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Cath Sparrow
post Mar 16 2006, 06:29 PM
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Any one who has associated Wyvern will have realised she is an interesting creature. But whilst staying in London me and my brother found out that there are some things you really shouldn't let a Wyvern do.

The first example (and we were warned in advance but decided to risk it. Were rebels we are!!) is let her carry bread. We were told it would end up broken and it did!!!

There are others that at this moment I cant remeber but will post them as I do. Please add any other rules and regulations to do with this creature that you have discovered whilst in the vicinity of her, so we can compile a definitive guide to the handling of Wyverns.


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Phyllis
post Mar 16 2006, 06:34 PM
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Hmmmm...the only thing I have learned is if you want silence Wyverns must not be tickled! biggrin.gif


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post Mar 16 2006, 08:33 PM
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I protest!
If you're going to give me a big long stick of bread when I'm still hyped up on e-numbers and love what do you expect to happen?! How many people do you know who can resist making lightsaber impressions with such a fine example of french stickness....hmm?

As for the tickling, I deny all knowledge! I certainly do not make a noise when tickled...I laugh silently... in a slightly bluish fashion so there.


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post Mar 17 2006, 03:05 PM
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Things not to do with a Wyvern. hmmmmm
I would suggest NOT trying to put her in a rucksack. Although things to do with a wyvern include fun things like chaining her to an SPS and feeding her chocolate. Lots of fun


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post Mar 18 2006, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE (Wyvern @ Mar 16 2006, 12:33 PM)
As for the tickling, I deny all knowledge! I certainly do not make a noise when tickled...I laugh silently... in a slightly bluish fashion so there.
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Not the laughing...you kind of squeak before collapsing on the floor, if memory serves!

And there's also the running around attempting to escape the tickling...


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post Mar 19 2006, 12:31 PM
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If you tickle her just right, there is no sound at all, she just tenses and melts. though i am aware that may just be me smile.gif

oh and other things might be posting stuff like this as she may well kill me, so hello and goodbye in case she has done smile.gif
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post Mar 19 2006, 01:38 PM
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QUOTE (Darkangel @ Mar 19 2006, 01:31 PM)
If you tickle her just right, there is no sound at all, she just tenses and melts. though i am aware that may just be me smile.gif

oh and other things might be posting stuff like this as she may well kill me, so hello and goodbye in case she has done smile.gif
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I know you! I do! I know you!!!
Your not the only one who can get that effect dear and yes she is likely to kill you but carry on anyway it's fun. biggrin.gif I'm already dead several times over. tongue.gif
And try tickling her in her corset thats even funnier she cant curl up then. *noodles* innocent.gif

So Wyvern how many times am I dead now? evil.gif


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post Mar 19 2006, 08:12 PM
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Cath dearest you really do not want to know!


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post Mar 19 2006, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE (Faerieryn @ Mar 17 2006, 03:05 PM)
I would suggest NOT trying to put her in a rucksack.
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But it's SO much fun! See?


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post Mar 20 2006, 09:54 AM
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QUOTE (Darkangel @ Mar 19 2006, 04:31 AM)
If you tickle her just right, there is no sound at all, she just tenses and melts. though i am aware that may just be me smile.gif
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ohmy.gif

*explodes in a fit of coughing!*

Oho, I just thought of another possible one. It is probably advisable to not gloat about being tall around a Wyvern if you value your kneecaps. I wouldn't know, myself, being of fairly average height...but I have heard things.


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post Mar 20 2006, 01:17 PM
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I've also heard that being tall is another must not do with a Wyvern.
Also, calling out Wyvy in loud tones
Not reacting when you get tickled... this just presents a challenge to which a Wyvern will only attampt to beat again and again. Or having said that, reacting to being tickled... its 'fun' and attempted again and again
Generally walking in front of a Wyvern, see above
Camp nearby a sleeping Wyvern... I still have nightmares...


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post Mar 21 2006, 12:47 AM
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Ok, after extensive research and a horrific screening process, I have determined it might not be a wise idea to chain Wyvern to anything too tangible.. we're still not sure why, but thats what the research indicated...


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post Mar 21 2006, 06:45 PM
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Dont denigh Wyvern her chains!!! She'll sulk!


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post Mar 21 2006, 07:08 PM
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Ok, after extensive research and a horrific screening process, I have determined it might not be a wise idea to chain Wyvern to anything too tangible.. we're still not sure why, but thats what the research indicated...
Aww damn! These researchers are nothing but spoilsports... there is absolutely nothing wrong with me and my chains, I can't see many of you complaining at the Nottingham and Candingham meets. Those chains provided entertainment and you know you can't deny it!!!

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Oho, I just thought of another possible one. It is probably advisable to not gloat about being tall around a Wyvern if you value your kneecaps. I wouldn't know, myself, being of fairly average height...but I have heard things.

Aye I cannot deny that one to my shame knees are just sooo inviting on tall people they just scream for freedom. I mean something that tall surely has no need of kneecaps its just plain excessive.

Come to me all ye tall creatures and I shall liberate you from the torture of ducking under doors, ye shall experience the true joys of liberated mangled knees and a Wyvern's eye view of the world.

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*explodes in a fit of coughing!*

Oh my you poor dear you ought to take something for that! evil.gif


Oh yes and Darkangel dearest I advise you drag your delightful rear into the introductions thread so everyone can greet you properly and I think this once I'm going to assist madame Cath in the art of cunningly disguised explosive gifts!!!
*offers Cand syrupy cough mixture with a look of sincere concern and evils Darkangel*


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post Mar 21 2006, 08:30 PM
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Aye, those damn reasearchers, Bah! in any case a Wyvern should never, ever be allowed to drink too little... its much too much fun when you drink much... or so i've heard....


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The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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post Mar 21 2006, 09:27 PM
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Okay WHO is feeding you all this information...ahem I mean all these lies! You make it look like I'm a bad Wyvern and I'm lovely really...honest.


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post Mar 22 2006, 01:51 PM
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Hmmm Speaker's right, too little booze in a Wyvern and catastrophy may follow
In any case, its just damn funny not to ply a Wyvern with lots of drink wink.gif

Cookies- NEVER steal a Wyvern's cookies. Or refuse a cookie. Or not like a Wyvern cookie. Although your never likely to not lik a Wyvern made Wyvern Cookie

heehee Wyvern cookie sounds funny...

Wyvern cookie Wyvern cookie Wyvern cookie

Oh. Is that just me????? huh.gif dry.gif biggrin.gif


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post Mar 22 2006, 08:25 PM
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Never make pancakes with a Wyvern. The mess is just too funny and you don;t get to eat any cos the boys steal them!!


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post Mar 23 2006, 02:17 AM
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Must never ever pin a Wyvern down and tickle her till she turns blue... very bad... well at least when she gets up...


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It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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post Mar 23 2006, 01:27 PM
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Ermm..... but you dont have to pin her down to make her turn blue she'll do that anyhow....


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post Mar 24 2006, 10:50 AM
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Lies! All lies I tell you! dry.gif


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post Mar 26 2006, 11:47 PM
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well... the blueness is dependent on a couple of things i suppose... but the holding down would make a difference i do belive...


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The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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post Mar 29 2006, 12:44 PM
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It fun to point and laugh then stop when she turns around. But only twice, third time in she hits me


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post Mar 29 2006, 08:50 PM
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Who me? Hit you? As if I would do such a thing! innocent.gif


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post Mar 30 2006, 01:01 PM
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The scars tell a different story... an entirely different one cos you didn't leave 'em but the sentiments the same... Pokes count tongue.gif wink.gif


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