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> The Monkey Overlords Are Coming: The Legion Grows, Not as daft as it sounds, even Russell Brand agrees!!!
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post Dec 7 2007, 09:05 AM
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So, it's been a while since I've posted something serious, and many may ask if I've posted anything serious, but that's beside the point.

In a bizarre upturn to life my mild obsession with bringing the news to all that the Monkey Overlords are coming seems to have finally made it's way onto the telly; albeit unfortunately not by me. Step up Russell Brand.

Last night FaerieRyn and I went to see the filming of Have I Got News For You, a long-running topical news/political comedy quiz show on the BBC. It's now hosted by a new host each week and has two team leaders with a guest each. It's always been a show I've loved to watch and can be seen here (We'll be episode 8 - shown tonight, Friday 7th December '07)

So, anyway, after topical stories focusing on some dubious alleged political shinanigans from the Labour party, Russell Brand - who's growing on me the more I see him - latched onto a news story out this week about how young Chimps have got an amazing capacity for memory and outwitted students in numerical memory tests (See BBC or Ananova). Putting two and two together he posed that perhaps the world would be better off ruled by honest apes with good memories. we the audience voted and in an overwhelming democratic majority agreed that monkeys should rule the world! THE MONKEY OVERLORDS ARE COMING AND RUSSEL BRAND IS THEIR LIAISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I realise that the coffee fueled Planet of the Apes marathon at the tender age of 12 may have scared me slightly but over the past two years I've been able to broadcast many a story of monkey cunning and am sure their coming. You can keep tabs on them here: Exhibit 1 or read about one of their latest exploits here: Exhibit 2.

Beware!


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post Dec 7 2007, 01:09 PM
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I suspect that Russel Brand is not the greatest person you could call on as a witness for the defence... But the news story has convinced me; however, it was back in October, so either the killer monkeys have been calmed, or they have destroyed all humanity in their path, allowing none to pass forward the message of the coming tide of monkey death!


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post Dec 10 2007, 10:26 AM
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Wait for the uprising
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<pedantry> CHIMPS ARE NOT MONKIES </pedantry>
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I dislike Russel Brand but he was very good in standup with Noel Fielding.
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post Dec 10 2007, 01:29 PM
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Chimp AND monkey overlords? We're doomed!


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