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post Jul 7 2006, 04:50 PM
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This could technically be placed in Daft purely due to the ridiculousness of the situation the post springs from, but bare with me it does go somewhere.

With the winding down of the World Cup and the sun in the sky there is the prospect that heat exhaustion and sun damage have addled my brain hence I find myself in a position relatively unknown to me; goalkeeper.

Yes, I, the beer swilling, easy going Smiler have been signed up for the office football team and am off to a 5-a-side competition tomorrow.

Stop laughing. mad.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif

Now for those whoíve met me youíll be able to certify that Iím not exactly in the peak of physical fitness. For those that havenít, check out pics from the last couple of Mata-meets, laugh a bit and then come back.
So, through company loyalty and an ongoing desire to have a laugh, Iím gonna be playing football tomorrow and will be in pain by tomorrow afternoon. And hear lies the point of the thread.

I wanna know what you have done against all rational and logical thought in the name of overcoming a challenge, loyalty (in life or love) or just for the sheer hell and giggle of it?

I'll be able to link to pics after the game so you'll see me in my Ninja Turtle-like glory.

Remember, no shame is too large and ne deed too silly to share with fellow matazonians.

I'm really gonna regret this... wink.gif

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post Jul 8 2006, 02:56 PM
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These are all for the sheer Hell of a giggle. tongue.gif
Once at lunch me and my friend Alex were trying to prove to a teacher that books hurt your head. Unable to prove this, we sat down and slammed the books we were holding into our faces. It hit out foreheads a few times, and then I missed and hit my nose. I was in the clinic with a nosebleed for the remainder of the lunch period.

And then there's always throwing stuff in the cafetiria/pic nic area..Spoon fights..pretty much doing anything that will make the lunch ladies mad, but not send us to the office. On one funny ocasion, I actully did absolutely nothing, and got sent to the office along with this kid called Bill. The assistant principle took one look at us sitting in the conference room, frowned and said "Sorry, guys, some kindergarteners just got in a crayon fight, I don't have time for you today. Do you know not to do whatever you did again?" "Yes, sir". It was really funny.

Oh, and then me, Donny, Tristin, and Adam (the toddler!) tried blowing up a lake with fireworks, and before we get in the whole argument about how dangerous it was, and how stupid, and how whatever, let me tell you, I know! But it was really fun. (okay, the dumb lake didn't blow up, but we went tubing for a good hour and a half.)
There's probably a lot more stuff, but I just can't think of anything right now.


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post Jul 8 2006, 03:44 PM
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Probably going to the Burning Man festival the first time was the silliest thing I did. I hooked up on the web with a group of Americans that I only knew through posting a message asking for help online. I can't drive, I was travelling by myself, I didn't know their address, I didn't know their phone number, I didn't even know what they looked like because this was 1999 and no-one had digital cameras back then! They picked me up from the airport and I had a fantastic time, but looking back I'm astonished at how makeshift the whole arrrangement was!


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post Jul 9 2006, 12:19 PM
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Ouch! I'm in pain. Stiff and sunburnt, exercise and football are bad for my physical being.

Heehee, I remember when I was travelling in Central America we were swimming in some inland lagons when the guide says he has a suprise. Next thing you know I was abseiling down waterfalls, following him into a cave with the waterfall cascading over the entrance and the river raging in two streams past the outcrop we were on in the pitch black. Awsome, it'll stay with me forever


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post Jul 9 2006, 03:53 PM
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Me and some friends were playing truth or dare yesterday, and we did some pretty stupid things. I had to pierce my lip with an earing (oddly, it didn't hurt), Donny had to smash an egg on his head, go outside, find one person, and convince thm he was a chicken, Diana had to paint her nails pink (it's funnier than you can imagine) and Jack had to prank call his sister's cell phone and pretend he had a crush on her.


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post Jul 9 2006, 04:51 PM
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When I was 18 years old, just out of high school, I traveled for 3 days across the US on a Greyhound bus. Eventually I got to my destination: New York City. I was moving there...to Harlem, to be more specific. Though I'd never even visited. And I was moving in with someone I'd never met in person.

Yep, that pretty much went against every rational thought I had in my head. Glad I did it, though. It was an adventure. But there were a few times when I thought, "Oh, my mother would faint if she could see me now" as I walked through a particularly bad neighborhood. biggrin.gif


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post Jul 9 2006, 11:12 PM
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Getting up at six in the morning to walk through San Francisco in search of a thrift store. I had a map and some Kerouac with me: wound up bribing the conductor of a cable car with the Kerouac to get halfway across the city, got kicked off at the ridiculously steep Nob Hill to finally get to one. At which I bought half of a ball gown and a paisley shirt.


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post Jul 10 2006, 07:59 AM
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Is Nob Hill the one with the Coit(us) Tower at the top of it?


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post Jul 10 2006, 06:28 PM
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Tee. I kept thinking the same thing, particularly as it's got an especially phallic design. Apparently it's in the shape of a fireman's hose, which set me off again.

Also, no. That's Telegraph Hill.


edit: This thread sort of inspired me to do something in this vein last night--I sent a letter to my favorite musician inviting him to dinner in suburbia. Thanks Smiler!

Also, no irrational antics for you, Mata?

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post Jul 12 2006, 03:33 PM
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Well, going to the US in the manner described above was pretty irrational.

Otherwise, no, I never do anything silly. *cough http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/body_bag_stunt.html cough*


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post Jul 13 2006, 08:47 PM
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^ You've just got me laughing now..and people are staring 'cause I'm in a library..*STOP STARING!*


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post Jul 17 2006, 12:30 PM
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I don't actually remember having any rational or logical thoughts as a kid so everything was done for fun, or because I was told to, or just out of sheer boredom. And now that I have rational and logical thoughts (although some of you might not believe this is so) I don't really want to ignore them. So yes, I've done some stupid stuff in life. But not against rational and logical thoughts.


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post Jul 17 2006, 01:14 PM
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Me and my friends have been off school for some time now, but today we had to go in for a hour or so, at 9:00 am. So what did we do last night?

Got drunk whilst playing cards, then ordered and ate an Al Karim's Special. For those of you who don't live in Stafford, this is a large pizza box filled with a huge naan bread and lots of chips, (probably) chicken, donner meat and another sort of meat we've never identified, purchased from a cheap and dodgy fast food place.

Not content with drunkeness and food poisoning, we proceeded to try some drunken wrestling. After injuring ourselves in a variety of ways, we went our seperate ways, and suprisingly all managed to get to school on time, though mayhap looking a little worse for the wear.

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post Jul 17 2006, 01:18 PM
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I kinda suppose it does. Are there many cats in Stafford? You may want to look into that, I know having a kebab in London's pretty much in teh vain of the thread wink.gif

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post Jul 17 2006, 04:43 PM
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QUOTE (Because I can @ Jul 17 2006, 01:30 PM) *
So yes, I've done some stupid stuff in life. But not against rational and logical thoughts.

I've just thought about how this could be (and knowing you lot, probably will be) interpreted. So I'll add: Nothing sexual (thanking my own instincts).


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QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jul 17 2006, 06:14 AM) *
donner meat

I know what you mean by this, but I still can't help but think "Donner Party! CM ate people!"

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QUOTE (candice @ Jul 17 2006, 07:08 PM) *
QUOTE (CheeseMoose @ Jul 17 2006, 06:14 AM) *

donner meat

I know what you mean by this, but I still can't help but think "Donner Party! CM ate people!"

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ph34r.gif Cand, for all we know it could have been people. From Al Karim's I woulnd't actually be that suprised.


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QUOTE (Mata @ Jul 12 2006, 04:33 PM) *
Well, going to the US in the manner described above was pretty irrational.

Otherwise, no, I never do anything silly. *cough http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/body_bag_stunt.html cough*

That was one of the first things I saw on your site, along with your artwork that made me want to stick around for more.
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Umm... I think going to Orkney to stay with someone I have never met (but have spoken to etc), going by an 11 hour bus is a little silly. But more of an adventure.

Wearing sandals in London- now THERE'S a rational thought voiding moment.


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post Aug 9 2006, 12:55 PM
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I suppose picking up GothicAngels Poi and progressing to learn how to use them wold count... in the flashbacks I still see the ball flying towards my nether reagions... ouch!


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going camping and popping into a field to answer the call o fnature despite having been warned about the poachers with nasty guns in the area, then lying in field whilst being lamped up by said poachers trying desperately to not look like a dear lying in a field. logical thought was definately not at home that night.


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I guess trying fire poi when drunk was a pretty bad idea. (I can only do a couple of tricks even with regular ones)

I got one of them tangled round my arm at one point, but somehow managed to not to set myself on fire.. woo! biggrin.gif


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post Aug 14 2006, 12:40 PM
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Did you avoid doing that this year?

I think trying slack rope was my silly moment for the month. You've heard of tight rope walking? Slack rope is like that, but without the advantage of the rope staying fairly still. For added daftness, this one was an aero-somethingorother, which means that it's made of a very stretchy material. I got on it, and was thrown off, but not in an uncontrolled manner, so I had another try. I'm not quite sure what happened the second time, but my mental reconstruction involves a huge hand called Gravity pushing very fast on my chest, and the next thing I know my back has slammed onto the ground, closely followed by my head. Yep, that was pretty silly.


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