 Soliciting to a Moron, yet another story |
 Nov 27 2005, 11:20 PM
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 Worrying  Group: Established Members Posts: 146 Joined: 26-November 05 From: Inside your moniter Member No.: 2,131 Gender: Male  |
So today I was chatting it up in IRC, enjoying my life when suddenly there was a knock at the door. Who could it be, I wondered. I backflipped away from the computer and towards the door. When I arrived, I looked through the peephole in the door. Ok, it wasn't a peephole, it was just a bullet hole in the door.
I was shocked to find that it was no one that I knew. Shocked. It was an elderly couple. "OH NOES!" I said, "They must be lost, or in grave danger. Also, they are quite old." I opened the door looked them straight in the eye and said, "Yo." Old man- "Young man, this is not solicitation in any way. We are not trying to sell you anything. Only trying to enrich your life." Me- "Enrich it how? Like with gold? Chocolate? Gold covered chocolate, and the chocolate is covering more gold? Explain yourself!" Old man- "I come to help you young people, for you are heading down a road of destruction." Me- "OHHHh like that song. "HIiiiiighway to the DANGER ZONE, DANGER ZONE!" Old man- "What we offer is free bu-" Me- "I'll take seven. And I'm not paying more than 20 a piece." Old man- "What?" Me- "..... your mother." Old man- "This is what I was talking about. Young people today have no respect and will forever burn in the evil firey burning hellish hellfire." Me- "Pyooo pyoooo." Old man- "Son, you need to listen to me." Me- "How can I listen to you if I... got your nose! Got your nose! OH! OOOOH! Got your nose." Old man- "First of all you don't have my nose. Secondly, what does that have to doe with you listening to me?" Me- "I'll tell you, but it's going to cost you SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS!" Old man- "Go to hell." I'm still not sure what he wanted, but he sure was neat. -------------------- What do you mean you don't know me? I'm in IRC all the time.
QUOTE(The Lorax @ Jan 12 2006, 11:51 PM) QUOTE(The Travis @ Dec 29 2005, 05:52 PM) HAY GUYS WUTS GOIN ON IN TEH INTRANET!!!???!?!??!??!?!?!???!??[right][snapback]327211[/snapback][/right] I. Love. You. |
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Nov 28 2005, 03:55 AM
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 I'm attracted by the potential for reckless abuse of power. Group: Established Members Posts: 2,683 Joined: 7-May 04 From: Viewtiful World Member No.: 1,105 Gender: Male |
Little bear is a fickle mistress, really.
I enjoyed the story. Did they give you them church cookies? -------------------- I'm just a Viewtiful Girl living in a Viewtiful World.
Henshin a-go-go, baby. I swear to God, the above post was not intended to incite flame wars or to offend you. |
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Nov 28 2005, 04:13 AM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 146 Joined: 26-November 05 From: Inside your moniter Member No.: 2,131 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ Nov 27 2005, 09:55 PM) Little bear is a fickle mistress, really. I enjoyed the story. Did they give you them church cookies?  No, they didn't. That would have been awesome. Mmmm cookies. -------------------- What do you mean you don't know me? I'm in IRC all the time.
QUOTE(The Lorax @ Jan 12 2006, 11:51 PM) QUOTE(The Travis @ Dec 29 2005, 05:52 PM) HAY GUYS WUTS GOIN ON IN TEH INTRANET!!!???!?!??!??!?!?!???!??[right][snapback]327211[/snapback][/right] I. Love. You. |
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The Travis Soliciting to a Moron Nov 27 2005, 11:20 PM
little_bear -4 Respect Points
+2 Ignorance Points.
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