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> The Euphemism Generator, *snigger*
Rykan
post May 4 2006, 12:22 PM
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This amused me for a while. The random stuff it comes out with laugh.gif
I thought, you being the filthy lot you are, would enjoy this.

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

(I think my favourite so far is The last time I had this much fun, I was inverting the buttery ham bishop.)


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post May 4 2006, 12:30 PM
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"For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at slamming the forbidden goddess."

Ooooooh SO much this!


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post May 4 2006, 12:54 PM
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Oo it can make stories to...

"Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. Rearranging the pope's canyon!"
"Of course, back in my day we called it cleaning the mule."
"Instead, she spent the night alone, taking the president."
"I feel like putting a kink in the wee limp bed."


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post May 21 2006, 07:55 PM
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"Shut the door i'm killing the bed!"
"She checked the coast was clear before whipping the mushroom."
"Oblivious to the croud that was forming, the couple continued changing the old nantucket sacred elves."
"Then I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently spoiling the Welsh virus"
"I feel like cleaning the salami."
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post May 22 2006, 04:09 AM
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I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
validating the perpetual meat.

He normally shut his eyes while
crashing the tadpole.

I feel like
meeting the stiff Welsh surgeon general.

Will you stop
massaging the joyous pumpkin?!

In fifty years, would people of our age still call it
meeting the pork champion?

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
filing the pipe.

Needless to say, I promptly began
transmitting the French nose.

Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
beating the lucky banana.

You can't expect me to believe you were only
spending the short Spanish dragon.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
teasing the client-server donuts.

The first ten I got <.<

My favorite's the Welsh surgeon general one. happy.gif (though Spanish dragon and French nose also come close)


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post May 22 2006, 09:41 PM
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Shut the door! I'm inspecting the duck!

laugh.gif That's wonderful.


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post Jun 8 2006, 12:49 PM
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Halfway through the project Frank looked like he had been stealing the chocolate flute!


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post Jun 8 2006, 04:52 PM
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This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
worshipping the hot euphemism.

I love it.


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