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post Feb 26 2007, 04:32 AM
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The premise of this is that I start off with the beginning of a story then someone else comes along and adds to the story where I left off, rinse lather and repeat. Eventually we end up with a funny little story. So let's begin.

Two people lived in a cottage near a little river. One day they decided that they wanted something more in life so they went into town, robbed a small shop and took off for their own little new world. On the way there they came across a dog missing it's leg that was eating a rabbit. The looked at the dog and...


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post Feb 26 2007, 03:37 PM
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...decided that it needed a new leg. So they found a stick on the ground, and taped it to the dog, hoping to help start its new life, juxt as they were starting theirs. Unfortunately, ...


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post Feb 26 2007, 03:48 PM
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... the tape wasn't strong enough to hold the stick in place and when the dog attempted to walk, the stick simply lodged itself deep inside of the dog, causing it great pain. The dog was very angry and vowed that he would...


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post Feb 26 2007, 09:06 PM
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do everything he could to get another leg. So he set of on his journey. Along the way, he met a dragon named Spike. Spike, unlike all other dragons, was scared of everything and everyone he met. When the dog approached him, he ran away in fear. The dog finally caught up with Spike and ...


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post Feb 27 2007, 05:39 AM
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...after deciding that stealing one of Spike's legs wouldn't be feasable because of size differences, noticed that Spike was missing an arm. The two quickly got into a deep conversation about the difficulties of living without a limb. Finally, the two decided that...


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post Feb 27 2007, 02:58 PM
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they could really go for some tacos. They set off down the lane toward the nearest Mexican food place but on the way Spike got so into the conversation with the dog that he didn't realize there was a raccoon standing nearby and he squashed him like a bug under his foot. Upon realizing that he had killed something, Spike screamed bloody murder and began to run. Innocent bi-standers peered at him except for a...


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post Feb 27 2007, 09:13 PM
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little girl, who was busy staring at a rock. This was an odd rock. It was shaped like a head, with the brain showing at the top. The rock began to glow and the little girl picked it up. It opened up and said to her, "


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post Feb 28 2007, 02:59 AM
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I'm hungry. Then the rock ate her. Then...


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post Feb 28 2007, 06:18 AM
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...it was sad beause it had no one to talk to. So it started talking to plants, and other rocks, until men in dark suits and sunglasses came and...


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post Feb 28 2007, 11:58 AM
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Offered it a job at the CIA due to it's amazing brain capabilities. The rock had a lucrative career in the secret services until the day came when it had to investigate Case X- The Dog With The Missing Leg. Now, the dog had been...


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post Feb 28 2007, 09:45 PM
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traveling through the duck infested Cambridgeshire when it was attacked by a goose. The ducks helped the dog, and..


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post Mar 1 2007, 04:18 AM
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and then built a campfire and played a literal game of duck duck goose. One of the geese decided to be ironic and ran up behind a cute guy, pinching his butt with his beak. The dog thought this was lame so he...


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post Mar 1 2007, 06:59 AM
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promptly roasted the goose over a conveniently placed bonfire. While he was doing that, however...


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post Mar 2 2007, 11:31 AM
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PETA members became aware of the horrific animal cruelty being subjected to the poor evil geese who were just trying to play a fun and simple game that all geese ike to play, so they marched over and ...


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post Mar 2 2007, 12:56 PM
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surrounded the dog with huge picket signs. The members of PETA yelled trying to intimidate the dog without physical violence. The dog realized that if PETA were to attack him this would be against their own animal cruelty policies so he began biting everyone's legs. One of the members who happened to not be a big fan of dogs...


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post Mar 6 2007, 06:33 AM
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painted the letters PETA on his sides with bright red paint, and strung him up as an impromptu banner. The PETA members then marched into town, with the dog dangling helplessly eight feet in the air, until...


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post Mar 9 2007, 12:52 PM
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...the earth opened up and swallowed the protesters. No one realizes this, but the earth got sick of PETA members around 1985 and takes it's chance every once and awhile to swallow up PETA protesters. Then...


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post Mar 16 2007, 04:46 AM
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a completely random apple rolled across a completely random street in downtown New York City. It had absolutely nothing to do with anything at all. Two people who had paused their conversation to watch the apple as it rolled resumed their conversation. The first one said...


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post Mar 21 2007, 01:44 PM
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"Wow that must be the new Mac! I didn't realize they were making it round enough to roll around. That Steve Jobs is such a silly man." ...


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post Apr 4 2007, 02:29 AM
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After that moment, the two people noticed something odd about the apple. It grew a pair of metal legs and sprouted a penis. Exactly ten seconds later, the two bystanders suddenly...


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post Apr 4 2007, 07:50 PM
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ran away. Because the penis was growing at such a rapid rate, it threatened smush every thing. Once it was bigger than the Statue of Liberty, authorites finally decided it was time to...


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post Apr 5 2007, 03:34 AM
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...whip out the dart guns. Even the airforce joined in. The fighter jets closed in on the giant piece of flesh, and then something unsightly happened:


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post Apr 7 2007, 01:23 AM
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LoLo mooned them.


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