 Things that don't make sense.., World's full of them |
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 Nov 25 2006, 04:54 AM
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 Germany > Spain...  Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female  |
The way people pay to go to a tanning salon when they live in Florida.
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Nov 25 2006, 02:03 PM
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 Kiefer > Jason Group: Admin Posts: 9,698 Joined: 26-February 03 From: UK Member No.: 51 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Izzy @ Nov 24 2006, 08:54 PM)  The way people pay to go to a tanning salon when they live in Florida. But I thought Florida wasn't always sunshine? lol --------------------  Being Pimped By Aries Since 2003 |
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Nov 25 2006, 08:02 PM
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 : insert cultural reference here : Group: Established Members Posts: 1,269 Joined: 9-October 05 From: Normal For Norfolk Member No.: 2,054 Gender: Female |
Why do feet smell and noses run?
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Nov 26 2006, 05:13 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Nov 25 2006, 09:03 AM) QUOTE (Izzy @ Nov 24 2006, 08:54 PM) The way people pay to go to a tanning salon when they live in Florida. But I thought Florida wasn't always sunshine? lol ...The way I got a sun burn yesterday, in the middle of the winter! -------------------- |
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Nov 28 2006, 06:58 AM
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 o_O Group: Established Members Posts: 2,160 Joined: 10-August 04 From: ......I'm right behind you. Can't you see me? Member No.: 1,229 Gender: Female |
Why are there so many friends who suck at being friends?
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Dec 15 2006, 12:04 AM
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 ^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
When I stick up for a friend when no one else will, then he stabs me in the back, gets the new mindstorms and everything else I could possibly want, and I get spots and braces.
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Dec 15 2006, 01:26 AM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
I woke up this morning to find a ladder in front of the refrigerator. When I asked my mom about it, she acted as if it were perfectly normal and moved it so I could get orange juice.
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Dec 15 2006, 10:42 PM
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 If my woman were a fire... Group: Established Members Posts: 3,328 Joined: 14-November 04 From: hole-in-the-ground, Texas Member No.: 1,473 Gender: Female |
she was obviously getting the cereal from the top of the fridge.
 70% of the student body only talks to me when I have my cell phone /iPod /Camera out and they want to play with it. Although I guess that kind of makes sense in a twisted and superficial way. -------------------- Her dignity shone so bright like a light on a hill and she burned for me, no other man came near her flame. Bad country songs - the deafening twang of the rich white kid blues. You can own the strange, but the lights and glares will not make you real. |
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Jan 1 2007, 04:45 PM
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 Flash Gordon Wannabe Group: Established Members Posts: 504 Joined: 31-August 05 Member No.: 1,984 Gender: Male |
Customers who complain for 7 minutes about previously being on hold for 5..... Weird!
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Jan 10 2007, 01:49 AM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
The little bottle of hydrogen peroxide at work is more expensive than the medium size bottle of the exact same stuff.
 Ok, well, I think it's weird anyway. 
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Jan 22 2007, 10:44 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Two friends and I were told off for being the in school library before lessons began this morning. Not for chewing gum, not for wearing hats, but for being in the library.
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Jan 23 2007, 11:29 AM
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 Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 168 Joined: 21-January 07 Member No.: 3,093 Gender: Male |
There are a whole bunch of seemingly non-sensical things about English. I was at this good site a little while back and can't remember what it was but the person pointed things out like this:
An alarm 'goes off' when it turns on. Something can burn up as it burns down. Also other funny phrase thingys: English muffins weren't invented in England. There is no egg in eggplant, neither is there pine nor apple in pineapple. A wise man and a wiseguy are opposites. People recite at plays or play at rictals. You can fill in a form by filling it out. You can make amends, but not one amend. Quiksand can work slowly. A guinea pig is neither a pig, nor is it from Guinea. And so on... 
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Jan 29 2007, 05:35 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point Group: Established Members Posts: 1,959 Joined: 12-May 04 From: Victoria B.C. Member No.: 1,112 Gender: Female |
People who swear at those they want help / service from.
Personally I'll go out of my way to help a polite person but as soon as someone swears at me I'll give him/her the minimum possible service. Nor will I go out of my way to help them next time they come in either. I'd rather jerks like that go elsewhere. -------------------- It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning, It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. - SpeakertotheLost |
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Jan 30 2007, 07:57 AM
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 Shut up, noob! Group: Established Members Posts: 5,760 Joined: 7-June 03 From: The Dina, No Flo Member No.: 367 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (LoLo @ Nov 25 2006, 09:03 AM) QUOTE (Izzy @ Nov 24 2006, 08:54 PM) The way people pay to go to a tanning salon when they live in Florida. But I thought Florida wasn't always sunshine? lol Remember, Lo: Izzy lives in central Florida (Cen Flo). I live in north Florida (No Flo). Since she's more inland while I'm on an effing island, it's bound to be warmer there than here, from which you get all my bitchings about the weather and how it's effing cold out. Speaking of which, while going to class today, while wearing a wifebeater, thick collared shirt and bomber jacket with khakis, this socks and my boots, I saw a bunch of people wearing sandals and flip-flops. Even as a Floridian, I can't see the logic of that. Oh, and if I get busted for something, I'll have an easier time going into politics than education. -------------------- With every breath...and all that I am...I will make a stand...until the end. |
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Jan 30 2007, 09:10 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
I have to eat lunch inside for the rest of the week because I forgot my lunch box in the math classroom, and only realized it 25 minutes into lunch..
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Feb 21 2007, 07:20 AM
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 Dont Worry, I Dont Know Where I Am Either! Group: Established Members Posts: 553 Joined: 18-May 05 From: In a heavy metle cave! Member No.: 1,800 Gender: Male |
QUOTE (Izzy @ Jan 30 2007, 09:10 PM) I have to eat lunch inside for the rest of the week because I forgot my lunch box in the math classroom, and only realized it 25 minutes into lunch.. *claps* I left my P.E bag outside of the school gates and only relized that i left it when i was in science  
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Feb 23 2007, 05:10 PM
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^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
I got home this afternoon to find that my sisters boyfreind had bought big Tesco sighns home from work.
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Feb 23 2007, 06:58 PM
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 x.Faeries Do It Better.x Group: Established Members Posts: 174 Joined: 9-November 05 From: The Mad Hatters Tea Party Member No.: 2,101 Gender: Female |
When people press the elevator button continuously but it never makes the elevator come any faster...seriously i do not understand that.
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Feb 23 2007, 09:19 PM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
Yesterday I desperately needed my printer to print out some schooly stuff. And what's it do? Tells me the black cartridge is the wrong kind, prints the tabs I wanted last week, and then prints a paper telling me how to get the best quality out of the things I print.. IN BLACK. >_>
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Feb 24 2007, 05:17 PM
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^ For gods sake kill it! Group: Established Members Posts: 1,262 Joined: 27-November 05 From: mars Member No.: 2,134 Gender: Male |
I swear printers are out to destroy the world.
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Feb 25 2007, 04:40 AM
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Germany > Spain... Group: Established Members Posts: 2,255 Joined: 7-January 06 From: Orlando Member No.: 2,184 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (michael1384 @ Feb 24 2007, 12:17 PM) I swear printers are out to destroy the world. *nod* Yo Mama jokes don't make sense. I mean they do, but they don't.  "Yo Mama's so stupid she got into an accident with a parked car". Not even Bush is that stupid... (Sorry, freaky political day.. No offense to any Bush lovers out there. But most of you guys are Brits anyway, so it shouln't make much of a difference... -.-)
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Feb 25 2007, 12:51 PM
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Worrying Group: Established Members Posts: 168 Joined: 21-January 07 Member No.: 3,093 Gender: Male |
The way that are teachers say that you should get lots of excersise and be very active, then tell us we should study like 4 or so hours a day after school. If you get up at like seven, go to sleep at ten, that leaves about fives hours left on school days (in which time along with the activeness you gotta fit in meals social life showers/toileting)
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Feb 25 2007, 02:23 PM
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 Has been kidnapped by gerbils and forced to post on here repeatedly Group: Established Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 18-September 03 From: London Member No.: 606 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (Izzy @ Feb 25 2007, 04:40 AM) Bush lovers Now there's something that doesn't make sense also.. most of physics... -------------------- Kung fu fighting from 25th April 2010
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Feb 28 2007, 11:40 AM
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 Wait for the uprising Group: Established Members Posts: 3,177 Joined: 7-April 05 From: In a cave in Scotland Member No.: 1,735 Gender: Female |
QUOTE (crazymat @ Feb 25 2007, 02:23 PM) QUOTE (Izzy @ Feb 25 2007, 04:40 AM) Bush lovers Now there's something that doesn't make sense I find nothing wrong with a good mound of hair. I don't understand why I drink coffee. I don't like the bitter taste, I am allergic to caffeine and so can only drink de-caff, and it makes me need to wee ALL the time. -------------------- We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. DARIA IZ GOOD ON TOAST TOAST IZ GOOD ON DARIA |
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Mar 5 2007, 08:16 PM
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Oxymoronic Tonic Group: Established Members Posts: 281 Joined: 1-June 06 From: Manchester Member No.: 2,438 Gender: Female |
The way there is a lollipop lady on a zebra crossing.
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