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 Aug 4 2008, 09:39 PM
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 I could have written a short novel by this point  Group: Established Members Posts: 1,579 Joined: 4-August 08 Member No.: 12,759 Gender: Secret  |
Or adopted, but I think I can manage my way around.
Hey everyone, this is Izzy. So, I've changed name, genders, and font color so my mom won't think I'm coming online. Possibly countries, haven't decided on a location yet. Tempted to add "u's" to words. Mum. Colour. Favourite.  Yep.. Be nice to teh nooblet?  <-- Puppy dog eyes, not a sad face.
-------------------- Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget God. The stars died so that you could be here today. ~Lawrence Krauss
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Aug 19 2008, 02:19 PM
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 Roger Rabbit, having hit the skids, is now busking for a living. Group: Moderators Posts: 8,645 Joined: 4-March 03 From: In front of the screen Member No.: 95 Gender: Male |
What, you mean that avocados had a vote and they elected to taste like air? Was this some vain attempt to stop Mexicans from mushing them up into Guacamole? Or was it so that we could eat one today and realise how good or bad the air quality was all those years ago compared to now?
And do Chinese avocados taste like smog? We must be told! Edit: Removed the unnecessary punctuation markings. Must've been asleep... -------------------- The author of this post is entirely fictional and is intended for entertainment purposes only. The views of the author are not necessarily representative of the views of Matazone, Mata himself nor any of his assorted cronies, friends, allies, associates or hangers-on. Any resemblance to other posts, alive or dead, is purely coincidental and is not intentional. Except when that's the point of the post, in which case it is intentional and no coincidence is applied, inferred or otherwise described by another long legalese term which temporarily escapes me. No animals have been hurt in the production of this post, although I did kick the cat before I sat down at the computer. |
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Yannick I've Never Actually Been Duct-Taped To The Ceiling... Aug 4 2008, 09:39 PM
SPEAKERfortheLOST well...
*promptly duct tapes Iz... I mean Yannick... Aug 4 2008, 10:25 PM Yannick Heh. *struggles* Nicely done.
Falling's gonn... Aug 4 2008, 10:29 PM SPEAKERfortheLOST Well now that you are up there I wonder where Ryn ... Aug 5 2008, 12:17 AM Yannick ...Spangled..?
Gah I keep typing purple instead ... Aug 5 2008, 12:21 AM Faerieryn Loading Spangle cannon.....
SPANGLES AWAY!... Aug 5 2008, 12:12 PM Mata For the Ultimate Duct Tape Experience ™ try o... Aug 5 2008, 12:17 PM Industrial Kybosh Free, Mata? Since when? Oxygen doesn't grow ... Aug 5 2008, 06:26 PM Mata Oxygen can neither be created or destroyed, but it... Aug 6 2008, 12:22 PM Industrial Kybosh What flavour jelly? Aug 6 2008, 02:16 PM Yannick But how is a breathing-tank full of jelly not goin... Aug 6 2008, 02:24 PM Mata Avocado. You only don't notice that oxygen alr... Aug 19 2008, 12:19 PM Industrial Kybosh And furthermore, do they come with an erroneous ap... Aug 20 2008, 08:05 PM Eli What, they're was an introductory cookie? Man ... Aug 21 2008, 11:04 PM
Cath If you've not been duct taped that obviously m... Aug 28 2008, 01:08 PM |
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