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post May 22 2006, 06:04 PM
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With all the hype of Big Brother doing the rounds at the moment, I thought it would be quite amusing to do a Matazone Big Brother...

Whoever posts in this thread gets chucked into the BB house and everyone else can narrate what the hell's going on biggrin.gif

Day One

Day One In the Matazone Big Brother house....Weej is the first person to enter. Awaiting the arrival of other house mates, she consumes the contents of the fridge and picks which bed she's going nab before everyone else....


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post May 22 2006, 06:23 PM
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Moose is pushed into the house by IATB, and shouts somethign about never signing up for this, before proceeding to collect every cushion/soft thing in thr house and pile them all up and jump on top. He then goes to sleep.


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post May 22 2006, 06:32 PM
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Daria joins in, just so she can be the one who obsessively cleans and cooks yummo food.


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WeeJ
post May 22 2006, 06:44 PM
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7.34 PM. Daria, Weej and Cheesmoose are in the seating area. Weej is searching the house for that sexy sounding Narrator bloke.... Daria is jumping on CM to wake him up whilst trying to nick his soft furnishings...


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post May 22 2006, 06:48 PM
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*Mutilation bites into a Kit-Kat, and feels a strange papery sensation in his mouth*
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post May 22 2006, 06:51 PM
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7.42 PM. Mutilation enters the BB house via a force pull tractor beam, is stripped naked and chucked in the pool...


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post May 22 2006, 06:58 PM
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IATB gingerly enters the house and laughs at CM.


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post May 22 2006, 07:06 PM
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Moose sends a cushion avalanche down on Emma from the heights of Mt Soft-and-cuddly


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post May 22 2006, 07:08 PM
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Daria makes brown rice and tofu for tea.

Grubs up!


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post May 22 2006, 07:17 PM
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Sends an avalanche of rice down on Jame from Mt. Dinnerus.


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post May 22 2006, 07:22 PM
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Yay, food!

James eats it and puppy-dog-eyes Emma for more.


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WeeJ
post May 22 2006, 09:16 PM
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Weej barfs at CM's puppy eyes tongue.gif


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post May 22 2006, 11:42 PM
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*rings doorbell*

Anyone call a plumber?


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post May 23 2006, 11:41 AM
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*watches on a screen, points and laughs*


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post May 23 2006, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 23 2006, 12:42 AM) *
*rings doorbell*

Anyone call a plumber?

Me wink.gif


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post May 23 2006, 04:22 PM
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Day 2

MrTeapot has just got in the house, Daria has been obsessively cleaning since 3am, but has just stopped to answer the door. WeeJ is still searching for the sexy narrator bloke, but has only found speakers. Moose and IATB are outside, playing with fire.


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post May 23 2006, 04:22 PM
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You called, eh? Righto. Well lets go fix the pipes then.

*pulls Daria off into the bedroom*


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post May 23 2006, 04:26 PM
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IATB has caught fire.


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post May 23 2006, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE (MrTeapot @ May 23 2006, 05:22 PM) *
You called, eh? Righto. Well lets go fix the pipes then.

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*snigger*
Only as long as you have one of those ridiculous moustaches we found in Soho, on wink.gif


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post May 23 2006, 04:34 PM
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QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ May 23 2006, 05:26 PM) *
IATB has caught fire.


Moose throws IATB in the swimming pool


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post May 23 2006, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ May 23 2006, 05:34 PM) *
QUOTE (I_am_the_best @ May 23 2006, 05:26 PM) *

IATB has caught fire.


Moose throws IATB in the swimming pool


Is thankful, but now cold hence pulls Moose in too.


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post May 23 2006, 04:38 PM
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People, please! Think of the mess!


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post May 23 2006, 04:42 PM
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It's true, I mean look at us, these clothes are soaked, we're gonna be freezing....


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post May 23 2006, 04:47 PM
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No one is tending the fire...


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post May 23 2006, 04:54 PM
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*feeds fire*

Heh. Freaky styley fire.

*Jimi Hendrix emerges from the diary room with a bemused look on his face*


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