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Yannick
post Aug 4 2008, 09:39 PM
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I could have written a short novel by this point
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Or adopted, but I think I can manage my way around.

Hey everyone, this is Izzy. So, I've changed name, genders, and font color so my mom won't think I'm coming online. Possibly countries, haven't decided on a location yet. Tempted to add "u's" to words. Mum. Colour. Favourite. tongue.gif

Yep.. Be nice to teh nooblet? sad.gif <-- Puppy dog eyes, not a sad face.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Aug 4 2008, 10:25 PM
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well...

*promptly duct tapes Iz... I mean Yannick to the ceiling*

MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!


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Yannick
post Aug 4 2008, 10:29 PM
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Heh. *struggles* Nicely done.

Falling's gonna hurt though...


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Aug 5 2008, 12:17 AM
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Well now that you are up there I wonder where Ryn is with her Spangles....

You really need to be Spangled...

...that and you need the primer on the scuttlers and your introductory cookie.

I must go poke Ryn...


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It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


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though offtimes better than master of one.

Carpe Noctem, pro cras nos necemus
Carpe Diem, pro hodie nos mutiamo

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Yannick
post Aug 5 2008, 12:21 AM
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...Spangled..?

Gah I keep typing purple instead of green.


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Aug 5 2008, 12:12 PM
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Loading Spangle cannon.....

SPANGLES AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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If life hands you a lemon make lemonade, lace it with cyanide and then pass it around. What can I say I'm a revenge type of gal!!! Ryn
Wearing a large shiny tag around neck "Uncullable Faerie"
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Proud leader of the Super Spangler Squad. Me and Stardust wil spangle your a$$!!
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Mata
post Aug 5 2008, 12:17 PM
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For the Ultimate Duct Tape Experience ™ try our new 'belly of a jumbo jet' option. Now available with free oxygen tank!


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post Aug 5 2008, 06:26 PM
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Free, Mata? Since when? Oxygen doesn't grow on trees, you know...


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post Aug 6 2008, 12:22 PM
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Oxygen can neither be created or destroyed, but it can be turned into jelly. Strange, but true?


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post Aug 6 2008, 02:16 PM
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What flavour jelly?


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post Aug 6 2008, 02:24 PM
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But how is a breathing-tank full of jelly not going to kill people?


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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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post Aug 19 2008, 12:19 PM
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Avocado. You only don't notice that oxygen already tastes of avocado because you're so used to it. Funnily, avocados decided to taste like air in the 1970s to prevent further confusion.


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post Aug 19 2008, 02:19 PM
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What, you mean that avocados had a vote and they elected to taste like air? Was this some vain attempt to stop Mexicans from mushing them up into Guacamole? Or was it so that we could eat one today and realise how good or bad the air quality was all those years ago compared to now?

And do Chinese avocados taste like smog? We must be told!

Edit: Removed the unnecessary punctuation markings. Must've been asleep...


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post Aug 20 2008, 08:05 PM
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And furthermore, do they come with an erroneous apostrophe? Sort it out, 'pold.

/grammarnazi

Edited by Leo: All right, Obergrüppenführer Kybosh, we're all entitled to have an off day tongue.gif


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post Aug 21 2008, 11:04 PM
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What, they're was an introductory cookie? Man I got jyped.. All I got was duct-taped to the ceiling and a bed of nails.

Soo if chinese avocados do indeed taste like smog, then does smog taste like avocados?


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post Aug 28 2008, 01:08 PM
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If you've not been duct taped that obviously mean you've not been grenaded either *get's out her step ladder and starts muttering* .....man I'm out of practice never use to need a ladder..... *steps up and stick on the obligatary granade*.... It will only sting a little.**
Oh guy you might want the briefly move the avacardo discussion into the next room over it may get a little messy in here. *wanders off leaving a needle and thread on the handy cabinet*. Hope you can sew Iz... Yanick


**sting a little - will blow you into to little pieces, also can not be removed as removal will cause an 10x worse exposion. Please refer to earlier noob threads for referance.


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