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Who would win in a fight? Why?
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vicrawr
post Dec 6 2005, 04:53 AM
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Would Mr. T not have time for Chuck's jibba jabba? Could Chuck roundhouse kick the gold off of Mr. T's bling?

Which is better? The mohawk or the manly beard?
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post Dec 6 2005, 05:05 AM
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Depends on the situation, if there was a junk heap in the mix or a moving car/higher platform from which to jump, then I'd have to say Mr T. Otherwise Chuck Norris.


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post Dec 6 2005, 07:41 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I give to you-

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post Dec 6 2005, 12:32 PM
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I win.


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post Dec 6 2005, 01:32 PM
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For some reason, I can't imagine why, I felt an overwhelming urge to move this to 'Daft'. I have now been thoroughly whelmed.

Norris would win. He managed to not fall over instantly when fighting Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, so he must be good.


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post Dec 6 2005, 01:44 PM
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Mr T. Norris would be thrown helluva far while being pitied to death.


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post Dec 6 2005, 02:56 PM
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Time for the Mr T comeback.

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post Dec 6 2005, 03:15 PM
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Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.

Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.


I looks as though they've faced off before, truely these are Gods among men!


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post Dec 6 2005, 03:23 PM
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While they both may be great men, at least Norris isn't a SELL OUT!!


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post Dec 6 2005, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE (The Travis @ Dec 6 2005, 03:23 PM)
While they both may be great men, at least Norris isn't a SELL OUT!!
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Norris would if he could, but he CAN'T!


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post Dec 6 2005, 03:54 PM
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They asked Norris to do it, but he got so mad at people getting lost he started roundhouse kicking them to death. This presented major problems when it happened to a schoolbus full of orphans.


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post Dec 6 2005, 03:55 PM
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Mr T all the way, the Beard can jibba jabba all he wants, he still gonna be pitied then thrown helluva far


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post Dec 6 2005, 06:29 PM
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Me personally, if I were to meet Chuck Norris, I'd do a lot of smiling and nodding and then excuse myself to go to the bathroom for several hours. If I met Mr. T., I'd just freeze in place and possibly crap my pants.

And T, how do you know he's not just being a concerned citizen and intimidating people into driving better? Ever thought of that one?


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post Dec 6 2005, 06:37 PM
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QUOTE (Righteous @ Dec 6 2005, 12:29 PM)
And T, how do you know he's not just being a concerned citizen and intimidating people into driving better? Ever thought of that one?
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Yeah, I thought of that one. Thought of how wrong it was. ha HA!

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post Dec 6 2005, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE (Mata @ Dec 6 2005, 08:32 AM)
For some reason, I can't imagine why, I felt an overwhelming urge to move this to 'Daft'. I have now been thoroughly whelmed.

Norris would win. He managed to not fall over instantly when fighting Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon, so he must be good.
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I didn't make it in Daft? I'm sorry! I thought I had. Wow. I must've been pretty spaced out last night. I apologize.

Also on the selling out point, haven't you seen Chuck Norris selling a home gym? So now the question is, which is worse?
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post Dec 6 2005, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (IrishGuy @ Dec 6 2005, 01:37 PM)
Also on the selling out point, haven't you seen Chuck Norris selling a home gym? So now the question is, which is worse?
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Touché. I'd still have to go with Norris being better. At least the thing he's selling is helping people buff up so they can roundhouse kick more faces.

And what's better, being able to pity a fool, or roundhouse kick that fool so hard that they die the previous day?


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post Dec 6 2005, 09:00 PM
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You may well find that Vin Diesel could have both Chuck Norris and Mr. T.

Consider this; in an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Now that is a guy you don't want to mess with.


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Mr T, duh, but this quote from the Mr T top 30 makes it almost seem like a wash

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Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.


Seriously, Chuck Norris can round house kick and all, but that seems to be all he can do. Mr T was pimpin' out rides before there was a show about it, only his pimped out rides came with some major fire power, and of course he can hit and throw people. Yeah enough said I say.


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post Dec 9 2005, 02:53 AM
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Anyone who says Chuck Norris has got it wrong, being a good friend of Mr.T myself I know what I'm talking about. Aside from strength, kitting out cars with pimpin' gear (don't forget the neon paint covered armour plating) and the mohawk Mr.T is also known for something else.

Bling!

He'd use each one as a weight to pin down this Beardy fellow, pin him down like the bi-atch that he is so that he is lying cross eagled on the runway, convienient for the next move.

Landing a plane onto him.

Course it wouldn't be Mr.T actually flying the plane, he would be controlling it by remote control as it means he can do an extra bump landing.


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post Dec 10 2005, 01:09 AM
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Mr. T babeh! All the way!

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Smack me for heresy if you like, but I don't believe I've ever seen a movie with either one in a role. I vaguely know who they are, but I don't know anything about them beyond that. Besides, Wolverine could kick both their butts at once. You can't argue with unbreakable claws and an endless healing factor. ph34r.gif


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QUOTE (Astarael @ Dec 9 2005, 05:36 PM)
Smack me for heresy if you like, but I don't believe I've ever seen a movie with either one in a role. I vaguely know who they are, but I don't know anything about them beyond that. Besides, Wolverine could kick both their butts at once. You can't argue with unbreakable claws and an endless healing factor.  ph34r.gif
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You may never have seen them in movies, but just seeing them here can't you see that obviously Mr. T is much superior?


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post Dec 11 2005, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ Dec 10 2005, 01:36 AM)
Smack me for heresy if you like, but I don't believe I've ever seen a movie with either one in a role. I vaguely know who they are, but I don't know anything about them beyond that. Besides, Wolverine could kick both their butts at once. You can't argue with unbreakable claws and an endless healing factor.  ph34r.gif
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This will tell you all you need to know about Mr T.


All you need to know about Chuck Norris is he's some guy with a beard who would get beaten severly by Mr T.


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post Dec 11 2005, 07:13 PM
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While Chuck is spending half the day trying to squeeze into his jeans, Mr T is already out defeating villains the way an 80's super hero should.

By throwing them across rooms.


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Mr. T may be bigger, but Norris looks more agile and he has guns. As Indiana Jones proved, you can win a fight with a gun even if the other guy is a crazy swordfighter. Anyway, Wolverine is still cooler than both of them. biggrin.gif


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