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Phyllis
post Jan 24 2006, 10:56 PM
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Sometimes, things we do aren't exactly too much information, but they're still pretty bad. Here's a place to discuss all of the horrible things you've ever done...mostly to other people.

My confession: I made another person drink bird saliva.

It wasn't on purpose, mind you. I just dared her to try some crazy Asian drinks, a la these guys. One of the drinks she chose had an ingredient called "edible bird's nest." This is apparently the nests of various types of swiflets, which are entirely or almost entirely made out of the bird's saliva.

I am pretty sure I am going to hell for this.

So anyway, confess all the stuff you've done that you're ashamed of so we can point and la---err, so you can get it off your chest. biggrin.gif


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post Jan 24 2006, 11:28 PM
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What drink has that in it? O_o

Anyway, in elementary there was this one time (this was like kindergarten, and yes I have an excessively good memory) that I really had to urinate, and it was during recess.

Anyway, ended up going inside of one of those big tires. Then some kid went in a bit later and was playing in that tire.
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post Jan 25 2006, 01:18 AM
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Probably the worst thing I did was play mind games with a fellow back in college. I gave him reason to believe some terrible things were occurring that were not actually happening. I did this out of sheer maliciousness and regret it. No. I won't actually say what he was lead to believe. Ask me in person sometime. tongue.gif

I'm probably a much nicer person now due to the nasty way he & I treated each other then.


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post Jan 25 2006, 01:37 AM
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I spent a couple nights at my boyfriend's house when I told my mom I was at my friend Emma's. rolleyes.gif


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post Jan 25 2006, 03:04 AM
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Somehow managed to split a good friend of mine up with her serious boyfriend of three years. I still don't know how I managed to do that. I was just content to remain friends with her. Women confuse me.

Cheating on a recent partner. Doesn't matter that she was cheating on me at the same time, it's still a sucky thing to do.

There's probably more than that, but oh well. It's early. I need tea.


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post Jan 25 2006, 03:17 AM
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Forgive me Candice for I have sinned.

I just ate 2 packets of Oreos and I intend to finish the lot.

This has been my first confession.


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post Jan 25 2006, 03:27 AM
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I convinced a girl who would not leave my lunch table that buses are actually purple. And that if she looked directly at the moon, she would blind herself.

There have of course been the unfair breakups (rather watch Scrubs than answer the phone, feel pretty bad about that one) but really, what more can you do to ruin someone's romantic career than instill a terror of the full moon?


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post Jan 25 2006, 10:11 PM
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I drink milk out of the big bottle thing regularly.

I once played a rather nasty and regretful practical joke involving laxatives. I sincerely regret it now.

edit: I just noticed you're on 666 posts AU!


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post Jan 26 2006, 12:23 AM
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QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Jan 25 2006, 02:11 PM)
I drink milk out of the big bottle thing regularly.
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That isn't a sin! That's normal. I don't care what my mother says. wink.gif

And Teapot, dosie-do your partner, and you shall be absolved. *nods wisely*


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post Jan 26 2006, 12:32 AM
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I remember the funny (at the time) but cruel prank I played on my sister a few years ago. I had convinced her that fairies were real, so I had a handy source of revenge when I caught her reading my journal. I left out a little bottle of "magic juice" (water with blue food coloring and mineral oil) with a note saying, "Drink this to get magical powers. Love, the fairies." She drank it at once and wound up running to the toilet for the rest of the night. The effects didn't last long and she stopped believing in fairies soon afterwards (someone at school broke the news to her,) but I still felt guilty for it later. She looked so disappointed when the magic didn't materialize.


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post Jan 26 2006, 03:23 AM
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edit: I just noticed you're on 666 posts AU!

Oh great...my post on sin was 666. God's have a gas up there.

(Actually, the devil's number is 616. The Biblical scholars counted it incorrectly. You think it'd be important to check your math on something like that. But nooo.)


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post Jan 26 2006, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE (artist.unknown @ Jan 26 2006, 03:23 AM)
(Actually, the devil's number is 616. The Biblical scholars counted it incorrectly. You think it'd be important to check your math on something like that. But nooo.)
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I've been telling people that but they never believe me, why oh why did no-one else see the item on this on BBC news a while ago?

No sins to add so that makes this posts a bit spammy but meh


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post Jan 26 2006, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jan 26 2006, 04:35 PM)
I've been telling people that but they never believe me, why oh why did no-one else see the item on this on BBC news a while ago?
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Show them this.

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post Jan 27 2006, 06:45 AM
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QUOTE (candice @ Jan 24 2006, 06:56 PM)
Sometimes, things we do aren't exactly too much information, but they're still pretty bad.  Here's a place to discuss all of the horrible things you've ever done...mostly to other people.

My confession:  I made another person drink bird saliva.

It wasn't on purpose, mind you.  I just dared her to try some crazy Asian drinks, a la these guys.  One of the drinks she chose had an ingredient called "edible bird's nest."  This is apparently the nests of various types of swiflets, which are entirely or almost entirely made out of the bird's saliva.

I am pretty sure I am going to hell for this.

So anyway, confess all the stuff you've done that you're ashamed of so we can point and la---err, so you can get it off your chest.  biggrin.gif
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Oh I will never forgive you for that.. I think I caught the bird flu biggrin.gif


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post Jan 27 2006, 01:37 PM
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My sins are much too violent for the kiddies to read. So I'll do this for the mods

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post Jan 27 2006, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE (ravein @ Jan 26 2006, 10:45 PM)
Oh  I will never forgive you for that.. I think I caught the bird flu biggrin.gif
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innocent.gif

Who knew those drinks actually had crazy stuff like that in them?!

Okay, a sin...let's see. OH! When I was moving out of my ex's apartment, I saw his current girlfriend's wallet sitting on the counter. She had been one of my best friends, and I'd been gone all of a week before they started dating (this was around the 1.5 week point), so I was a little upset at the time. Anyway, I picked up the wallet and threw it into the cabinet where the garbage can was under the sink so it landed behind the garbage can.

I didn't have the heart to completely throw it away, but it stayed lost until they moved out of that place about 2 months later. She couldn't cash her paycheck this entire time because she needed her ID to do so (why she didn't have a bank account is beyond me).

...I really am horribly passive agressive.


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post Jan 27 2006, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE (The Lorax @ Jan 25 2006, 01:37 AM)
I spent a couple nights at my boyfriend's house when I told my mom I was at my friend Emma's.  rolleyes.gif


Who *hasn't* done that. I've also had my boyfriend stay over when my parents were out of the house, blissfully unaware. Thats not something I'm ashamed of though. My parents did t to their parents, too, I'm sure. If teenagers didn't bend the truth a little, nobody would get laid till they left home.

Besides, I'm sin free on that count - I never acually lied to her about it. I just said I was seeing Laura that day and I'd be staying at a friend's house tongue.gif



QUOTE (Greeneyes @ Jan 26 2006, 04:45 PM)
I am also without sin innocent.gif.


And how much is that image worth to you, hon? Cough up. tongue.gif


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post Jan 28 2006, 02:15 AM
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It was a dark and stormy night when, in my secret laboratory in the depths of Luna, I created him. From the start, I suspected such genetic tampering was a mistake with my knowledge level at the time, but I hesitate to condemn anyone hastily, especially myself. I raised him as my own, though I worried at his early development, especially of his facial hair. Then, when he was 11, I sent him to Terra to get a practical education. He never came back, and his last message was quite ominous. Summat about Jews, drugs, and art. I fear he will go insane, or worse yet fall prey to my hypnotic enemies, and do great damage to someone before being confined.

If anyone here lives in Berlin, could they please tell me whether a certain Adolf Hitler is alright?

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I spent a couple nights at my boyfriend's house when I told my mom I was at my friend Emma's.  rolleyes.gif


[color=purple]Who *hasn't* done that.
I have not, because I lack a boyfriend!

The section of this post above the quote is entirely facetious.


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post Jan 28 2006, 04:55 AM
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post Jan 28 2006, 11:24 AM
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I am entirely guilty of a huge range of things for which I will never forgive myself and most of which were too fun to mention here.

What i will mention is some of the fun that I had at the expense of a guy that I knew at Uni. The guy in question was just about the most gullible person I have ever met and as such we used to spin yarns for him to see who could make him believe the most rediculous thing.

Some of the things we told him and he believed:

if you take off in a helicopter the earth will rotate underneath you

At the equator, due to an odd effect of gravity, water will flow uphill if traveling fast enough and round corners.

the well renowned Musical bow maker John Stag also made my Pool Cue from offcuts of his bass bows.

My friend Jamie has 56 genital piercings and this is why he cannot become a ninja as they rattle too much for him to be stealthy.

But the finale show stopper was the week long windup that ensued before halloween (Samhein). When he asked us what we were doing for halloween, we replied that we would be doing a virgin sacrifice in the woods. he was fine with this, the next day he asked if he could come along, our reply was that we couldn't find a virgin, his reply "I'm a virgin will i do". Our reply "yup", we strung him along for the rest of the week, nearing halloween and we couldn't shake him so we told him that the police had learned of the sacrifice and were going to do a sting operation on us if we went through with it. He was incensed beyond belief shouting about how they were infringing our relious beliefs and that they couldn't do that. We later worked out that we think he thought we were going to sacrifice his virginity not him.

So Ms Candice am I going to hell?


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post Jan 29 2006, 04:06 AM
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QUOTE ("Astarael")
I remember the funny (at the time) but cruel prank I played on my sister a few years ago. I had convinced her that fairies were real, so I had a handy source of revenge when I caught her reading my journal. I left out a little bottle of "magic juice" (water with blue food coloring and mineral oil) with a note saying, "Drink this to get magical powers. Love, the fairies." She drank it at once and wound up running to the toilet for the rest of the night. The effects didn't last long and she stopped believing in fairies soon afterwards (someone at school broke the news to her,) but I still felt guilty for it later. She looked so disappointed when the magic didn't materialize.



I was so in on this prank. In fact, I was one of the fairies, as I recall.


My most recent transgressions include this morning right before the SAT started, realizing my calculator didn't work and panicking. I grabbed the cell phone I wasn't supposed to have in the test building and ran into the back into one of the bathrooms to call my dad. Only when a boy walked in and gave me a strange look did I realize that I had run into the wrong restroom.
I suppose I committed a double transgression--cell phone use, and walking into the wrong bathroom?


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post Jan 29 2006, 07:13 PM
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walking into the wrong bathroom?


Nah, it's worse when you purposely walk into the wrong bathroom and enjoy the strange looks when you come out of it.

Not that I've ever done something like that. *cough*


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post Jan 29 2006, 07:14 PM
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I pulled the mineral oil prank a few months after your family went bak to Texas, Saratina. I remember the "She's asleep!" gag and the bit about telling her that if she believed in us a lot when the planets were aligned properly that we would come to Earth and help her do something. Remember the time that we told her "gullible" was written on the ceiling and she looked up whilst saying "Where is it?" Good times, those. smile.gif


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post Jan 30 2006, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ Jan 29 2006, 08:14 PM)
Remember the time that we told her "gullible" was written on the ceiling and she looked up whilst saying "Where is it?" Good times, those.  smile.gif
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My friend actualy has guliable written on the ceiling after her younger brother kept sayin it to her, so she wrote it on the ceiling and when he said it again, she looked up and said "so it is."

My biggest sin... Probably when my friend and I, at the age of 14, snuck vodka out of her mum's bottle, and filled it back up with water. We forgot to fill it back up one time, and her dad 'told' her mum off because she wasn't mean to drink it as she was on antibiotics. Not a huge thing, but a little sneaky...


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I will contest that this is not a sin, nevertheless it is going in here. I have rutinely convinced people that they are eating animal feces in their sammiches*. Not so much out of malice, more so because I diddn't want them sitting at the table with me.

*Note: This is normally spelled (and indeed, pronounced) sandwiches. Grah! Fuzzy.


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