I think we're all a bit psychopathic underneath.
-------------------- Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all. ~Morpheus, King of Dreams
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Nov 12 2005, 08:48 PM
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sesquipedalian Group: Established Members Posts: 717 Joined: 3-February 04 From: der Mond Member No.: 915 Gender: Secret |
Mmm, brains.
[/spam] -------------------- -Grammar Nazi-quotes of the yesterday
It is only in his work that an artist can find reality and satisfaction, for the actual world is less intense than the world of his invention and consequently his life, without recourse to violent disorder, does not seem very substantial. -Tennessee Williams |
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Nov 28 2005, 09:18 PM
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Member Group: Established Members Posts: 24 Joined: 28-November 05 From: somewhere near (think at least I was last time I checked) Member No.: 2,138 Gender: Male |
What! A flesh subdtitute, and I didn't know about it, this could save many of my victims lives.
No, no! I enjoy the feel of my teeth pearcing there skin, i cant give up Cannibalism now, can I!
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Nov 29 2005, 09:02 AM
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 Ooga Booga!! SMILE! Group: Moderators Posts: 1,293 Joined: 19-October 04 From: No Quite Londinium Member No.: 1,379 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (JimiJimi @ Nov 7 2005, 11:18 PM) And most importantly, how do they know it tastes like human flesh anyway? QUOTE (EvilSpoon @ Nov 10 2005, 02:09 AM) It says right on the site they flavoured it by different accounts of cannibals describing the taste so it may not be 100% correct. mmmMMMMMmmmm taste's like chicken! White meat, chikenesque at least me thinks -------------------- Presently defacto leader of the scuttler nation; conform, consume, o'smile for snaffie's sake --> A smile a day keeps th...Ah sod it...just SMILE!!!Some weird dragon lady gave me a cookie and said if I got in the van she'd adopt me. I ignored mummy and went with Wyvern & lookee here, I now have my own adoptee to cause chaos: Stardust_Smile...Official barman to Tribe Wyvern COME VISIT but beware the Monkey Overlords, they plan the demise of the hairless ones. Your house is at risk. Always read the label.
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Nov 29 2005, 09:29 AM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 146 Joined: 26-November 05 From: Inside your moniter Member No.: 2,131 Gender: Male |
So are they going to have different flavors? This couldlead to some interesting conversations-
Jeff- "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Mary- "Yeah, pick me up a bag of Steve, and some diet Brian." or Fred- "Eat me" Sam- *eats a spoonfull of Fred flavored Hufu* Fred- "How great am I?" Sam- "You're Fredtastic!" or Jason- "Hey Bill, Oscar, Hillary, Johnny, and Dave, there's a party in my mouth and you're all invited. Heyyyooooo!" The possibilities are endless. Well maybe not endless, but I bet there's way more than 14. -------------------- What do you mean you don't know me? I'm in IRC all the time.
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Dec 1 2005, 04:35 AM
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 Fear me randomness Group: Established Members Posts: 244 Joined: 6-October 05 From: The bottom of my empty teacup Member No.: 2,047 Gender: Male |
Can you get it delivered?
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