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post May 23 2006, 05:01 PM
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Stumbled across this today, too.

Free Online Pregnancy Test

Do it until it says you are pregnant. The results are quite amusing...
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post May 23 2006, 05:06 PM
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Hehehehe
Me and Arnie S hey?
8lbs, 15oz. Not too bad...


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post May 23 2006, 05:39 PM
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I managed to get the pool guy....

It's always me who has to end up with someone like that... tongue.gif


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post May 23 2006, 05:40 PM
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Did anyone else get that the kid would have red hair and brown eyes? Or was that just me? Because if so, it's a little freaky that it picked something so likely.


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post May 23 2006, 05:43 PM
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Mine had blue eyes and blondey/brown hair I think? unsure.gif

It's probably just you tongue.gif


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post May 23 2006, 06:11 PM
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Mine was also scarily likely.


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post May 23 2006, 06:17 PM
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Mine had black hair and blue eyes. I'll believe that when I see it.


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post May 23 2006, 07:13 PM
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Mine was brown hair and geren eyes. Very scary. Even scarier was the faact that although I did it twice, the baby looked the same both times although the father was Doug Cheney first time and Fabio second go


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post May 23 2006, 07:13 PM
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Apparently I'm pregnant.

Huh.

It's gonna be 13 lbs 8 oz. PeeWee Herman's the dad.

Whaddaya know?


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post May 23 2006, 07:27 PM
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Blond hair, hazel eyes.

Fabio's the daddy.

Not too shabby, I must say. happy.gif

Edit: And for my second kid, I'm having a boy with blond hair and grey eyes.

Boss Hogg fathered this one.

Clearly I left Fabio because he didn't own a hat like Boss' wink.gif


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post May 23 2006, 07:28 PM
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QUOTE (PsychWardMike @ May 23 2006, 08:13 PM) *
Apparently I'm pregnant.

Huh.


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I'm so proud of you!!!! Congrats! tongue.gif


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post May 23 2006, 07:36 PM
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Mine wasn't likely, cause there's no way I'm having any sort of kid! But as far as genetics go, yeah it is likely moop and I would produce a kid with brown hair and blue eyes. It just ain't gonna happen tongue.gif

But the father was......The Pope!

I only hugged Teapot, honestly! unsure.gif


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post May 23 2006, 07:59 PM
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Ewww I didn't have sex with Ralph Nader. But the baby is cute.


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post May 23 2006, 08:07 PM
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Okay, so it's totally random that the baby they said I'd have is exactly what Randy and I would probably have. It's still kinda freaky.


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post May 23 2006, 08:09 PM
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ohmy.gif It says the father is Dick Cheney.

Also, the baby would look nothing like me and have blond hair and blue eyes.


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post May 23 2006, 09:25 PM
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I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant with a girl with red hair. I have red hair.

The pool guy is the father.

strange, if I was gay(I am not)I wouldn't go for him.


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post May 23 2006, 09:40 PM
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This pool guy is getting around. My baby was with him as well. I thought I was the only one. *sniff*


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post May 23 2006, 10:10 PM
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Mine was by the neighbor's kid. And I must say, if I weren't so much in love with Randy I'd go looking for the guy in the picture in a heartbeat. RAWR!


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post May 23 2006, 10:19 PM
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Aww

Looks like I'm having another kid...

This time, it's a girl with black hair, blue eyes and weighs 15 pounds, 11 ounces.

aaaand the father is....
Janet Reno


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post May 23 2006, 10:29 PM
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*cries...*

I am having a baby with michael jackson...


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post May 23 2006, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE (voices_in_my_head @ May 23 2006, 09:09 PM) *
ohmy.gif It says the father is Dick Cheney.

Also, the baby would look nothing like me and have blond hair and blue eyes.


That cheating bugger, he is having my baby too.

And cand...you have no idea what we put on your pizza that time do you?


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post May 28 2006, 12:55 PM
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Carl Bryden, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 4 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

I am also apparently shaggin Boss Hogg

It is quite scary that i Have brown hair and blue eyes, I dont think that I want to pass a 15lb baby though, it must get the weight from the other fathers side


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post May 29 2006, 01:01 AM
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QUOTE (Witless @ May 23 2006, 11:29 PM) *
*cries...*

I am having a baby with michael jackson...


I do hope you mean giving birth and not something else. When MJ's involved you can not be too careful! ohmy.gif


The Pope inpregnated me. Thats one randy old goat considering he's been dead for over nine months. And with a name of "Nicole Melissa Pope" she's destined for a life of chavdom. sad.gif


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post Jun 3 2006, 01:27 PM
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My baby is going to have red hair and green eyes which kind of freaked me out because i have red hair and green eyes.

Oh and the dad is Bill Clinton.

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post Jun 8 2006, 07:31 AM
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I got impregnated by Michael Jackson!

That is hysterical because I am a male... ohh, well thats sounds about right for MJ.


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