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post Apr 14 2006, 01:24 AM
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My friend just sent this to me on myspace and I thought it was fun.

Death Psychic

Apparently I'm going to die like this : While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.


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post Apr 14 2006, 01:32 AM
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I'm going to be shot in the head by an angry driver who I flipped off on the roads. That should be easy to avoid then: I don't drive.

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post Apr 14 2006, 01:50 AM
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If my woman were a fire...
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A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep.


...better than getting a bite taken out of my neck! tongue.gif


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post Apr 14 2006, 02:07 AM
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You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

See how it took several intruders to kill me? I'm just that hardcore.
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post Apr 14 2006, 02:08 AM
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"While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death."

Maybe, maybe.... I AM allergic to raw tomatos and shellfish (mainly the iodine contained within the shellfish).

For Randy it was:

"During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery."

Easily avoided if he grows his hair out long the way I like it. tongue.gif

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Using our nicknames and Randy's last name, it said that I would get a flat tire and veer into on-coming traffic, then be hit by a truck and be killed instantly. For Randy's it was that a lit cigarette would be dropped in his car and while he's reaching for it and not watching the road, another vehicle will veer into him and kill him instantly.

Interesting....


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post Apr 14 2006, 06:04 AM
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Full name: "An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint. "

First name only: "You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture."

pgrmdave: "While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn. "


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post Apr 14 2006, 09:03 AM
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A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Hehe! I get a gang of midgets! biggrin.gif


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post Apr 14 2006, 09:27 AM
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Hehe, Laramon's being stabbed by his hairdresser. < - I likes that ones.

Me: While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.


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post Apr 14 2006, 09:34 AM
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While at a concert, a bomb threat is called in, and you're trampled to death as people stampede from the stadium.

I always thought I was going to die of some form of cancer when I was 32.


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post Apr 14 2006, 10:01 AM
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An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
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post Apr 14 2006, 11:56 AM
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^ For gods sake kill it!
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First name:While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.

Full name:You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

Michael1384:Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building.


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post Apr 14 2006, 07:02 PM
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I forgot:

Full name:
While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead.

Screen name:
While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

eep.


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Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues.
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post Apr 15 2006, 06:55 PM
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While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your boyfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

Kinky biggrin.gif


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post Apr 15 2006, 09:24 PM
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While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

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post Apr 17 2006, 09:04 AM
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Moop: While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.


First Name: You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

Full Name: Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.

Agh! How embarassing!


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post Apr 18 2006, 12:11 AM
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Felander's.

My, I thought I was morbid, but most of these make me flinch.


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post Apr 18 2006, 01:10 AM
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Full name: A carbon monoxide leak kills you peacefully in your sleep.

First name (Mike): You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

First name (Michael): While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

PsychWardMike: While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

I like the second the best.


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post Apr 18 2006, 01:57 AM
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"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

Kinky. I like it.


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post Apr 18 2006, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE (Calantyr @ Apr 18 2006, 01:57 AM)
"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

Kinky. I like it.
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Is it wrong that I'm tempted to try this?


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post Apr 18 2006, 04:51 PM
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QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ Apr 18 2006, 04:45 PM)
QUOTE (Calantyr @ Apr 18 2006, 01:57 AM)
"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

Kinky. I like it.
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Is it wrong that I'm tempted to try this?
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Yes it is.

And if you ever come near me with a hairdryer and some plastic wrap I shall be forced to beat you with a stick.


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post Apr 19 2006, 07:48 PM
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Germany > Spain...
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Using Izzy as name: While vactioning in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

Using Izzy with last name:While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.

Using Isabelle:You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

Using Isabelle with last name:An amputee overhears you as you snicker and make jokes about him. Enraged, he beats you to death with his prosthetic leg.

Using Devils Daughter:While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

I think I'll choose to die by using Isabelle with last name...Being wacked with a prostetic leg.. laugh.gif


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post Apr 19 2006, 08:31 PM
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an interesting concoction is formed with the name GOD...

try it!


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post Apr 19 2006, 08:51 PM
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First name: You contract HIV from some unprotected sex and eventually succomb to AIDS. (I can't think of anything less likely to happen to me, frankly.)
Astarael: A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. (Maybe all the people with this death can have a joint dying party.)
Ast: While walking downtown, you fall into an open manhole and sink beneath the thick sewage.
My sister: While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.


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post Apr 20 2006, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE (Astarael @ Apr 19 2006, 08:51 PM) *
My sister: While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.


That actually happened to my sister, incidentally. Although it wasn't so much electrocution, more tha the heat travelled unnervingly quickly down the fork and she had a big red blister where she'd been holding it.


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post Apr 27 2006, 06:12 AM
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steph: You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street.

stephani: You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street. dry.gif

stephani (last name):You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

steph (last name): You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

monkey called narth: You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil. huh.gif

narthie:You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

i got alot of the same ones... thats slightly scary.


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