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post Nov 28 2005, 05:11 PM
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I was having a conversation with my mom last night about celebrity deaths increasing the value of the homes that they died in (I don't know if it really does, but she thought she heard them say that on tv), so I stated that I would increase the value of our home by bringing Kiefer to our home and sexing him until he died.

So what celebrity would you choose to have sex with until they died?


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post Nov 28 2005, 06:07 PM
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Kind of obvious but it'd have to be Jonny Depp. Damn good looking and from what I can gather from other's speaking of him a pretty good personality. But Kiefer would be a pretty good back up (definatly better than Jason tongue.gif )


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post Nov 28 2005, 07:49 PM
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Brandon Boyd. Oh yes, oh yes, oh yay.


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post Nov 28 2005, 08:50 PM
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I was thinking about it and although it would be fun to sex Kiefer a lot, I'm not sure I would want to kill him. With this in mind I think perhaps I should go for a celebrity that I find physically attractive, but wouldn't be that concerned about if they did in fact die. With that said, I think I wish to change my answer to <this guy. I do find him attractive and some of his roles are funny, but I don't think we'd be out a great loss in his demise. This sounds mean so I'll stop now.


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post Nov 28 2005, 09:40 PM
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I don't even know who that is... appears that I'm suffering from media ignorance again. Ermm... most celebrities I find sexy are in good movies, so I wouldn't want to make Hollywood lose them. The rest of the sexy ones are too stupid to think about.


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post Nov 28 2005, 09:50 PM
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Brian Molko. He is too sexy for his own good.


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post Nov 28 2005, 10:10 PM
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Elisha Cuthbert, without a shadow of a doubt.


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post Nov 28 2005, 11:16 PM
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Um... just for the sake of saying "I hit it" maybe Pamela Anderson.

I'm not really up on the celebrities, though. I don't know many names.


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post Nov 29 2005, 12:12 AM
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Ooo, ooo, yeah, I'd do the Queen. Purely for the comedy value.

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post Nov 29 2005, 12:38 AM
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Jackie Chan, just so I can say I butt f*cked Jackie Chan.

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post Nov 29 2005, 01:08 AM
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I would sex Fred Phelps to death...with 5-inch diameter a spikey strap-on.

*cough*

Probably not actually what you were looking for...but heyyy he's a celebrity of sorts, and I'd love for him to die by being buttsexed with something painful....

I'm all about being faithful and stuff, so I'd have to use my celebrity death-sexing as something I wouldn't enjoy and wouldn't involve my actual body parts in any way, but would be for the good of all mankind. *nod*


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post Nov 29 2005, 01:10 AM
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Teapot. And then I'd resuscitate him using my mad CPR skills.

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post Nov 29 2005, 12:35 PM
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Yay! I get to butt f*ck him twice!


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post Nov 29 2005, 02:27 PM
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I thought about this far too much. It would have to be someone who could act, and didn't just get by on looks alone. But at the same time, they'd have to be incredibly good looking. I finally came up with my answer.

Jennifer Connelly

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post Nov 29 2005, 02:51 PM
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QUOTE (The Travis @ Nov 29 2005, 02:27 PM)

Dude, she was the girl in labyrinth. That makes it oh so wrong.

I take a different approach. If we're sexing them to death it shouldn't be someone great at acting or singing, it should be someone whose talents will not be greatly missed. But yeah, she's got to be incredibly good looking.

Hello and goodbye Kelly Clarkson. Its a pity you didnt write your faux-angsty songs yourself, or you'd be a little less replaceable. Its time for us to get it on for the sake of house prices.


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post Nov 29 2005, 02:53 PM
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QUOTE (Novander @ Nov 29 2005, 08:51 AM)
QUOTE (The Travis @ Nov 29 2005, 02:27 PM)

Dude, she was the girl in labyrinth. That makes it oh so wrong.


Oh so wrong, or oh so right? Eh? Ehhhh?

I think I made my point. Check and mate.

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post Nov 29 2005, 07:46 PM
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post Nov 30 2005, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE (candice @ Nov 28 2005, 09:08 PM)
I would sex Fred Phelps to death...with 5-inch diameter a spikey strap-on.

*cough*

Probably not actually what you were looking for...but heyyy he's a celebrity of sorts, and I'd love for him to die by being buttsexed with something painful....

I'm all about being faithful and stuff, so I'd have to use my celebrity death-sexing as something I wouldn't enjoy and wouldn't involve my actual body parts in any way, but would be for the good of all mankind.  *nod*
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*hugs candice* That is the best idea for both celebrity deathscrewing and the demise of Fred Phelps. I think I'm going to kiss your feet now. laugh.gif Brilliant... *wanders off plotting things for the good of mankind*


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post Nov 30 2005, 03:18 AM
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QUOTE (Rykan @ Nov 29 2005, 07:46 PM)
Bill Bailey.
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You all think I'm joking, aheh...
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Y'know, people say I'm a younger Bill Bailey.


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post Nov 30 2005, 01:13 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ Nov 30 2005, 04:18 AM)
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Y'know, people say I'm a younger Bill Bailey.
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Oh aye? *wink wink, nudge nudge* laugh.gif


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post Nov 30 2005, 02:20 PM
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post Nov 30 2005, 04:11 PM
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And she's in a Uwe Boll game-to-film adaptation... Oh dear...

QUOTE (Rykan @ Nov 29 2005, 07:46 PM)
Bill Bailey.
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post Nov 30 2005, 07:19 PM
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*off topic*
I did sound and lights for one of Bill Baileys shows at the Sherman theatre in Cardiff around 1998, got to meet him and he asked if I had any requests for his stand up, having not seen him before I didn't know any of his songs he said that he would do insect nation for me (and the rest of the crew). Really nice guy!


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post Dec 1 2005, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Nov 30 2005, 05:11 PM)
If Fuzzy has had half his hair mysteriously shaved off in the night then I'll now know why.
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*snigger giggle* now there's a thought laugh.gif

That's so cool, bryden! *jealous* I'd love to meet him, he does seem like such an amiable chap.


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He really is an incredibly nice guy, I was doing an uplighter for a skit he does about some famous piano player (Liberace?????) and he kept apologising for having me move it, It's what i was there to do. And he would keep offering help, like holding tape or cable for me whilst taping stuff down. Really chatty with the crew, no air of pretention or aloofness that can be present with other famous people!

*bathes in warm glow of jealousy and then moves so as to stop derailing thread*


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